Most Anonymous Anon
Elena keeps watch for Diabetic Aliens
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
I'm back, I guess.
(Alivia grabs a slice of the cake)
I can't think of a good signature.
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
Bob is passed out facedown on the floor.
Enough death. Enough life.
Not stupid or expendable.
(After a while, the Chey Bus, which was beautifully decorated, pulls up in front of the resort's entrance. Meanwhile, Chey and Ford were up on the stage. The former was clutching her bouquet.)
"We'd like to take this time to thank everyone here for making our wedding day as memorable as possible."
"We are very proud and grateful of all of y'all for everything that you've done! We'd like to thank everyone in the bridal and groom parties for their love, support, and contributions, the Bus-Driving Mechanoid and Avon for making that smegging delicious cake and banquet, Tom Jones, Christine McVie, Dusty Springfield, and our spectacular wedding band for performing, and everyone else who came out here to see us say 'I do', especially my parents!"
"And Zaphod, don't forget him."
(Ford chuckles.)
"Alright, we're out but first..."
(Chey turns her back and then tosses her bouquet. The bouquet would then land in the maid of honor's hands. Chey and Ford then get off the stage hand in hand.
In one final act, Robin blasts "How Deep is Your Love?" on the boombox, the same song that played when Chey left the discotheque with Ford when they first met. Chey sees Robin holding the boombox and gives him a thumbs-up and the keys to her TARDIS.)
"Why are you giving me these for?"
"So you and Maurice can get everyone home!"
"Alright!"
(Everyone then goes outside to wave goodbye at Chey and Ford as the newlywed couple hop aboard the Chey Bus.)
"Where to, Mr. and Mrs. Prefect?"
"Home."
(Chey then wraps her arms around Ford.)
"I love you."
"I love you too."
(The Chey Bus then drive off. On the back was a sign that had "JUST MARRIED" inscribed in large friendly letters upon a starfield. A pair of the bride and groom's shoes were tied to the rear bumper.
After many trials, troubles, and tears, Ford and Chey Prefect had finally earned their richly deserved happily ever.
At long last, they were now one.
Cue credits, which had a slideshow of pictures of various wedding things like Chey and Ford's first dance, the Troper wedding band, Chey dancing with her father, the Bus-Driving Mechanoid and Avon posing with their cake while the latter flips the camera off, Chey with her bridesmaids, Ford with his groomsmen, and finally, the whole wedding party together.)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Not Sherlock Holmes
Season 7 Episode 3: The Wild Coleberrys
(We open on a shot of a middle aged reporter. Steve Segue. He talks in cinnamon text.)
”Welcome, whoever even still watches this show anymore, to the Nature Show with Steve “Segway Steve” Segue! Today, our episode will focus on Tropesberg.”
(A producer walks in and whisper-mumbles something to Steve.)
”What’s that? Tropesberg has no unique indeginous life whatsoever? Aw, fudgeballs! Now I’m gonna have to interview all the non-humans on this block. It’s the Nature Channel, not the Humanoid Channel!”
Whoever wants to be interviewed by Steve Segue first, make an introductory post.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco, still dressed as a farmer, is walking through town with bags of groceries.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Ah, our first interviewee! The rare Jackbooted Scammer! Originally indigenous to Monkeywrench, Illinois, they now only exist on a wildlife preserve, otherwise known as an apartment, in Tropesberg. Say hi to the camera, Jack!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco gives a disapproving look to the camera. “What do you want?”
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Oh boy. If they’re argumentative, that means they’re one of the bad Jackbooted Scammers. So, anyway.... scams. Talk about them.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“Yeah sorry pal, I don’t really scam so much anymore. I’ve got an honest living at the moment.”
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Please. It’s literally in your name. You can’t be a jackbooted scammer without being a scammer. Then you’re just a jackboot.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“And you’re an asshole. Look, either pay me for this interview or get out of my way.”
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Here you go.”
(Steve Segue hands Taco a Chuck E. Cheese token.)
”Take it and leave.”
(Color bar test screen.)
”Okay, we may have gotten off to a bad start, but that’s okay! I’m sure there are much less unpleasant creatures in this..... uh.... what is it? A separate country? A U.S State? An incorporated municipality? Whatever.”
Edited by TalesofUnder on Mar 2nd 2020 at 2:56:41 AM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Oh Captain!~
The camera cuts to the inside of a game store, where Custard is seen arguing with an employee.
"Whaddya mean I don't have the specs to play Crysis?!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Segue Steve barges into the game store.)
”Alright, a PC! This is gonna be.... exciting! Hey, PC, what’s your name?”
Edited by TalesofUnder on Mar 2nd 2020 at 3:01:06 AM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I'm back, I guess.
(Cut to Alivia, still thinking about the wedding last episode)
"That... was a great time... Chey and Ford getting married was really emotional."
I can't think of a good signature.
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Beg pardon, but who is this pint-sized brat? I’m doing an interview, so either leave or give me your lunch money.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Oh Captain!~
"Look, I don't give a shit that I don't have a 2.2 GHz proces-" she starts before the reporter cuts her off.
"What the hell do you want, organic?"
Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 1st 2020 at 2:05:22 PM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Well, I never! I simply wanted to ask you if you dream of electric sheep!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Oh Captain!~
"That's androids, you fucking walnut. I'm a computer. There's a damn difference, y'know!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Ah! I’d recognize you anywhere. You are a legendary Argumentative Electronic Dickweed!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Oh Captain!~
Custard's screen goes red, with a giant black CBS logo-esque image taking up a good chunk of the screen.
"...You wanna repeat that?"
Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 1st 2020 at 2:15:06 PM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Argumentative Electronic Dickweed. A subspecies of the standard Living Computer.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
(Avon grabs hold of Taco's hand.)
"Don't ruin this moment for the newlyweds. And for me and Garfunkel. Go ahead and cut it, you two."
(The Bus-Driving Mechanoid turns a dial and his voice booms out...)
"Everyone gather around! It's time for the cutting of the wedding cake!"
(After everyone gathers around, Chey and Ford grab the cake knife.)
"Y'all ready?"
(The crowd cheers. Chey and Ford then kiss as they cut a slice of their wedding cake while the crowd and the photographers go wild.
Ford then feeds the slice of cake to his new bride. Chey cuts another piece and feeds it to her new groom. Many laughs were had.)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."