Tropers: The Series

Junon: I see... Pocket sand! (casts a sand spell on the nun and flees.)

“Sacré bleu!” The nun falls to the ground, sand in her eyes.

“Junon, for chrissakes change your outfit! Children watch this show!”

"Not to menshun skitzoid ducks in show wid persons allity disorder, and summa dose persons allity, you no wanna meet."

Junon: Alright! You happy now? (changes her outfit to be more child-friendly◊.)

(Cut to Chey and Ford pulling their car up at the very last place provided by the last set of coordinates. It is very rainy outside.)
"Oh, that's just hoopy. We're out of fuel." "Well, this is it! The last place. If the couple in here don't have a love lock, I don't know what to do... "
(Chey then knocks on the door. A brown-haired woman who appears to be in her mid-to-late-thirties opens it.)
"Hello there. Can I help you?"
"Hi, My name is Chey and this is my partner Ford. Our car ran out of gas while we were riding around and we had to stop here. May we please come in?"
"Sure, go ahead."
(And so, Chey and Ford step inside the house.)
"Hm, this is a very nice place."
"Thank you, It's our vacation rental."
"Oh, so you're vacationing in Paris too, huh?"
"Yes. It's me and my husband's wedding anniversary. We met while I was studying abroad here. And after we graduated, I took him back to the United States to introduce him to my parents, dated him for a few years, and then at a family reunion, he popped the question! And let me tell you, We had the most emotional and beautiful wedding in the Paris countryside. I'll gladly show you the video if you'd like."
"Alright then."
(Cut to Chey, Ford, and the woman in the living room watching the woman's wedding video. Chey looks like as if she's about to cry.)
CHAPLAIN IN VIDEO: "The bride and groom have wish to read their own vows that they wrote themselves."
"Oh, I promise you, you'll cry at this part. Everyone else did."
(Fast forward seventeen minutes later.)
CHAPLAIN IN VIDEO: "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss your bride."
(Chey then bawls happily)
"T-That was so beautifuuuuuuuuuuuul! Waaaaaahhhhh!!"
"Oh, Zarquon..."
(The woman then stops the video.)
"Then after the wedding, We went to the Pont des Arts, marked our names on a padlock, and attached it to the bridge. Then we went to the reception where my husband and I had our first dance to Unchained Melody. Thirteen years, two handsome sons, and one beautiful daughter later, We're still so madly in love."
"Awwww! Do you still have the padlock?"
"When we heard about the French government taking down the locks on the Pont des Arts, We contacted my brother-in-law who's a locksmith to find our lock and send it to us. We're planning on getting rid of it."
(The door then opens again, going through the door is the woman's husband followed by their three children.)
"Just in the nick of time!"
(The woman then kisses her husband as he shuts the door. The three kids run into the living room, but end up stopping as soon as they see Chey and Ford.)
"Hi, honey!"
HUSBAND: "Hello, Mabel."
MABEL: "Oh! Charlie, this is Ford and Chey. Their car ran out of gas and so they had to stop here."
CHARLIE: "Nice to meet you. Why not stay for lunch?"
DAUGHTER: "Mommy, who are those strangers?"
MABEL: "Our visitors Mr. Ford and Miss Chey, Ollie."
SON 1: "Do you like Minecraft?"
SON 2: "Wanna see the hats I knitted?"
MABEL: "Buster, Stan, why not go set up the table?."
STAN: "Sure, mom!"
(Chey then turns to look at Ford as the boys go into the dining room. Cut back to the Tropers.)

edited 17th Jun '18 3:06:58 AM by EeveeGirlChey

Melody: What was that cloth. Or at least I think that's what it was. Oh yay, Junon. Please get us out of here.

"Get yerself out, door wide open. Eez mousey human wid smashed leg we need worrying bout. Who here strongest?"

"OPEN? IN WHAT WAY IS THIS CLOSED DOOR OPEN? HOW AM I THE STUPID ONE?"

The door is, in fact, closed, as no one has found this door.

"Front door wide open, cast same spell on deese door, den dat weel be open too. Why you not follow lojeec? You can cast same spell on deese door, no?"

(While fleeing, Junon casts another spell on the prison door, knocking it down hopefully.)

It does get knocked down.

"Finally. Thanks for the help duck. Did we find the lock yet?"

"Thanks! Hey, do you know where Chey, Ford and Puma are now?"

Sorry for falling off the face of the earth for three days, guys!

edited 17th Jun '18 3:55:12 PM by TropesForever

"Mousey, first deengs first, and first deeng, can you walk, or duz you need be carrying?"

It's alright. I haven't been on this thread much the past few days either. I didn't wanna disrupt the nun sub-plot.

"Well, Mabel, Charlie, I must thank you two for a unforgettable luncheon."
"So, we've heard you two have a love lock you'd like to get rid of?"
MABEL: "Oh! That one. Charlie, could you go get it?"
(Charlie then gets up from his chair and leaves the dining room.)
"You see, We're on some sort of quest and one of the items we have to get is a love lock. We were wondering if we could take the love lock off y'all's hands."
MABEL: "Oh, well, uhhh..."
BUSTER: "A quest? Like with villains with horrible plans and fights?"
"Yeah, sort of like that."
STAN: "With magic and traveling around the world?"
"Well, you can say that, yeah."
OLLIE: "And love?"
(Chey and Ford look at each other.)
"....Why, yes."
(Charlie then returns with the love lock.)
CHARLIE: "Here you go, honey."
MABEL: "Don't give it to me, Give it to them."
"Really?"
MABEL: "Yes."
CHARLIE: "And I got some extra fuel I could put in your car."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you ever so much."
(Charlie then gives Chey the love lock and then goes off to fill Chey and Ford's car. Ollie then looks out the window.)
OLLIE: "Mommy, Mommy, the rain stopped!"
STAN: "We can go to the park now!"
"Hm, perfect timing. All we have to do now is go find our friends and tell them we found a love lock."
"Excellent."
MABEL: "Alright, everyone get outside."
(And so, Chey, Ford, Mabel, and the kids go outside.)
CHARLIE: "Here you go, Chey and Ford. Your car's all filled up. And I'm quite impressed about the kind of car you two have. I always loved vintage cars."
"Thank you so much, good sir! Well, we better go now. It's really been nice meeting all of you."
KIDS: "Byyyyyyye, Byyyyyyyye! Bye bye!"
"So long, kids."
(Ford then gets back in the driver's side of the car.)
"Charlie, Mabel, thank you for your hospitality. It's been nice to get to know you. You're both good people and very good parents. Y'all and those beautiful children of yours take care now."
MABEL: "It's been very nice meeting you too! Good luck on your quest."
"We will! Bye."
(Chey then gets in the passenger's side of the car and they drive off as the family wave goodbye.)
"So, off to the convent?"
"Yep!"
(And so, Ford and Chey drive away from the countryside.)

edited 17th Jun '18 4:53:58 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Sure, I can walk."

Taco proceeds to stand up, before his leg gives out in an unpleasant direction, causing him to wince in pain.

"I can walk any minute now."

Junon: I'm not sure, to be honest. This trip to France has been weird so far.

"Yeah, you can walk like I can speekeeng cat. Strongest person here, pleez to be carrying him. I go find breej with love lock, eef still such deeng dere eez."

He waddles out of the convent, only to be nearly run over by a vintage Ford Prefect.

"Wut the quack! Pleez to be watcheeng where driveeng. Oh, eetz you, lady peeck me up and abandon me to drunken mouse and frends. So, you find love lock, or must needs go to breej?"

Tales teleports to the house where Chey is.

"Hello! I have some gadgets I'd like to show you. Hey, take this card."

(Tales hands a Braixen card to Mabel.)

"Now press the button and see what it does!"

I pick up Taco and carry him over to the Prefect.

"Thank you, Hopes Forever... Tropes Forever... one of the two of you... I'm going to take a nap, as I seem to have exerted myself." Taco falls unconscious due to his crushed leg, and all the yelling.

(Chey then gets out of the car.)
"Smegging heck! Taco! Ford, call a ambulance."
"I'm on it!"
(The screen then fades to black. Cut to a exterior shot of the Hotel Dieu Hospital, then cut to the Tropers in Taco's hospital room. Chey is drawing a picture of a mouse on the still-unconscious Taco's leg cast.)

edited 17th Jun '18 7:41:25 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Oh jeez. How are we gonna continue our quest if Taco can't even leave the hospital? Come on, Taco, wake up..."

edited 17th Jun '18 7:42:53 PM by TropesForever

(Junon is fluffing Taco's pillow with a glove spell.)

(Medusa is keeping an eye on the situation.)

Taco, mid-dream, is muttering something about Saturdays and Liverpool.

He jolts awake, all of the sudden. "PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!" He then realizes his surroundings, and lies down in bed. "Hey fellas. I've become awake again."