Tropers: The Series

"Why the heck is there a wooden crate with air holes on this plane? And why does it have 'Galactic Express' printed on it?"
(Then, the crate starts making noise.)
"Uhhh... WOOF! Woof! Woof! Woof!"

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:02:11 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Tropes, please tell me you didn't smuggle Rowlf on the plane."

"No. I'd let him sit with the rest of us if I did."

"Yeah, thats true. Wait, what are we doing in the cargo bay anyhow? Don't these things usually have seats?"

"Not when you're flying fifth class."

"Woof! Woof! Woof! Ahh, Can somebody open this crate, I need to use the bathroom..."
"That's strange, I don't remember ordering..."
(Chey then opens the crate.)
"...My clone of Robin Gibb! Hi there, sweetie!"
(Chey hugs Clone!Robin)
"Hi."
"Why in the name of Rassilon did you mail yourself for?"
"Well, why not?"

"Robin is a dog? I'm confused now."

"Who in the Hell is Robin Gibb?" Taco asks.

Pardon me for the edits.

(Chey then pulls out a picture of the Bee Gees◊ and hands it over to Taco.)
"One of the Bee Gees. That's him in the middle. During my time traveling days, I got stuck in Great Britain in the late 1960s for a month and spent a few days with Robin. Theeeeeeeeen I got a idea to make a clone of him so I cut a lock of his hair off, stuck a cotton swab inside of his mouth to get some saliva while he was sleeping, and took some used tissues, put it through my cloning machine after I left, and that's the story about how the person who just got out of that wooden crate came to be. My clone of Robin is 90% exactly like the real thing; He talks like him, he sings like him, and he looks like him. Well, except that while making the clone, I smegged something up."
"Well, I'm proud of myself! My dog impression was more convincing than the lion impression I did while on another cargo plane."

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:31:41 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Taco, before you say anything, remember you spent a whole episode transforming yourself into a mouse."

"Oooh. So he's the less important Bee Gee."

"Less important Bee Gee?! Who the smeg do you think sang I Started a Joke, Massachusetts, I Can't See Nobody And The Sun Will Shine, The beginning part of How Can You Mend a Broken Heart, and most of Holiday and I Gotta Get a Message to You? Robin Hugh smegging Gibb, that's who! And I can name many other songs he sang in."

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:41:12 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Well, they are literally called the 'B.G.'s. As in, Barry Gibb. Also, remind me who sang Staying Alive."

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:42:07 PM by TacoBadger

"Actually, They're also named after a radio DJ named Bill Gates^note (not to be confused with the guy who runs Microsoft) and a speedway promoter named Bill Goode. And by the way, It's Stayin' Alive, not Staying Alive!"

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:45:53 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Oh boy..."

Before this can intensify, I pull a lever opening the plane's floor, causing all the tropers to fall down over Australia.

"Hope you all remembered your parachutes!"

"And I'm sure that's what Barry told his brother when he tricked him into naming their band what ended up being basically 'Barry Gibb, and the others'."

"Oh shiiiiiiiiii-"

Taco is expelled from the plane.

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:47:05 PM by TacoBadger

I grab Taco and put him in my pocket, then open my parachute.

Taco hangs his head out of Tropes' pocket. "One of these days, I gotta stop being the mouse..."

"Well, The first ever album they put out was called Barry Gibb & The Bee Gees Sing and Play 14 Barry Gibb Songs, but when they went back to the UK after doing the Spicks and Specks album and signed with Polydor, That's when they really started making it big internationallyyyyyyyyyy~"
"Belgiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!"
(Clone!Robin simply starts crying as he, Chey, and Ford get expelled from their plane. Their parachutes then activates afterward.)

The tropers float down just next to Uluru◊.

"How conveniently iconic. What are we looking for again?"

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:53:37 PM by TropesForever

"It's no opera house. Apparently were looking for a treasure to plunder, or something?"

"This is TV Show Australia; the opera house is ten minutes' drive from here."

"Oh yeah, and one more thing, Taco; Robin released seven solo albums! The last one was released after he died."
"Would you two kindly stop arguing?"
"A-am I not really important?"
"Oh, Rob, of course you're impo-"
(Chey gets cut off by Taco)

"Ringo Starr released 19 solo albums. Your point?"

"Leave Ringo alone."