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CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 1:49:53 PM

You're a Pokemon now. What Pokemon are you? Keep in mind that you can't be a Legendary Pokemon, Mythical Pokemon, or Ultra Beast, but you're not restricted to unevolved Pokemon either. To start this off, I'm going with Ribombee.


Weird, don’t remember my arms and legs being this scrawny. Or pitch-black, for that matter. I'm digging this scarf thingy, though.

*I get a good look at my body and realize exactly what has happened to me.*

Oh. Okay. This is new. It's gonna be one of those days, isn't it?

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 1:52:56 PM

...

You know, I really like fennec foxes but... Not like this.

I'm a Fennekin now, why am I this?

Long live the New Bev.
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Apr 5th 2017 at 2:16:53 PM

Can we change which Pokemon we are, or do we stay as the same Pokemon for the whole time we play this?

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 2:23:13 PM

I'm not actually sure. I'll just say you'll stay as the same Pokemon the whole time for now, so make sure you're absolutely certain what Pokemon you want to be before beginning.

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Apr 5th 2017 at 2:44:26 PM

Huh, I feel a lot smaller than usual... and that's saying something. *sniff* Is something on fire? ... Oh, that's my back. MY BACK IS ON FI- Wait, that means... Damn it, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon was right.

... My nickname's probably going to be Nyquil...

edited 5th Apr '17 2:55:17 PM by shrubBird

Okay, I believe you.
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Apr 5th 2017 at 2:46:29 PM

Whoa... I can't see. Why am I so hungry and tired?

(falls on the ground like the Snorlax that I am)

edited 5th Apr '17 2:48:32 PM by Weirdguy149

Do you fear death?
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
Apr 5th 2017 at 3:05:21 PM

"Wait... why am I floating? And why are my arms disconnected from my body? Why are they blu-YES! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! WAIT, WHAT MOVES DO I HAVE?"

>moves.exe

Tri Attack

Psychic

Hyper Beam

Trick Room

"Oh. Ok then."

edited 5th Apr '17 3:06:03 PM by chianticat10

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 3:06:03 PM

Well, least one of us is happy.

Long live the New Bev.
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 3:12:30 PM

"I can float too!"

"Don't have arms though. Or legs. And I only got one eye now."

Oh well. I float around in my new Beldum body.

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
vjoi Big O Showtime!
Big O Showtime!
Apr 5th 2017 at 3:41:41 PM

i pick charazard

FUCK YES IM A DRAGON! The powerful and vulgar warrior said as he flew through the air.

yes I am above rule of law above even the government! I am INVINCIBLE!

as you can infer vjoi quite enjoyed his new form.

[down] trust me flight is worth it!

edited 5th Apr '17 3:47:49 PM by vjoi

CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 3:44:05 PM

Huh, looks like I'm not the only one in this situation. Hey, I wonder...

*I beat my newly-acquired wings, trying to lift myself off the ground. I'm rather clumsy with them, unfortunately.*

No? Dammit, gonna have to figure out how to use these things before I can actually fly.

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:04:03 PM

"Guys? Where is the nearest computer? Just asking!"

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:08:08 PM

"Probably in the nearest Pokécentre? I mean, assuming we're in a world that has those, and not one like the Mystery Dungeon..."

I attempt to manipulate my magnetic force, see how far or close I can get to the ground.

"Woah, this is weird."

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:19:47 PM

Hey, that's a good point, does anyone even really know where we are? I mean, it's quite clear we're not, well, on Earth, but it'd probably be a good idea if we had some sense of what the surrounding area's like. I'm hoping we're not too far off from civilization.

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:24:04 PM

I pick Rotom.

"Wh-what happened to everyone?! And where is that electrical noise coming from? Wait... Wait! Where are my legs or my arms and how am I floating?"

*Spirals through the air, trying to control my movements*

chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:35:10 PM

"It seems all of us have turned into Pokémon. You too. It's hard getting used to your new form. No?"

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:39:16 PM

"Gonna be pretty hard to get used to no thumbs..."

It all sinks in.

"HOLY SHIT WAIT! I'M NOT A HUMAN ANYMORE! WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Long live the New Bev.
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:40:33 PM

"It really is! I guess that we'll have to get used to this... Unless, wait! Haha, what if I'm just dreaming this all?"

whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:46:46 PM

"Dream or not, we should take a moment to get used to the new bodies and the whole 'holy shit we're Pokémon' thing. Well, you guys should, I'm zen as hell right now. Then we should see about checking this place out."

I glance up at the Charizard that just took off.

"Oy, mate! Can you see anything up there?!"

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 4:59:58 PM

*I direct my attention towards the Beldum, not knowing their name. Or the names of anyone else here, for that matter.*

Hey, this is gonna sound insensitive, but how can you be so calm if you don't have limbs anymore?

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:02:13 PM

"HOW THE HELL ARE ANY OF YOU CALM?! I don't wanna be a fox!"

Long live the New Bev.
CyberController Cute goth girl Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute goth girl
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:06:59 PM

So, I'm a Gardevoir. Great, now I'm everyone's waifu. Even though I'm male.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:07:30 PM

"Mmm..."

"Well, I don't think I have an organic physiology anymore. That probably helps, y'know, not having a brain to tell you to freak out."

I languidly roll around in the air.

"Plus I can flooooat."

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:16:52 PM

"I just have tiny stubs for arms. And my back is still on fire. Any chance you guys know how to turn this thing off?"

Okay, I believe you.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:24:31 PM

"Look at my hands! They're just, like... paws! Incredibly cute furry paws! I can't turn anything off with these!"

Long live the New Bev.

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