Tropers: The Series

To get F to back off, I retort that Sam the Cricket was the original OC.

Then, I tell everyone that we shouldn't judge people based on the narrative circumstances of their introduction into the story. After all, OCs are people too.

I let the urn name the next episode, because I'm too busy looking for Cthulhy in order to apologize.

edited 10th Jul '17 7:47:18 PM by ZeroL

F laughs. Check yoself. I was in episode one! I was pre-landlord, mofo! He continues firing.

This is actually true. He debuted back on Page 2.

edited 10th Jul '17 7:50:22 PM by TacoBadger

Cthulhy gets in front of the gun and starts taking all the fire.

"   That tickles.   "

"Hey, Pen! We need a new name for the episode so I can continue the days in the future! It's kind of important for... reasons! Spoilery reasons!"

Gangrenous F groans. Damn it all. Ya damn OCs clogging up the whole place. F puts the gun down. He picks up the still miniature Taco, and places him on a table, before walking out the door. Can't even keep track of all of ya.

"Wow, talk about a Boomerang Bigot."

Hermit Taco looks at all the OCs. "Ok, so now, who are you all? Because if you ain't on the lease, you ain't staying."

"You want me to make a name for the next episode?"

"Well, you wanted to, and we learned that OCs are people too, so yeah."

edited 11th Jul '17 3:04:50 PM by ZeroL

"Oh yay! What a good moral."

Episode 14: The Return of Stevil

"Uh oh. That doesn't sound like a good title."

Taco, combing his hair, speaks up, "Hey, Pen-Urns, do you remember what we did with that Jaleel White puppet?"

"Hang on."

Urnrose (the new name) googles who Jaleel White is.

"Oh, you mean Stevil? Pretty sure he's dead. Got crushed by a statue of Bill Gates."

Taco ponders. "Hmm... say, do you also remember what we did with that evil resurrection spell I put on top of that Bill Gates statue?"

"Oh no! That means..."

dramatic ambience

"THE BILL GATES STATUE IS ALIVE! Along with that and Stevil's basic demonic resurrection powers, this means we have 2 evil statue puppet thingies on our hands!"

Taco's eyes widen. "Oh No!

"I left the stove on!" He quickly goes to the other room and turns it off.

He returns. "Thank god we avoided that travest-" a demonic spider-like Stone Bill Gates crawls from the AC vents, and snatches Taco, crawling back into the vents with Taco in tow.

"Uh oh." Suddenly, the lights in the room burst. The dramatic music begins to build as Urnrose turns around, seeing a swivel chair facing the wall at the other end of the room. As the symphony continues to rise, the chair turns around to face me, revealing the being sitting inside. "STEVIL! I thought you were dead!" Urnrose yells, backing up against the wall.

   "Of course I'm not dead, you bozo. You think a measly statue can stop me? Stevil can never die! HAHAHAHAHA!"   

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Urnrose screams (somewhat girlishly), running out of the room followed by a laughtrack.

"Guys, to defeat Stevil, we're gonna have to lay the ghost to rest. First we-

(gets snatched by the bill gates spider)

Puma watches this, only half-awake and still in pajamas, in sheer disbelief.

"I swear, I always wake up from my incredibly long naps at the worst times..."

"Puma?!? I thought you were dead! Either that resurrection spell brought you back or I've just been missing some plo—" Urnrose's mouth is covered by Stevil, who then throws them out of a window.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!"

"...Maybe I should go back to bed. No more coffee for me..."

DirkLBot, Zerobot, and Buddy strike a battle pose!

Unfortunately, they're in the wrong room. I'm not, but I'm hiding behind a convenient couch.

Days in the future, but not many...

AP has finally found something that isn't generic. It's a rock. He eyes it suspiciously.

Nothing happens, because it's a rock.

He examines the non-nondescript rock. It's... rocky. But he can see that it's grey, and rough, and the size of his fist, which is better than anything else.

Hopes lifted, AP continues his journey.

In the present

I ask Lil' Pete to come up with a tactical analysis. He says he's on strike. I ask him if it's about the whole OC situation.

He says that doesn't matter anymore, and it's all about robot rights now. Of course.

"Wait, who's Lil Pete? And who's AP? And what's this about days in the future?"

DirkLBot shrugs. "So, Zero created way too many OCs, and even though we've put a stop to any new ones, there are still a bunch of robots with basically his brain. Buddy is a duct tape robot, I'm a copy of Dirk from Homestuck, Zerobot is a robot copy of Zero, and Lil' Pete is an AI in Zero and Zerobot's glasses. AP stands for Awakened Paladin, who's in this weird future place where everything is generic, and we're all just holding out for it to end so there's one less plotline to worry about."

Also, DLB is infected with a mind control virus from the Status Quo, and has infected Buddy as well, although the rest of the robots are safe so far.

"I can hear your spoilers! If you're making fun of us because we're robots or we're on strike, that's kinda hypocritical since you built us and you wrote the strike!"

edited 12th Jul '17 6:51:47 PM by ZeroL

Right. I think I'll go to sleep until you're done, then.

I suddenly break out of the vent I got taken to by the spider statue whatchamacallit for a moment and say "The Status Quo never happened, got it?"

edited 12th Jul '17 8:46:35 PM by TalesofUnder

"Your status quo never happened, but it might exist, theoretically, somewhere else, given substance by a different author. Anyway, I think the real problem here is Stevil. What can kill a puppet?"

edited 12th Jul '17 8:52:05 PM by ZeroL