Hunger Games Simulator

I bet Sub-Zero's playlist consisted entirely of ice and cold-themed songs.

Only one or two deaths? Wow, things are pretty chill.

Battle Music

• Kirby: Planet Robobot - Darkness Returns

The picture won't expand when I poke it. I am suffering.

4fterthought, I have the exact same issues as you do, and here I am hosting. You just have to find the right way to do something.

I used to have the same issues with my laptop with the touchpad controls, so I got around it by getting a detachable mouse for it, which I now use every time I use my laptop.

Not sure if that helps or not, but it's the thought that counts right?

edited 9th May '17 5:51:29 PM by TheGamechanger

Night 4

• Hiyoko gets tricked and eaten by a djinn.
• Pesterbot pretends to glomp Giygas on the back. He instead has tacked on a note that incites Anguirus and Flim to murder the false idol.
• Demoman becomes the object of Tzara's muckslinging.
• Glacius and Makoto bond in a strange way.
• Jack English lost himself to the music, the movement, and a really hungry tree.
• Matt the racecar driver waters the Potted Plant.
• Idaho and Buttercup Pizzabuns accidentally mow each other down in what was meant as horseplay.
• Mahiru hits her mark right between the eyes.
• The Condesce becomes more and more obsessed with death as her cancer worsens.
• "Roasted Chick Gun" will never be lived down.
• Sub-Zero, the apparent star of absurd situations, gets warm.
• Eminscu beats up Anri. Aware of her deadly methane, he uses his only distance weapon to beat her up.
• Ray yet again forgets to convert people, and instead has an intelligent discussion with Donkey Kong.
• Nathan and Banana Joe find a pot of boiling water above a camp fire, Andy take th chance to relax. Nathan converts Joe.
• Aran Ryan doesn't understand why an Irishman isn't winning a Drinking Game, only to find out Sully's full name is James Sullivan.

Day 5

• Sully cheers up the local cancer ward.
• Ray finds Sully's harpoon gun outside the hospital.
• That's an interrogation I want to see.
• Aran Ryan, hungover, spends the day solving a "newspaper puzzle." He's so buzzed that he doesn't understand he's looking at a Dilbert comic.
• Pesterbot thins down the Chick Guns quite a bit, only to be surrounded by two flanking groups of Chick Guns, who kill him.
• Anri gets no breaks.
• Sneff is able to get Anguirus's legs broken, but doesn't know where to start with killing the monster, so he lets the beast live.
• Not a single Pen Gun could move the sword.
• Glacius measures all the things.
• Nathan reveals that he fathered Schiller, and had to leave his son to serve the Great Gecko Above.
• Demoman gets done in with a rope.
• Banana Joe starts to prepare for Woodstock 2: Judgement Day.

Fallen Tributes: Hiyoko Saionji, Giygas, Jack English, Idaho, Claris Sinclair/Buttercup Pizzabuns, Guzma, Pesterbot, Demoman

Pity Pesterbot didn't interact with the potted plant.

Battle Music

• Kirby: Planet Robobot - C-R-O-W-N-E-D (Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe)

Shame Jack didn't get any kills. Oh well, most of my tributes don't.

Also, the Condesce's treatment this season is just pissing me off for some reason. Even though she is a huge bitch in canon.

Hiyoko, nooooo ;-;

Her best friend Mahiru might've snapped as a result, I see...

One of these days I'm going to count how many of the custom events in the simulator are mine just to see the overall percentage.

I haven't counted them yet, but I had to guess then I estimate that about 100 or more events are my doing.

Night 5

• Flam kicks a cripple in her groin, just showing he's a horrible person.
• Meanwhile, Flim receives a Razzie.
• The sword in the stone that Flam, Banana Joe and not a single Pen Gun could uplift, is lifted up by the Potted Plant, the designated hero of the season.
• The Condesce finds out Donkey Kong needs heart surgery. Feeling empathetic because of her recent health problems, she saves Donkey Kong's life.
• The Chick Guns attempt to capture Glacius, wasting their master ball by throwing it off a ledge.
• Sub-Zero takes some time to memorialize fallen friends.
• Eternity is loved by the Academy.
• Friedrich Schiller gives a rousing speech to the rowdy Pen Guns and shapes them up to be the perfect army for him.
• Nathan is ready to convert more, but can't find people to convert.
• Aran Ryan extends that Irish playfulness to Banana Joe.
• Sully tries digging his way out, only to be the center of worship by the underground civilization.
• Ray effectively does the opposite of conversion, and tries to murder Makoto, who is able to evade death.
• Anri and Anguirus get stuck in a ditch. Anguirus can't move his leg to step on Anri, and Anri's farts aren't in enough quantity to kill Anguirus.

Day 6

• Potted Plant and Aran Ryan get into a violent fight, only for both of them to reveal they had the same ace up their sleeve. They begrudgingly respect each other and part ways.
• Ray and Flim try to con the Condesce out of her money, with the hopes she'll donate it to Geckology or Flim's shop. The Condesce just wants to play in the ball pit while she can.
• Mahiru finds out that the Pen Guns were all biogenetically enhanced Penguins. The inventor who made Pesterbot inside her is interested.
• Donkey Kong emails Sub-Zero an email with the subject "The Condesce Memorial Services". Sub-Zero opens it, only to find Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. Donkey Kong's a dck.
• Glacius splatters banana across the arena ground.
• Makoto pulls the Sicilian Shuffle of Mihau Eminescu.
• Matt, Nathan, Eternity and Friedrich play The Game of Life. If Nathan wins, they all have or convert. Eternity ends up winning, but Nathan converts Matt either way.
• Flam sees something horrifying, huge and impossible to avoid.

Fallen Tributes: Mihai Eminescu, Banana Joe

edited 9th May '17 8:02:42 PM by TacoBadger

Inb 4 Mahiru takes photos of the Pen Guns.

Battle Music

• Kirby: Planet Robobot - Warrior from Another World (Galacta Knight)

Aye.

;_; rip banana joe. i wish you had better character development.

In the save I sent (which I'll use as the first gag save), Joe was the most murderous with 7 kills to his name.

Hot dang. Flim and Flam are the third set of twins that I've sent in, and one of them goes aggro. Have other twin teams besides mine been like this?

edited 9th May '17 8:17:10 PM by TroperNo9001

I remember nominating Hikaru and Kaoru in one season, and the latter going a bit psycho after the former got mind raped and committed suicide in an Arena Event.

Heck, Kaoru got the most kills in that season.

edited 9th May '17 8:23:12 PM by Psychedelicate

A potted plant manages to fight a boxer to a standstill... eh, weirder things have happened.

edited 9th May '17 8:25:53 PM by IchigoMontoya

Speaking of twins or at least tributes that look similar to each other, my main team for next season is Queen Sectonia and Taranza.

By first appearances that doesn't make sense until you find out that Queen Sectonia's original cinnamon roll self before her corruption looks like this◊.

Hm. So if the siblings aren't twins, they kill each other, but if a pair of twins do enter the same season, one of them snaps the instant the other dies? That sounds like an interesting trend...

IIRC, Pound Cake snapped on the first day in Season 105, even before his twin sister Pumpkin died.

Ah, right. So Pound Cake was just a delightful little psycho from the start

Night 6

• Anri pushes a piece of heavy machinery onto a man of ice, shattering him instantly.
• Nathan the Messiah is attacked by Matt, however the Potted Plant becomes the hero he was destined to be, and sacrifices himself to save Nathan.
• Anguirus does the nasty. Sadly, Flam can picture this perfectly.
• Sub-Zero meets an alien, while Flim steals the UFO and sells it or Donkey Kong.
• Eternity is all fed up, so she beats a girl who can't run away to death.
• Makoto makes a series of plush dolls for every single Chick Gun.
• Aran Ryan, now experienced after his violent rape, exchanges his body for dough.
• The Pen Guns have a strict code against swearing, ever since Schiller imposed his rule.
• Sully gets food poisoned, non-lethally.
• Sneff and Flam show up at the Condesce's hospital room, and Sneff makes Flam show some respect.
• When Ray and Friedrich fight, so will the entire Pen Gun army and Gecko Cult.

Day 7

• Tzara goes treasure hunting.
• Flim probably just got a bunch of hats to sell.
• With his new space ship, Donkey Kong starts a Captain's Log. Eternity is hired aboard the space ship as a professional spellchecker.
• Aran Ryan rummages around in the pocket of a beast, only to get a mousetrap snapping in on a horseshoe in his glove.
• Matt, Anri, Sully and the entire Chick Gun Army play Chutes and Ladders. Chick Gun #765 wins big.
• Makoto gets word that Flam is mass producing knock-offs of his Pen Gun plush. He prays to Nathan to fix this problem. Nathan goes out and beats Flam up. Makoto rewards the Messiah's violence by liquor I get up the gecko.
• The Condesce is sick and tired of being treated like a saint just because she has cancer. Using the Pen Guns to her advantage, she has Sub-Zero and Ray beaten and bruised, where they are left in her hospital room and sexually abused, showing that not all cancer patients are nice.
• Sub-Zero manages to take down a few Pen Guns. These few are memorialized personally by their leader.

Fallen Tributes: Glacius, Potted Plant, Mahiru Koizumi