Tropers: The Series

"The power's gone out, Taco is writing a story for some stupid reason, and Chey and Ford are finally going to bang."

"No, we're not."
(Ford gets up, turns back on the lights and joins the others.)
"The camping trip went horribly wrong, There's a very bad thunderstorm outside, and the Gibbs have lost power in their apartment, hence why they're here."

Playing: "No, I know the reasons, it's just that-"

A commercial break happens.

Announcer: "Are you tried of being cold?"

Girl: Yes!

Annoucer: "Then try our new robes! Only 599.99 dollars!"

(Commercial break ends.)
"$600 for a smegging robe? You're better off going to Walmart and finding a robe for much, much cheaper."
"So, what are we going to do now?"
"Watch TV."
(Chey then turns the TV on and Samantha Raynes, the weather lady that the Bus-Driving Mechanoid was watching earlier, appears again.)
SAMANTHA ON TV: "We've just gotten reports that the storm will now last for three days instead of two. So like we said, stay indoors an-"
"Oh, great..."
(Chey changes the channel.)
ANNOUNCER ON TV: "Today on America's Test Kitchen,"
"YES!"
CLONE!MAURICE: "Well, back to Scrabble!"
"We'll see you all later."
(Cue canned laughter as the Gibbs go to Chey and Ford's room.)
"I need a zarking drink..."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 3rd 2018 at 7:51:54 AM

Playing pulls out a FUN WITH HANGMAN set.

"Taco, let us play."

"It's not my job, Playing. Especially when you call my book dumb."

"How dare you! Now let's read."

Taco says, "If you insist, I suppose."

Taco reads aloud his scandalous TTS fan fiction to Playing, in which there are many twists and turns, shocking deaths, undercover work, disguises, and a bittersweet ending.

"I have three questions. First, why didn't Alice just kick the thief?"

"Chey paralyzed Alice in Chapter Three from the knee down. She wasn't able to."

"Second, if Monty is twice as powerful as Chey, why didn't he go instead of Chey? Also, my favorite character is Ford.

"Monty was still devastated over Tales' murder. Chey had to go because she could still think reasonably. Playing, it's like you didn't even listen."

"Thirdly, why did Tales die? I mean, she could have avoided the knife."

Playing dabs.

"He, Playing. And Tales couldn't have dodged. Ford stabbed Tales while he was asleep."

Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 3rd 2018 at 9:56:59 AM

"Ford and I did WHAT?!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 3rd 2018 at 10:05:48 AM

Playing: "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and-"

Taco: "Anyway, the reason Ford murdered Tales is that-"

Playing: "Let me guess, he is-"

Taco: "No, Playing. The-"

Playing: "The last-"

Taco: "Monty really loves Tales. Like, really, really, in love. But, of-"

Loud noises can be heard.

"Ford stabbed Tales, and then Chey staged a robbery against him so that she wouldn't have to get Ford executed."

"Playing! What'd I say about Taco clones?"

Taco: Daddy?

"Get the fuck out of my house!"

Taco's clone runs away.

Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 3rd 2018 at 10:08:51 AM

"What the smegging smeg!? We would never, and I mean NEVER do any of those things at all. So, uhhh... Did you at least make Ford and I get hitched?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 3rd 2018 at 10:12:39 AM

"Hmm, you know, I'm not quite sure about my characterization here..." says Zanreo, who had been secretly listening.

"I'm best friend with my own clones, Taco!"

"Jeez, Chey, it's a fan fic calm down."

He hears Zanreo. "What, you didn't like the part where you went undercover in the Boston Mob to get revenge for Puma?"

Then to Playing, "I don't want clones made out of me!"

Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 3rd 2018 at 10:14:28 AM

"Is there any bonking in it?"

"Only three extensive scenes in which I have sex with a bottle. Other than that, everything's implied."

"Okay, next episode should just be a Bottle Episode where lots of random stuff happen while we're stuck indoors during this thunderstorm. We'll continue this talk about fanfiction then."
(Cue credits.)

Season 4, Episode 4: The Tropers Stay Home

"Alright, now let's pick up from where we left off... EWWWWWWWW, TACO! That's nasty! I only have one more question about your fanfic; Did Ford and I have kids?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 3rd 2018 at 10:31:02 AM

“Miscarriage, sadly.”