Tropers: The Series

Dookie is reading a letter he got from Nimrod.

Because of the writer having no use for me anymore, as well as me going to college, as well as the writer wanting to write a new character in, I will not see you for the foreseeable future. I hope I die in a bus crash.

“Damn......”

That’s hard man. At least I skipped college for a TV Deal.

Suddenly, Mad bursts down the door.

"...we'll fix that later. SOMETHING COOL JUST CAME UP."

Monkey Island music stops.

"What is it, Mad?"

“Is it free Vinyl Records? Porn? Shrek 5?”

"Something cool?"

Tropes nearly falls off the ladder...but stabilises himself at the last second.

Edited by TropesForever on Jan 12th 2021 at 9:32:34 PM

"Has anyone here heard of the gameshow... I think it was called something like Bubby Boxer's Bonerriffic Gameshow?" Mad holds up a slip of paper with a phone number on it. "I just wrote down a number for it I found on TV. We should join! There's prize money in it for us! Especially since we..." Mad looks up at the gaping hole in the ceiling, and the completely destroyed door. "Kinda need the money."

“Sure! I mean, it’s not very likely that we’re gonna get in but-“

Hah! Dave, you can be pretty stupid at times.

Bee suddenly teleports in. "Well, I guess I'm here again."

Libre asks Mad...

"Can I join? Since I'm the damaging meteor that made this building a shambled mess."

"Yeah, that would be a good idea. Turns out stuffing mattress foam into the holes isn't how you repair ceilings."

"Can't you just get a lady to make wax out of her sweat and fill the holes with that??"

Edited by AyyBee121 on Jan 12th 2021 at 3:44:11 AM

"Yeah right, Custard. Next you're gonna tell me you can't store glass ornaments in the tumble dryer."

"Hey, don't tell me how to spend my weekends!"

Dookie looks at Bee.

“What the fuck.”

I once heard that a Betty White wax figure was made out of her tears.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jan 12th 2021 at 3:44:41 AM

"Are you saying that not every woman can produce wax from their sweat glands?"

"Bee, I am very concerned as to why you know women who sweat wax"

I am saying they can in different parts of thei-

“We’re not gonna spend time talking about our roof being made of someone’s sweat.”

"You spent HOW much over the weekend?" Tropes says, mishearing. His raised voice nearly causes him to fall off the ladder, but he stabilises himself.

"Okay, it wasn't glass ornaments, I was trying to fix one of the washing machines again. Apparently payphones like knick-knacks from Goodwill."

"Are you guys gonna call the number or not? Who wants to do it?"

“ME!”

Dookie gets out his phone and starts calling the number.

"ME! I wrecked this place, so I'll help fixing it!"

Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 12th 2021 at 6:52:47 PM

"You sold our washing machine to GOODWILL?"

Tropes then falls off the ladder...and through a hole in the floor, into an indoor pool on the next floor.

Edited by TropesForever on Jan 12th 2021 at 9:52:56 PM

"If you plug this old phone into my modem I can call the number for you!"

"I trust neither of you with a phone. Who else wants to do it?"

"Alright, Cus, call the number." Mad plugs in the phone.

Edited by madface7 on Jan 12th 2021 at 5:53:38 AM