ITT: We Have All Become Pokémon

"Exactly, how DO we know?"

"But it's still murder! We don't know if these things were like us! Feeling, thinking, all that! Oohhhhhh, my god!"

"Maybe it will come back as a ghost. Like me."

edited 6th Apr '17 5:49:24 PM by Sedmikrasky

Hey guys, you'll never believe this! I just woke up and look at me! I became a Goodra! I'm excited and freaked out all at the same time! This is awesom—

Oh...what's going on?

*Type:Null and I just look on at the messy scene developing. While I'm visibly disgusted, Type: Null is only mildly perturbed.*

"They do realize that those Fletchling are other sapient beings, right?"

"Oh my god I'm going to be traveling with a murderer. What has my life come to?"

"Yeah, I think this is as good a time as any for me to take my leave. Just try not to let this happen anywhere close to a civilization if you don't want criminal charges on the entire group."

*Type: Null begins to walk away.*

"Wait! Hold on, Null, don't leave us hanging! We're not done!"

*Type: Null looks back at me.*

"I'd rather you call me Yalta. The designation Type: Null is one I don't want to be associated with."

*Yalta walks off, disappearing behind a collapsed structure.*

Finley isn't in the best form to be welcoming, so instead he just turns to the Goodra and...

"DEAD! THEY'RE DEAD OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD!!"

"Hello, new one. We were discussing the ethics of killing wild animals for food."

I walk up to the Goodra awkwardly. "Er. Hello! My name is Guy and I assume you're also a human turned Pokemon. Nice to see you, no murder is happening, ha ha ha ha."

Oh...whenever I thought about being a Pokémon, stuff like this never came to mind.

This Is Gonna Suck, isn't it...

edited 6th Apr '17 5:54:53 PM by kablammin45

"This was a mistake. I don't know if it was a mistake on my part, but there are three innocents dead and I can only foresee myself having to spend a lot of quality time with their killer, so this has to be someone's mistake."

"Whatever. No one else saw. Anyways, guess I need to memorize another name... gaahhh, so much to memorize..."

I don't know what it is, but I have the urge to give one of you guys a big hug...I guess it's just part of being a Goodra.

"What? Why did I eat him? Or her, I do not assume."

Sedmi floats out of reach of the Goodra. "I would very much prefer to stay out of that, thank you."

"Holy shit they were actually sapient."

"I....."

"I............"

"So it is true, about the Berries thing... oh my God, I'm scared now."

"...uh, anyway, (tries to regain composure), hi there, new guy! Who are you? Name's Oz."

"I should be executed for that."

"Yeah, they were! HOW DID YOU NOT COME TO THIS CONCLUSION ON YOUR OWN?!"

I guess I'll go by Goobert like this.

I'm really fascinated by feeling so slimy...being a Goodra is kind of how I imagined it would be. I like having antennae, too. This could come in handy.

edited 6th Apr '17 6:05:06 PM by kablammin45

"Don't let the accidental murder and cannibalism get to you. Nothing here is real anyways."

"but!!!! pokemon canonically eat each other!!!!" i,,,,

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THAT WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE AROUND HERE WHO COULD THINK?!"

"oh god i just realized my comments about fish. i was just about to eat an innocent magikarp if yalta didn't say they're sapient."

(tries to regain composure again) "Hiii, Goobert! Welcome here! Don't eat wild Pokemon! We all used to be human!"

edited 6th Apr '17 6:08:50 PM by anza_sb

"Oh yeah." I walk towards Sushi. "You're the one who caused this. Should I just follow you for the rest of the time we're together, man?"

"Uhh... can someone pass me the nearest berry? And also, go ahead, eat that magikarp, they are practically vegetables anyways. Dumb fish..."

edited 6th Apr '17 6:08:58 PM by chianticat10