ITT: We Have All Become Pokémon

"I should have recoil..." Wohm aims his claw downwards and fires - sending him towards the hospital.

"Niles, I'll drop you when we get in! All of your safety is what matters right now!"

??? So, are you a human-turned-Pokemon too?

(I run into the hospital and slam into the reception counter with Andy and Mila before I can stop myself.)

SPLAT! Ow...

(The Chansey at the counter looks at the three of us and everyone else running in.) Goodness gracious, where's the fire?

edited 12th Jul '17 10:40:05 PM by kablammin45

[Yea, that was an awful waste of a slushie...it was actually pretty good, too. Now that I'm done holding up my cup from yesterday like it's some kind of science experiment, I mosey on over to a trash can and pitch it. Seeing the way it bubbled and curdled in the heat, I don't know if I've the appetite to get another one...]

[Oh, of course, I will. Perhaps I can get a reimbursement on it or whatever it's called? I approach Hotoke's stand once more, holding onto my bag of money.]

I continue to struggle. "Fuck that, worry about yourself!"

with that punch vjoi hellfire attack ends and he gets ready, knowing the real battles just began.

let's finish this fight scumbag.

and with that charzards flies into the air and roars at the thug!

edited 12th Jul '17 10:40:14 PM by vjoi

"JUST LET US-"

Finley first manages to get into the hospital, drops Niles, lets go of the Lucario's hand, and opens the door for the others.

"GET SAFE FIRST!"

After recovering from the sudden stop, Mila looks at the Lucario, and shushes him loudly before holding a paw to her lips.

"Shhhh! I have no idea what you're talking about, don't say that rot!"

She hopes that the overdramatic tone of her voice makes it clear that she understands what he's saying but doesn't want it to be discussed at the moment.

edited 12th Jul '17 10:42:16 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

Dana runs into the hospital and slips on the floor, sliding a few feet before coming to a full stop.

".. Ow..."

From under the Goodra, a muffled, dry response could be heard. "ow"

Singed and burnt, the Sawk cracks his neck. "Fuck you, ya piece a shit. I'll flatten your face."

edited 12th Jul '17 10:42:53 PM by TacoBadger

(I feel something bump the end of my tail.)

Hi, Dana. (I wheeze)

I hit the ground with a thud and an accompanying grunt. I quickly get myself back up to my feet. I'm too hyped up at the moment, even though we just reached shelter.

edited 12th Jul '17 10:43:33 PM by shrubBird

I gave you the chance to run, what happens next is your falt! the vigilante says as he dives down and attacks the Sawk with a fierce kick!

edited 12th Jul '17 10:45:03 PM by vjoi

The Sawk's head is flipped back, but he stays grounded. He uses both hands to grab into Vjoi's foot, and pull him to the ground.

the charzie hits his head on the ground and he is pulled by the sawk.

you bastard! he says as he tries to kick the thug in the face.

edited 12th Jul '17 10:47:34 PM by vjoi

The kick pushes the Sawk back, into a pile of trash. The Sawk looks at a nearby wall, and sees a gutter. He grabs onto the gutter, and rips part of it off, and swings it toward Vjoi.

"Yes I do have re- oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK", the clauncher screams as he nears the end of his flight... and is about to be introduced to the floor if nobody gets in the way.

vjoi grabs the gutter piece and crushes it with his hand!

the vigilante decides to warn the Sawk.

give. up. you have no chance of victory even against a two bit vigilante like me, and once word gets out about what you have done many pokemon more great and powerful will hunt you down! so turn yourself in before it gets worse.

edited 12th Jul '17 10:54:31 PM by vjoi

Right after getting up, I get smashed with a flying crab. All I heard was a painful crunch and my own wailing. (I shoulda just stayed down…)

edited 12th Jul '17 10:56:59 PM by shrubBird

I don't mean to be rude, Vjoi, but your character is kind of reaching Mary Sue levels right now. Could you tone it back some?

edited 12th Jul '17 10:55:21 PM by BaconZorp

OK, sorry.

(The Chansey at the reception desk once again looks up at everyone who is either still running in or on the floor in front of her desk.)

Um...where's the fire? (She asks again.)

(I'm so exhausted that I fall asleep right there and then.)

gotta go to sleep right now, actually.

Dana takes a moment to catch her breath.

".. Hello. So is anyone going to explain to me what just happened?"

Thank you.

"There was... a mob... can we... rest here for a bit?"

She asks, trying to catch her breath.

edited 12th Jul '17 10:57:13 PM by BaconZorp