Tropers: The Series

You there, shaddup with that math crap! Most of our viewers even finished high school! From now on, ya gotta try ta appeal to them!

"Oh sure, I can play along." I say, making Attitude City spin entertainingly. "What do we have to do?"

I shave half of my head, and highlight the other blonde. "I now apply to a demographic!"

Zack summons his stand People are Strange The stand appears to be a silhouette of a person.

"The network wants me to drink this glass of melted Stevil. Gross-out comedy gets us higher ratings." Urnrose drinks the melted remains of Stevil while singing the Pinky And The Brain theme song.

The robots run on a giant hamster wheel. Buddy just floats nearby and looks cross. " The network says people are afraid of "terminators," so anything that reflects well on technology or scientists isn't allowed."

Taco starts applying cover-up to the robots. "This'll trick 'em."

Well, I REFUSE TO COMPLY WITH YOU, EXECUTIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

er, hello?

Thegeniusyoshi is watering the landlord plant.

(What's going on?)

(We're under attack by Executive Meddling.)

Thegeniusyoshi just yells, "WRITER'S BLOCK!" as loud as he can, hoping that will stop the executives.

"Idea! We can defeat the executives by shooting them with a bazooka then smoking their remains. They want us to appeal to an edgier audience, and violence and smoking are edgy! Take THAT, executives!"

Thegeniusyoshi said, "Nope. I will never smoke."

"JUST DO IT!"

"No, but I'll use their remains as building material, if that suffices," Thegeniusyoshi said.

"Guys don't worry, smoking's cool and edgy. It's just what the executives want." Taco takes a cigar, lights it and puffs it.

"HREHRAUGH UWEA, A Uch" he coughs blood, before setting the cigar down. "It's cool! breeEEEH!

Zack gives the executives a forged FCC letter.

Thegeniusyoshi takes all the cigars and cigarettes in the apartment, burns them outside, puts the ashes in a cardboard box, burns the box, puts those ashes in a metal box, and buries it underground.

Taco, watching the affair comments. "Isn't burning a bunch of cigarettes and cigars just going to produce second-hand smoke?"

edited 13th Jul '17 3:07:50 PM by TacoBadger

Thegeniusyoshi looks at Taco Badger, then points to a pile of gas masks that was near the smoking bonfire.

Taco inspected the pile. "Seems a bit extreme, firstly, and secondly, if you wanted them to be effective we should've worn them before you went berserker. Now the fumes are in the mask, and our lungs. Dick."

Huh. This is lookin' okay. Just need to-

An intern with a clipboard runs in

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Meddling?

Yeah?

The new demographic data is in. Apparently this show is watched most by the under-7 demographic.

Wha? W-WELL WHAT ARE YOU BOZO-uh, Best Friends doin' standin' around like this! Get family-friendly! Clean up that pile!

Sorry this took so long, I was asleep.

edited 13th Jul '17 3:21:58 PM by TropesForever

Thegeniusyoshi puts the fume-filled masks on the executives.

"Can I keep my Stand? You know kids love magic!"