"Yeah! C'mon, you obviously put a lot of effort into it, and I'm excited to see just what you prepared!"
Your local Princess!
"I mean...I guess?"
"And whatever happened previously Taco, my apologies. All kidding aside I went through a nasty breakup before I came here".
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Nah, it wasn't nasty. It was pretty clean. She said that it seemed unusual that I wouldn't tell her that I was a Vice Mayor, so she decided we weren't close enough, and we split things off. Like that."
You know what! You're right! Steward! Steward!
Er... yes?
I've got a BOMB in my briefcase!
Huzzah
"Wait, what?" I say flatly.
Your local Princess!
"OH DEAR CHRIST, WHAT? ARE YOU MENTAL?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
I've got a BOMB! And I want all the money stored on this plane, or I'll blow it!
Good god, where's the Air Marshal?!
Cut back to the Angler Fish in TSA Interrogation.
"For the last time guys, I'm an Air Marshal..."
LIKELY STORY, TERRORIST
"Maybe the encouragement was a bad idea..."
Huzzah
"I stand by my decision. Whatever you're gonna do, do it to the best of your ability."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Thank you for your co-operation, Tropes. The Quo says sarcastically.
Edited by TacoBadger on Dec 12th 2018 at 10:17:09 AM
Huzzah
Your local Princess!
I facepalm
"Damn it Tropes, you're lucky you're cute"
"Anyway, look suitcase man, don't do anything extreme...there are many lives on here today that just want to get home to their families".
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
I understand that. So, if everyone'd co-operate, we can get back to our families. Capiche?
Huzzah
"But we don't even know where the money is on this plane!"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
In your pocket. And her's. And his. In everyone's pockets!
Edited by TacoBadger on Dec 12th 2018 at 10:39:03 AM
Huzzah
Your local Princess!
I grasp onto Tropes hand in fear
"We need a distraction. Now".
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco says, "What do want him to do? Dress in drag and do the Hula?"
Huzzah
"Is it? Oh, it is. I'm richer than I thought."
"Anyway, what kind of distraction do you have in mind?" I say to Aveyond.
Your local Princess!
"....Actually I stand by that great reference. Dress in drag and do the hula".
Edited by Aveyond on Dec 13th 2018 at 2:46:42 AM
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"I knew this would happen."
Taco retrieves an apple from his pocket, places it in his mouth, and lies on the ground, imitating a roast pig.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
“Listen. I’ll eat Urkelsteak, I’ll defeat Fussenpepper, I’ll ponder the Status Quo, but that whole “dress up in drag” thing goes too far. And this is the guy that took a whizz on Robot Fussenpepper’s remains.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Your local Princess!
"...I'm surrounded by idiots. Can't you knock him out while Tropes is distracting him?"
Tropes runs out, and returns soon in a hula outfit.
"This better work."
Edited by TropesForever on Dec 13th 2018 at 2:49:24 AM
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco, muffled from behind an apple, attempts to point out, in a rather petty fashion, that he killed Fussenpepper, but the apple prevents any words from being decipherable.
Suitcase Guy looks at Tropes, astonished.
Edited by TacoBadger on Dec 12th 2018 at 10:50:02 AM
Huzzah
I start to dance, only to trip over Taco.
"I really need to learn how to dance."
Not stupid or expendable.
"Man, it's quite a shame Playing ain't here."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Your local Princess!
"....Tales can you help me knock him out? I don't care who it is at this point.."
Ah, geez, you guys, are you sure?
Huzzah