Tropers: The Series

"Then you got to roll some dice.." She rolls a dice.

"Oh, 4. Nothing..."

you gotta roll some dice online or smthing for the board game

Knife walks in on the game. "Oh, I'm playing. I got...a 96. I win." They take a red piece of their own and begin moving it.

"Alright, y'all, we got stuff to do."
"Hey, Chey, guess what I found?"
"What is it?"
(Ford pulls up in the Chey Bus.)
"Oh, thank Rassilon."
(Ford opens the bus doors to let everyone in. Delilah was in a car seat in the back.)
"All aboard."
(Chey boards the Chey Bus.)

I still think my ban on driving the bus should be revoked. Still, Knife gets on.

Chibi gets on the bus. "No! 96 means you get to use the Mega-Die TWICE! Ugh...Non-rule-readers..." She crosses her arms as she sits in the right side of the bus, on the window-sill.

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 23rd 2022 at 7:50:30 AM

Guy begins to slowly crawl his way to the group and says "Hey... What your playing..."

"So what planet are we on?" I wonder, "and when will the champions come to introduce us to the planet and challenge?"

"Hm....Oh, I just saw a drive-thru for "Ford Planet Ford Fries"! Obviously, that means we're in Peru."

"Im getting kinda hungry...Do you guys have any food?"

The wizards teleport into the vehicle the Tropers are taking.

"Hey," I whisper aside to Knife, "Quick question: Have you ever seen a wizard walk? Like with their feet?"

Lola is now sitting down next to Briya, and they are talking to each other in gibberish.

Seems like they are talking about... uh... whatever wizards talk about.

Knife whispers back to After. "I mean, I knew a wizard gal who walked on her hands. Turned out she wasn't a wizard and she was just trying to steal my wallet. Hot. Ended up taking her wallet. Anyways, no."

"My theory is that they actually don't have feet, they just have little stands that are weighed to the ground, and they teleport everywhere because they're embarrassed of it."

"Wizards have a rich culture of embarrassment, judging by the hood thing."

Without a sufficient answer, Chibi begins to foam at the mouth, she scuttles onto the walls and onto the ceiling.

. . . The wizards look at After.

"We do walk normally. Teleporting is just very useful."

"Also, I'm short! Everyone else in the gaggle is taller than me!"

"We do have legs. Our robes just hide that very well."

"Wanna test that theory? I know the best way to stomp on someone's foot for the most pain to inflict!"

"I know the best way to kick someone for the worst pain possible that Lola has trouble with height wise. Especially if the target is male."

Edited by sci300768 on Jan 23rd 2022 at 8:45:04 AM

Guy slowly gets up from his attack.

My face goes deadpan.

"It's a wonder I haven't murdered you on the spot yet."

. . . The wizards seem to be... uh... nope. Can't tell what their mood is.

But they seem to be reaching for their weapons...

"Would you like to test what happens when two wizards work together?"

"I don't advice doing that. At all. Please don't make Briya do that. Bullets. Everywhere. I don't want to become swiss cheese."

"Oh, boo hoo. I'm...whichever of you two is the one that's been hanging out with us, I forgot her name-and I'm gonna shoot you because I think I'm a threat. Look, guys, we're just heading to that challenge, and hoping we don't blow up again."

Both of them stop reaching for their weapons.

"I don't feel like filling this bus with holes anyways."

"Here's to hoping we don't screw up too badly."

"Also, we both came. I'm not leaving her in the apartment alone!"

"Lets see what this challenge is."

Chibi turns her head 360 degrees and the foam drips down the walls, she hisses, before falling onto the ground

"Hey guys!"

Knife sprays Chibi with bug spray nonchalantly.

"Oh god that smells good wait a second-" She takes the bug spray out of Knife's hands and begins to EAT IT.

Guy seeing this backs away from Chibi.

Edited by This on Jan 23rd 2022 at 10:00:56 AM