Tropers: The Series

I get up and dust myself off.

"Well...uh...what have we learned today?"

"That the paintball game isn't over!"

"I thought it was over. The players were just making use of their equipment."

S 2 E 13 The Godammned Paint Ball Episode Part 2

"This time, JUST PAINTBALL."

"Oh good, I get to get my revenge on those team-killing asscocks." I grab a paint shotgun and give it a Dramatic Gun Cock. "Did I mention that they're team-killing asscocks?"

"Yes you did now we need to do is start moving."

"...You're never gonna let us leave this, aren't you? Well, tell me when it's over."

I pull out a newspaper.

"We will leave this when battle is done! Razor and I HUNGER for paint-blood!"

I blast the newspaper with my shotgun in such a way that the newspaper is shredded and covered in paint, but Tropes himself is untouched. "Uh-uh, boyo. You ain't getting out of it that easy."

Internal monologue: Holy shit I will never do anything that cool again.

"Tropes since you like dressing up as musicians how about you dress up as diffferent artists and play their most badass songs for background music?"

"Eh, fine. Does "Twist & Shout" count as badass music?"

"I mean we are a comedy so probably."

"Okay then."

I start playing on a guitar that appeared out of thin air.

"WHAAAAA! WHOOAAAAAAAH! WAYNE'S WORLD!"

"No, no, guys. I got this."

I kick open our door and charge. "LET'S DO THIS!"

"Now let us crusade against those who we have been pitted against!Ya know when we find them."I say stepping out of the supply closet I hid in last episode.

Seven comedic montages later..

"Wow,that was underwhelming.This was a bad idea for a part 2.The moral is I'm not allowed to make sequel episodes any more."

"To be honest, how many comedy shows can pull off a multipart episode? It generally works better in drama. The X-Files, Doctor Who, Buffy, they can get away with that shit. Them, we ain't."

The camera slowly pulls out to reveal that I'm hanging upside down from a tree, swaying gently in the breeze.

"Now, can someone get me down?"

I fly by on a Great Eagle, along with Little Timmy and the Beatles.

"Hop on! And before you ask what my deal is, I don't know either."

edited 26th Aug '17 12:25:25 AM by TropesForever

"Lets go do some crap!"I say hopping onto the Great Eagle.

(G2 is checking his corners, while looking for Razor's former teammates for some reason.)

Now, where are you?

"G2 we're goin' splorin'.Now hop on the Great Eagle and forget this sequel ever happened."

S2E14: Tropers: The Series In SPAAAAAAACE!

"So, we have a giant eagle, and I have a jet pack and a bunch of space suits, so let's make this happen!"

edited 26th Aug '17 9:49:46 AM by ZeroL

"I'll make an air patch for the eagle!"