"South Park reenactment? What are you guys doing with my blow up doll?"

edited 6th Jul '17 9:45:45 PM by TacoBadger

"I am your blow up doll." says D. A. Father, before turning into a Dr. No Puma blow up doll.

Dude, if blood and organs come out from it, then it isn't "just a doll".

"I fill the doll myself with raw sheep organs."

"Ew..." says Pen.

Well, carbon scanner shows that the organs belong to Dr No Puma. I think that we're in some deep doo-doo now.

"Guys, I have a secret to reveal...I'm a blow up doll of myself." Pen falls to the ground, being a blow up doll

Umm..... I learned that things aren't always as they seem- OH NO NO WAIT

Episode 12: Rage Against the Status Quo

Dang it.

"Episode twelve already? If we were in Britain this would be the end of the season!"

"...We're not in Britain, are we? I actually have no idea what country we're in."

We're in America. Can't you tell by the Statue of Liberty outside the window?

"Do episodes just end when we learn morals?" says Pen the blow up doll.

Yes. So... Don't learn anything until we destroy the Status Quo!

"I've just learned that we need to destroy the Status Quo."

Episode 13: No Stop It Go Back To The Last Episode

"I'll just do a flashback to what you just said and remember things differently so nothing happens."

flashback

"I'm really confused. So, how did this have time to happen? Ah, nevermind. Enough messing around. We need find out if Puma is a doll with organs. Or something like that."

Ok.

(Flashback to last episode)

I remember that we DIDN'T learn that we have to destroy the Status Quo.

(time reverses to last episode)

Episode 12: Rage Against the Status Quo

Much better.

edited 6th Jul '17 10:08:18 PM by TalesofUnder

"Wait, was that a flashback inside a flashback?"

Yes. If you think about it too much your head will essplode.

Pen's head suddenly explodes.

"So are we allowed to cuss or is the FCC on our ass?" he says cleaning is glasses

Ack! No worries, we have a medevac kit.

Now, about the Status Quo's lair.

First, we have to get past the first defense: The Ant Hill Mob. They will call the Status Quo if they figure out we're not fiction characters. So what do you do, you ask?

Well, remember Steve Urkel from Tale's Real Father? He lent sarysa the Evolution Machine?

Well, he gave me this potion.

(holds up an orange flavored potion)

When you drink it, you turn into Mettaton EX. Well, if I'm Mettaton EX, the Ant Hill Mob will recognize me as a fiction character and let me pass. I will then activate the emergency security system. The emergency security system drops a weight on the Ant Hill Mob to put them down if they're seriously injured. The only side effect of the potion is that I can't change back.

That's part one of the plan. I'll tell you Part Two when we get to the next security system.

Taco entered. "Hold up just a second, Tales. Why do you want to destroy the Status Quo?"

Because we are no ordinary sitcom guys. We are...... THE TROPERS!

And also we want to subvert the usual formula.

And also the Status Quo is an evil overlord that makes nothing that we do matter.

"Well I hope we can afford a fourth wall because I broke it."

"I have a 5th wall."

Enough chit-chat, let's just execute our plan.

(I drink the potion.)

Strange.... I don't feel anything-

(Steve Urkel comes out of the blue.)

Steve Urkel: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why yes it does- (knockout.)

(He then drags my unconscious body onto the couch. I then become Mettaton EX in a matter of seconds.)

Steve Urkel: If you're wondering about how the elixir works, like the Evolution Machine, It Runs on Nonsensoleum.