Bree is drawing a rather crude, but cute drawing of her talking to some goblins. When she's done Chibi takes it and draws herself in the situation saying "You are banging my daughter." Bree doesn't like this. She erases Chibi away in the drawing.

"Comedy."

The wizards just talk among themselves in their native language. Although they are using gestures at the same time. What's being said? No idea.

"Hm, do they have any decent radio stations?"
(Chey flips the bus radio on.)
"You're listening to XDIX, broadcasting Dixon's greatest hits on the FM band at 99.5 and on digital radio and coming to you live today from Ford Planet Ford Fries, where the president and vice president of Prefect and our team of chosen champions are awaiting the arrival of a team from Earth for a lively tournament of-"
"SMEG! Well, everyone, guess we're gonna be having lunch."

"Already wayyyyyyyyy ahead of you," Knife says, as they walk into the nearest restaurant.

Guy runs to the bus radio and says "Wait what do we even do here?"

"LETS GO TO MCDONALDS!" She screams "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!" 70 times.

"What no!" Guy yells to Chibi "I know a good taco place better than that clowns quote on quote food"

"We have mcdonalds at home."

"Nah, we're going to that fry place. We're holding people up there."

Ford Planet Ford Fries

(Over at the fry bar, the place was bustling full of sports enthusiasts chomping down on chili fries, fries smothered in curry sauce, poutine, and some of the other thirty or so fry dishes on the menu. When they weren't eating, they were gathered around the jukebox loudly singing songs from yesteryear.)
"🎵 WHOOOAAAA OH OH OH, WHOAAAA, IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME! 🎵"
"Will you lot can it?! I'm trying to enjoy my fries!"
(The patron then loudly slurps his milkshake and throws a fry in his mouth. The group singing around the jukebox blew raspberries at him.)
"FUCK YOU!"
"Nah, fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
(Enter Chey.)
"Hey, there's a whole lot of fucking going on in this restaurant!"
(Everyone stops what they were doing and stares at Chey.)
"What?"
(The hostess shows up to the booth.)
"Hello! Are you one of the champions from Earth?"
"Yeah. Everyone else should be coming out of the bus."
"Okay, I will let our president know that your group is here. Just go sit and wait over there while I get everything settled."
"VIP?! Daaaaaamn."
(Chey sits down on the bench. Ford comes in with Delilah.)
"What's this I hear about a VIP area?"
"We're going there to meet up with officials and the team we're going against."
"Great Zarquon, are you sure we have to go through with this?"
(Chey sighs.)
"We have to... To be honest, I don't wanna go through this. I absolutely hate to see all this get destroyed by some giant buttwipe."
"Yeah, all of those clones have evolved and made something out of nothing."
"There's gotta be a way to spare this planet alongside Earth this go-around..."
(Delilah waves her little arms around.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 25th 2022 at 10:11:42 AM

"A song from nine years ago... That's pretty recent for Fords. Proud of them."

I follow Chey and the Prefects into the fry bar, and go right up to the counter.

"I'd like a large strawberry banana milkshake and an extra large order of fries with everything on 'em, please. Oh, and I do mean everything. I want you to toss everything you have in your kitchen onto those bad boys. I want them to be absolutely smothered in toppings. If I get my plate of fries and I see even a single fry on it, you're in big trouble mister. You will never see the light of day."

Edited by Afterwards on Jan 25th 2022 at 9:17:57 AM

"WE SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT WE SHOULDNT HAVE-"

Chibi seems to be kinda panicking. She suddenly stops and zooms to the bartender. "Anyways...I want one uh...burg...borger with extra cheebse, a chibken nubget, and some fribes..uh..." She puts a finger on her chin.

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 25th 2022 at 8:32:38 AM

Guy looks around the bar sighing before making his way to the bartender "Do you guys have a working ice scream machine?"

The bartender, a Ford wearing a very tacky tuxedo, shakes his head. "Sorry to break it to ya, sir. The Ice Scream machine's broken."

He pulls out an ice cube with a mouth. "Look at it. It can't even make a little peep. If it'll make you feel better, I can make you some kinda boozy banana split on the house."

"I'll take one too!"

On the top of a tall building on Ford Planet, away from everyone else, the Wasps pool over a paper tablet. Gold Wasp seems to be slightly distracted, however, by the Tropers all the way down on the street.
   While we were in the whale, I remember hearing rumors. About powers and rewards and such.   
From the noisy fuckin Earth people down there? Those assholes. Queensdamned-
   Shut up. But...you're right. I was not going to say it out loud.   
Just make your damn point.
   Well, we kept going because we wanted to let our planet go out with a bang. But...from what we overheard from the other teams. We won't have to let it go out. We just need to destroy everyone else to do so, and we will reclaim the planet and the power that it rightfully deserves. Is that not a simple task?   
Gold Wasp smiles, and she takes the tablet. What are we waiting for?
   For this contest to start, of course. We're at a disadvantage. If we were to win this contest, though, we would be able to dominate Phase 2 of the tournament.   
So win at any cost?
An unspoken agreement. This was a plan.

Guy hearing this laughs a bit before saying "So do you guys have that Ford Rib sandwhich thing?"

"You have talking ice?" Cut to Bree, just sitting somewhere, i wonder whats she's thinking about...

"Can I have a chili-cheese burger with extra cheese, chili-cheese fries with extra chili-cheese salt, and a chili-cheese lemonade on the chili-cheese rocks?"

Bree's headplace but no demons running amok so its just her thoughts.

"And why are the planets even exploding?"

"And if thats the case..."

"What happens if we lose?..."

Fuckin....fribes...

Bree looks very distraught. Being in a Troubled Fetal Position and all..

Both wizards sigh and are doing one handed gestures aimed at each other.

"We have to end this somehow, 3 planets have already exploded."

"But how? We both know the cost of the magic required to do so is something absurd."

"I mean..."

Briya now does some 2 handed gesturing. Lola replies in more 2 handed gesturing.

"Do you think that will work?"

"It's-"

More gesturing.

"a really long plan but I think that has the best chance of working."

"Makes sense."

Edited by sci300768 on Jan 25th 2022 at 3:31:25 AM

Bree overhears the two Wizards. She looks on them with a horrified expression. She says, not in her normal gentle demeanor, but a trembly and scared voice trying to maintain composure...

"T-Three...?"

"The wasps, giant whale, and the music world. I don't want to see more planets exploding if we can help it."

"We need to make sure they win their contest. That's the only way we can save whoever we can."

"Then why win?"

"We need to stop the planet Collector. That's the main goal. But stopping a god is not easy. At all."

"Our plan needs time and other resources. I'm going to go get those as soon as possible. But... waiting is the only thing we can do for now. I just hope no more planets explode."

"I'll try to help..." She said, more depressed than usual..

"Yea, most people take this worse than us. Then again, we are wizards."