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LightToAll 2 Spooky 4 U from the madness of my mind Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
2 Spooky 4 U
#14576: Mar 31st 2017 at 8:16:05 PM

Streets
Great! Now it was time to help Shinji....the Team Dai-Gurren way! Kamina lead Shinji over to a nearby bench, one that was close enough that Simon could drag Kamina back to the group if need be but also one that would allow the two to discuss something that Kamina wanted to do more private. Speaking of Simon, Kamina made sure to take a look at what he was doing and was proud to say that he was doing aok! He knew that Simon could do it!

Sitting down on the bench, either joining Shinji on it if he made the decision to do so or taking it up by himself, Kamina told Shinji, "What else Shinji? You have a big damn fighting machine like me and Simon have and I want to talk to you about it! I mean, we are going to have to team up once and awhile after all. Pilots stick together, am I right or am I right?"

Kamina continued with, "But no one has a reaction like that over nothing. So, I figure that I would give you the same treatment that I give to my bro! You see, he has reactions like that when we are fighting. Doesn't sit well with him. He's not alone out there though because he has me. That always snaps him right out of it. I can't say I know what the hell is going on where you come from but now that your here in this place, I can only say that you have both my support and Simon's support."

Kamina then stands on top of the bench and says, "Because when you have the mighty Kamina by your side, there're is no need to worry Shinji! Your fighting machine will be shown the way by the true paragon of men! Together, Gurren Lagann and.......whatever your thing is called will beat down all those that stand in our way! That's the way Team Dai-Gurren rolls!.........well, I say Gurren Lagann but it still has to be found but I'm sure that it's here!"


Simon's faint smile became a full one as all the people here understood how great a bro was.....that and the girls comment about Kamina being loud. She wasn't wrong. "Well, he is alittle loud. Just something that is a part of being Kamina. Also, hello to you Lucas. Yeah, it is pretty good having a bro like him." Simon then saw the reaction X was having from thinking about this Sigma guy. It was scary. Simon took a step back from X while his smile went away with a scared face taking it's place. This is why he didn't get too far from Kamina.

FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#14577: Mar 31st 2017 at 8:48:33 PM

Library

"The content of your message is your business sir, so long as you try to refrain from swearing inside the library" the Miss Tairee copy speaking to Gon said. "Simply tell me who you wish to contact" she then told him again.

Meanwhile, Forrest would find handing the phone back to be unnecessary as it promptly vanished after his call was finished, just like Miss Tairee said it would. "Not a problem sir. You will be allowed another call to anyone from your universe of your choice in five days" the Miss Tairee Forrest was speaking to mentioned. "Is there anything else I can help you with in the meantime?" she then asked.

At the central desks, the radio on one of the desks was still going with Ben's interview, and the Miss Tairee sitting at the computer paused and stared blankly at it as Ben brought her and her boss up in the conversation.


Buffet

At Curly's answer, Silanea seemed confused, tilting her head just a little bit. "... You want to take me to the party?... Why?" Silanea muttered, not in a suspicious or hopeful way, just confused.


Interview

"The Writer? That's what you call the being that brought us here?" Little Spiderbee asked, sounding more intrigued now. "Can you tell the rest of us what you know about him? Why do you think Miss Tairee is good even though she's still an accomplice with him? What do you think about the group that has started to worship the two of them? You said in your speech yesterday that you plan to oppose The Writer; how do you plan to do that?" she questioned on, continuing her interview mode.

You are reading this.
AllHailThrall For the Horde! from Somewhere (It’s Ben 10) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
For the Horde!
#14578: Mar 31st 2017 at 9:13:45 PM

The streets

Ben put his hand onto his hip and pressed the button onto the microphone again. "The Writer... I don't know a whole lot about him, cause he doesn't wanna talk about himself. He's probably some loser though. Past his whole cosmic multi-dimensional power schtick he's a dweeb who doesn't have anything better to do than to torture people who didn't do anything to deserve it! If I had cosmic multi-dimensional power I'd use it to help people and cleanse evil from the multiverse!"

He sighed, thinking about Miss Tairee. "As for Miss Tairee. She was from some planet where a bunch of space bugs attacked and killed her, but the Writer brought her back to life to make her his servant. She's told me a bunch of times that she doesn't approve of what her boss is doing, she doesn't think he should be doing this, and he shouldn't! I know she has a good heart and she really cares about us, she just has to follow the Writer's stupid rules, or he's gonna erase her from existence! You know a guy is evil when the punishment for defying him is making you never exist!"

He visibly winced when she brought up the Church of Literacy. "I have no clue why anyone would want to worship that monster. He does nothing but make us suffer, wants us to turn against our friends and fight and hurt and kill each other, but these guys are like, 'Oh, he's not evil because it could be worse, am I right?' Well, that's a lame excuse! Just because I could be more heroic doesn't mean I'm not a hero, and just because he could be more evil doesn't make him not an evil monster who needs to pay for his crimes against the multiverse and life in general! If anything, he's a demon and he shouldn't be worshipped!" Ben continued, getting into a bit of a rant again.

He clutched his head. "Getting this upset is making my head hurt," he muttered. He looked back up with a determined look on his face. "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do! As soon as that cosmic dork shows his face in this City I'll give him a knuckle sandwich, straight out of Hero town! And if I get erased from history, whatever! That just proves he has to cheat to beat me! Better yet, I'll find a way to get up into that hidden sanctum or wherever he is to fight him face to face, I'll translate his stupid 10 dimensional writing and I'll find a way to use it against him! And yes, I know he can hear me saying this, but I don't care! I want him to know just what kind of beatdown he's gonna get if he doesn't let everyone go!" Ben concluded.

edited 31st Mar '17 9:17:38 PM by AllHailThrall

I can still hail the Horde even though the company has shamed us. Strength and Honor even if Blizzard has neither.
Oceanstuck Dark Sun, what choices have I...? from see handle Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
#14579: Mar 31st 2017 at 9:17:59 PM

Lewis - Library - Just get him smashed already

Have you ever shouted so loudly or for so long that you ran out of air and had to stop just to take a breath? And then went straight back to yelling because you weren't done yet and had only taken that brief pause because you physically had to?

That was not me in that moment.

If only because I didn't have lungs.

After a long, long while, I brought myself to shut up, albeit slowly and more from growing annoyed with the sound than from actually calming down, but didn't budge, merely remained pressed against the floor, on my knees, bracing myself against nothing, one hand against my head and the other gripping the locket.

There was a strong odor of way too much alcohol off to one side of me, unmistakable after a little less than a day straight of being accompanied by it. I deigned to side-eye the spot where Rick was standing, an act which first required me to open my eyes after having had them shut this whole time.

"...What."

i guess you can watch me shitpost i guess
nman Since: Mar, 2010
#14580: Mar 31st 2017 at 10:15:58 PM

Ciri - Close to a Roller Coaster

"Ah, I see," Ciri said to Caro, standing up again after crouching. The Arf in question looked far more human than any therianthrope she had ever laid eyes on. The King of the Wolves had possessed a white coat and more intelligence than your typical werewolf, but he had still been a far cry from even resembling a normal human. The fact that the girl seemed... well, human, was odd.

Of course, monsters, even ones that she would think looked nearly like humans, was something she was used to. Caro, though... well, she was awfully verbose for someone so young. It was a bit of a silly thing to be surprised by, but she hadn't met many children capable of talking like that. Hell, she doubted that outside of Yennefer, Triss, Dandelion, other sorceresses and bards she knew, and a few nobles and elf supremacists, that there were even many people in her entire world capable of speaking like that in her were. And yet in this city, everyone knew so many words.

"An alliance of non-humans?" she added to Sans. "Don't tell me you have Squirrels here as well...." But before she could continue that train of thought, she couldn't help but laugh.

"A necromancer?" she said to Seiga between giggles. "She's a child, Seiga."

And during all this, she could have sworn that the others were talking about Morty's grandmother.

ColeMinor I just want to help! from Definitely not Chicago Since: Jan, 2016 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
I just want to help!
#14581: Mar 31st 2017 at 10:42:53 PM

Cole didn't really have much to add to the conversation...a lot of it was over his head, both literally and figuratively. He gave the lady who referred to him as a "cute little hare" a long look, as though deciding what to make of her, before hugging his stuffed rabbit again and keeping his attention to the side.

When all the talk about necromancers came up, he looked up then, taking in the conversation, frowning a bit. He didn't make a comment until after Sans started trying to get in on convincing the others that Caro was one as well.

"No she's not," he said softly, shooting the skeleton a look. "My friend Dorian is a necromancer and Caro's nothing like him. None of what she does makes dead people be not dead. At least not that I've seen."

When the conversation brought up Lily, and Arcade had a somewhat shocked reaction to finding out about her, he looked to the taller man. "Grandma was nice to me," he said, again somewhat matter-of-factly. "She wanted to take care of people and help people, and she was nice to everyone unless she thought they would hurt someone. It wasn't her fault she was different." A faint scowl. "It's not anyone's fault when they're different...and I wish people would stop acting like it is!"

That little bit of temper shown, Cole just turned his back to the group, then flopped down to sit on the ground, rocking himself a bit again, staring off across the grounds, as though dismissing the lot of them.

BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#14582: Mar 31st 2017 at 11:11:42 PM

Buffet

Curly took a few moment to chose her words before responding simply "Because even if I can't change the past, I think you still deserve a happy ending." she gave a smile before continuing "At the very least I was hoping a bit of fun today would help make up for some of the stuff you've had to deal with since coming to the city"

secretlyasuperhero someone from somewhere Since: Mar, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
someone
#14583: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:16:45 AM

Eve|Library|I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS!

Rick and Morty were being distinctly unhelpful. Standing on the sidelines, being vaguely...them. Being very them, actually. Lewis now kneeling put them at about the same height. She was already close by so she put an actual hand on his shoulder.

"Lewis?"

[TOP SECRET]
Alleydodger Since: Jan, 2012
#14584: Apr 1st 2017 at 7:32:06 AM

City Streets ==> Library

Jack chuckled a little awkwardly at Ara's apology, waving his arm slightly. "No need to apologize. It was, it was important, and about time I got these kids to the library. Before one of them wanders off again." He grins back at the young woman and the children following them.

As they walked, the spirit had to admit that it was... really enjoyable. He realized not long after they started walking that he was still holding Ara's hand. He'd been ready to let it go... when he'd hesitated. It wasn't that big a deal, after all, and he had to admit he liked the feeling of it. Her skin was soft and warm against his skin, and the warmth seemed to spread up his arm; Leaving it almost tingling.

He arrived at the library in high spirits, letting go of the young woman's hand once inside and turning his attention to the children; Who were all looking around. "Alright kids, we're here! I'm going to introduce you to the lady who'll help keep you all safe here, ok?"

He glanced at Ara to see if she was going to follow, then beelined for the desk. "Kiddos, this is Tairee."

JamesShields Since: Dec, 2013
#14585: Apr 1st 2017 at 7:58:25 AM

Near Roller Coaster - Not staying around much to deal with this nonsense

Apparently, Seiga's "familiar" was a reanimated dead person. Things started to get complicated once the woman made the wild claim that she was a necromancer too. She could only guess that the misconception came from her connection with Sans, who must have been taken as undead rather than a always having been skeleton. Rex apparently missed that and somehow thought that Fried was the undead one in the equation. Granted, he currently looked a bit skeletal, but the teenager would have seen him in others days, when not such costumes had been present.

As if the matter wasn't ridiculous enough, Sans then not only played along with such a story, but also made himself out to be her undead brother on top of it. Why did he have to just go along with unbelievable claimd about their relation whenever they came up? Fortunately, at least Ciri was not taking it seriously. But then Arcade had an adverse reaction to what Lily apparently was and Cole did rantings on both matter before storming off to a more isolated spot. At least he had not tried to actually run away, not that he likely could, now with such short legs and presumably without the ability to turn invisible. In anycase, she would have to go deal with that, but not before she cleared up any possibly remaining misconceptions.

"Ciri and Cole are right. I'm not sure. That is not even a thing back home, as far as I aware of, at least. And as far as I know, Sans has always been a skeleton. We are not even from the same world, as anyone who heard the announcement about the wish should be well aware of," Caro then spoke to everyone in general, before turning specifically towards Arcade and adding, "And however Lily's people may usually be like, it should not mean that she should automatically considered like that, without even meeting her. Now please excuse me ..."

She should then go over to Cole and not knowing what else to do about such a situation, she simply sat down next to him and gently tried to pull him closer to her, while simply and soothingly saying, "It will be alright, Cole ..."

edited 1st Apr '17 8:08:43 AM by JamesShields

UdtheImp Screw the Lion! from Stamford, CT Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Screw the Lion!
#14586: Apr 1st 2017 at 8:11:00 AM

Streets in front of Home Sweet Home

Plague Knight did not expect X to get that angry. Sigma must have a very personal enemy to the Reploid, one that truly sounded like the vilest of villains, and seemingly some sort of robotic lich. The knight found it interesting at the mention of transforming into a virus. During his research, Plague Knight did find out the difference between a virus that afflicts the flesh and one that afflicts circuits, but the very concept of a man becoming a literal disease fascinated the alchemist. Actual practice, however, was something far less so, if from X's mere reaction to being asked about the villain in question. Now, was this Sigma such a dastard that he chose to become something that will further cause suffering? Or was he infected with something that drove himself mad and his spirit became integrated to the disease?

"Well before, I did it with reckless abandon. Now I can't control myself!" ~ Jesse Cox, 2014
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#14587: Apr 1st 2017 at 8:24:11 AM

The Streets

X took note of Simon's reaction and softened, "I'm sorry if I scared you."

To Plague Knight, "How goes your research by the way?"

Skooter910 Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#14588: Apr 1st 2017 at 8:45:55 AM

Roller-Coaster

Arcade stared at Cole in confusion as he told him off. He felt like he was missing a few important facts that caused the boy to react in such a way. When Caro also tried to defend 'grandma' Arcade sighed, wondering whether he should just drop it.

Though neither of them really seemed interested in continuing the conversation, Arcade tried to tell Cole at least something. "I doubt she chose to become a super mutant," he agreed, "if she really is from my universe then she was probably kidnapped and forced to use stealth boys, despite the degenerative effect on super mutants." Arcade didn't expect either of them to care about what he had to say, but he tried.

Arcade looked back at Sans, mentally asking him if he was regretting inviting Arcade along. He knew as soon as Sans offered that he'd manage to screw things up. Had he ever made a decision that made things better? Arcade shook his head and simply listened to the conversations around him, looking resigned to everything.

I say that aloud too sometimes, just: "man, no life."
UdtheImp Screw the Lion! from Stamford, CT Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Screw the Lion!
#14589: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:03:17 AM

Streets in Front of Home Sweet Home

"Slammed against a wall, I'm afraid," Plague Knight responded to X. "I was only able to return to my laboratory yesterday after I discovered it ransacked on the 12th day, and much of experiments until that point were destroyed beyond repair or even recognition. Thankfully my notes and my children were unscathed during the fiasco, thus why I decided to go for a supplies ran so I can rebuild," he explained, gesturing to the shopping cart full of random stuff.

"While I still have the recipe, all the loaves of plastic explosives I had were never recovered from the Ruckus, and neither were some powerful and rather dangerous diseases I brewed. Hopefully they are just sitting somewhere for either myself, the Watch, or our allies can find now that the Ruckus are no more."

edited 1st Apr '17 11:37:58 AM by UdtheImp

"Well before, I did it with reckless abandon. Now I can't control myself!" ~ Jesse Cox, 2014
DeisTheAlcano Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#14590: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:53:15 AM

Roller coaster group — Too early for Easter

Sans added to the discussion about familiars, basically confirming that Caro was a necromancer. But someone joined the conversation to claim that wasn't the case. Someone whose clothes' Rex recognized from earlier that day. It was hard to miss it, being a bunny suit and all and the person wearing it practically telling everyone Rex was in the library.

He didn't pay much attention to anything. Caro explaining that she couldn't raise the dead, the discussion about nightkins and super mutants, and not even Ben's interview revealing Tairee's past could take his mind from the giant elephant in the room.

"What the hell happened to Cole?"

edited 1st Apr '17 10:54:26 AM by DeisTheAlcano

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#14591: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:30:55 PM

Rollercoaster - not amused

Caro didn't seem too impressed by the joke and Cole also seemed to get upset about it and also something Arcade said about Lily. Caro went to talk to Cole and Sans noticed Arcade looking at him, which he responded with a simply shrug to show his indifference. Rex, in the meantime, seemed to only have noticed Cole's state now.

"cole never got to experience a proper childhood, so i asked tairee to make him a kid for this day so he could have fun as one. he's also fully human now thanks to it. the outfit he was already wearing before though." Sans explained.

Yomegami Since: Jan, 2011
#14592: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:59:53 PM

Roller Coaster ~ Necro-What?

"You what?" Arf replied to Seiga, "...That's interesting, to say the least...."

Then Seiga assumed Caro was also one of these "necromancers," seemingly because of Sans. She didn't get the chance to comment before a few people, Caro herself included, denied the claim. Sans seemed to play along with it, though it was difficult to tell whether or not he might had been joking.

"If you were, I was just going to suggest you give her," she jerked her thumb in Seiga's direction, "some lessons. Because clearly, you did a much better job than she did with hers."

All the while, Fate continued to remain quiet. At first she tried to listen in to the conversations, but they lost her quickly. So instead, she went to stand off by herself while waiting for everyone else to finish up. For the most part she just seemed to be looking at whatever other attractions were in sight, though occasionally she looked back at the others with a somewhat questioning look on her face.

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ShoutmonZ I mean it when I say I'm an RPG nut from Somewhere on Earth Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
I mean it when I say I'm an RPG nut
#14593: Apr 1st 2017 at 2:34:13 PM

Shinji Ikari | Unknown City's Streets | You are (not) alike

Shinji decided to stand, mostly because he was still nervous about what Kamina wanted to say. At first, he was shocked at them.

"H-How... How did you know...?"

But that wasn't really important and in hindsight, he probably easily figured it out, he had mentioned, if indirectly, that he knew of some as well. Or maybe he was like Misato, a lot smarter than he seemed. As Kamina continued to speak, his surprise this time came from something else. He had felt like Simon was similar to him, but not wanting to fight in a giant robot? Pretty much exactly like him? He...couldn't believe it. Someone who knew what it felt like? Experienced it? He...his mind took a bit to process that, leaving him still. Even as Kamina went on to make a pose, he just looked at him, not saying a word.

By the end of it though, he decided to take off his mask, holding it under his arm, so Kamina could see his smile, both from gratitude and amusement.

"O-Okay, Kamina-san... I'll remember that..."

Then he blinked as a thought surfaced and he said, despite knowing what he would likely say,

"How are you sure Unit-01—I mean, my fighting machine... Why...do you think it's with me...?"

Because as inspired as he was by Kamina's speech, for lack of a better word, it wasn't just the fighting he disliked. He wasn't so sure what to feel about his EVA, not when it brought him so much pain and yet somehow felt comforting when he was in the entry plug at the same time. There was also the fact that it was larger than anything he's ever seen, even some of the buildings in here, maybe even the tallest. How in the world could they miss something that big?

edited 3rd Apr '17 2:18:18 PM by ShoutmonZ

"You said you had a dream... That dream... Make it come true! ... If anyone can, it's you!" - N (shortened) Oh, and I'm a girl.
FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#14594: Apr 1st 2017 at 4:28:19 PM

The interview, reality check

"You seem very... Passionate, about this" Little Spiderbee commented as Ben wrapped up his ranting. "That's some very bold claims you're making. Do you have a plan of how to actually go about that?" the fairy then asked him.


Buffet, she may not be Debbie but she is a downer

Silanea still looked a bit confused, glancing down at the table and taking a few moments to process what Curly said. "... That's... Nice. Thank you" Silanea muttered with a small smile, but it faded back into a sad frown after a moment. "... But I'm not going to get a happy ending anyway. In a couple weeks I'll go back home and it'll be the same" the lamia lamented quietly.


Library, negotiations

Miss Tairee 1 was still staring blankly at the radio as Ben went on and on about her and her boss. Her expression remained neutral, though finally she let out a slight sigh through her nose and simply commented, "oh dear."

One of the other Miss Tairee copies turned to Jack, Ara, and the kids as they entered, giving a gentle smile towards the kids. "Hello Jack. Hello kids" the Miss Tairee copy greeted them in a kind tone. "Would any of you like to get your messages home yet? There is also a temporary play area of sorts over there" the librarian said to the kids, and motioned over to where Seirwuosuhr and Tommy were constructing things out of a bunch of brand-less, interconnecting plastic blocks from a bin that never seemed to run out. Next to Seirwuosuhr, the magic mirror was propped up against a table leg so her mother could continue watching and talking with her, the two having still not yet ended their call.

The Miss Tairee copy then glanced back up at Jack. "Oh, and Jack, you have a message" the Miss Tairee copy told him simply, tapping a few buttons on her holographic screen. A small note then appeared in the air in front of Jack with a blur, and floated there until he took it. When he got around to reading it, he'd see:

Jack Frost;

Making the library an arbitrarily safe place at all times would go against some of my plans for the city. Protecting those in it at the times when even it should be in danger will fall to you and the other residents of the city. However, I am willing to make the library more safe more often by another method. Take a look at the current challenge for the day and the rewards at the central desks. It is the best compromise I am willing to meet.

As usual, underneath that was a multi-dimensional, shifting scribble of text that Jack couldn't read and would give him a headache to try.

edited 1st Apr '17 4:29:51 PM by FirockFinion

You are reading this.
ColeMinor I just want to help! from Definitely not Chicago Since: Jan, 2016 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
I just want to help!
#14595: Apr 1st 2017 at 4:48:10 PM

Cole looked to Caro as she came over to him, and didn't say anything for a moment. Once she pulled him closer, though, he didn't hesitate to turn and hug at her as best he could, still getting the hang of it from the smaller body.

"I'm sorry...I don't mean to keep being angry at people...I'm sorry, I don't...I didn't know we were already helping and I didn't...I'm sorry, I'm not doing this right, I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing...I want to do the right thing but the right thing keeps changing and I can't...I'm sorry...I think I'm just making everything worse again..."

AllHailThrall For the Horde! from Somewhere (It’s Ben 10) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
For the Horde!
#14596: Apr 1st 2017 at 4:49:34 PM

The streets

Spiderbee rightfully asked him if he had a plan to stop the Writer. He thought for a moment. "I might, though I'd need Grey Matter, a computer, and a bit of time. I'll see if Miss Tairee will let me get a few things when I head back to the Library," Ben told her, crossing his arms. "If I'm gonna beat someone like the Writer I'm gonna need to be smarter than smart, and that little guy fits the bill," he explained. He glanced around him, thinking some more. "Any other questions?"

I can still hail the Horde even though the company has shamed us. Strength and Honor even if Blizzard has neither.
FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#14597: Apr 1st 2017 at 5:43:42 PM

NON-CANON

"Hmm..."

The Writer took a look over his notes, the various ideas of stories he'd gotten from his project of the city so far...

-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-

Somewhere, in a hospital!

"I'm... I'm sorry ladies" Rex said in a dramatic tone, a single tear rolling down his cheek. "But, because of my nanite cancer, I can only love one of you; I just, don't have the energy for more than one" he went on, placing the back of one hand up against his head as he continued to act overly dramatic.

"So, my rose..." Rex muttered, holding up a rose with his other hand. "I'll be giving it to..." he trailed off.

And then it cut to commercial.

___________________________ [[centere:A partment room]]'

A member of the Church of Literacy was sitting on a chair, looking stressed and scared, sweat beading off his head. In front of him, Thomas and Louie stood there, Thomas pointing his wand straight at the man, while Louie pointed one of his pokeballs at him in the same fashion.

"And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison, or destroy, my brother!" Louie said to the man.

"... Wh- what?" the Church of Literacy member muttered.

Louie angrily leapt forward, smacking the pokeball across the man's face. "SAY! WHAT! AGAIN!" Louie yelled, emphasizing each word with another smack across the man's face with the pokeball. He then stepped back slightly, holding the pokeball down at his side as blood dripped off of it. "I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" the trainer went on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'll be giving it to... Kelsey" Rex said after the show came back on.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Silanea screamed out in anguish, then grabbed at Kelsey's hair and started to brawl with the woman. Both of them fell to the floor as they fought, and started yelling at each other, inexplicably in Spanish.

Melanie glanced down at the other two women with a raised eyebrow for a moment, then looked back at Rex. "Well, alright. I mean, I didn't really like you; I just flashed you to distract you from messing up that day challenge on accident" Melanie said to Rex with a dismissive shrug. "... But hey, as long as I'm here, could I get an autograph?" she then asked, moving up to Rex's bedside.

The door opened, and Anna-Rose walked in, moving past the two women still fighting on the floor. "He's my man! You stay away from him you skank!" Anna-Rose yelled at Melanie.

"What? No I just explained this: I don't really like him I just flashed my tits at him once" Melanie explained to her.

"Oh yeah? We'll see who Rex likes better then!" Anna-Rose said in a challenging tone, grabbing the bottom of her shirt and pulling it up.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The sun beat down on the small town as the sheriff's office burned. The tavern was full of bodies, and stank with the stench of death doused in spilled alcohol.

They'd thought him dead and gone, but he'd proved them wrong, and as his trail of revenge went on, he'd made them regret ever opposing Old Feather Beak. He spread his wings out menacingly as he stood at the edge of the rooftop, holding Sans upside down by the ankle to let him dangle over the ground far below. "Remember when I said I'd kill you last, Sans?" Old Feather Beak asked him in a low tone.

"yeah i remember that. let me guess, you were lying right?" Sans said in a cheeky tone, his grin still on his face.

"I lie-" Old Feather Beak paused, and stared at Sans a bit blankly. "... Damn you ruining my one liners" the daemon muttered angrily.

"yeah well, it's a bit of an old reference, don't you think? i don't mean to ruffle your feathers, but it's a bit too on the beak" Sans responded, giving a shrug and glancing to the side. Old Feather Beak stared at Sans in silence for a few moments.

As Sans' soul started to get ripped from his body in agonizing ways beyond mortal comprehension, the last words uttered from his mouth were, "worth it."

—-

In a kitchen

With the help of Fried, Caro got a cookie jar down from on top of the fridge, then opened the top and frowned slightly as she saw it was empty. "Cole!" Caro called out. After a few moments Cole wandered in through the open doorway. "Cole, did you eat the rest of the cookies?" the young summoner asked him.

Cole lowered his head a bit and fidgeted with his hands. "... I gave them to a young, sad child so he would feel better" Cole answered.

"And was that young, sad child you Cole?" Caro questioned him.

"... Yes" Cole muttered, guiltily.

"Oh, Cole" Caro said, placing her hands on her hips and rolling her eyes as a laugh track played.

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The camera shot panned over a backyard pool, alongside which many women of various species were lined up, wearing various swimwear. Little Spiderbee then flew up in front of the camera, wearing a tiny one-piece swimsuit herself; she made a little pose and smiled before preparing to read from some off-screen cue cards with her microphone. "Welcome everyone! To the city's first annual bre- wait what?" Little Spiderbee cut off her enthusiastic greeting as she looked at the cue cards.

"Breast size competition!" Jackson said, wandering over from off screen in a pair of swimming shorts. "Come on, it'll be great!" the man added, then moved over to the line of women.

"And since you work for the guy who's trapped us all here, it's only fair that you go first, right librarian?" Jackson asked Miss Tairee, who was standing at the front end of the line with an unimpressed expression, her arms folded.

"There is no way I'm doing this. You're going to have to speak to my lawyer" Miss Tairee told him simply.

"Huh? Lawyer?" Jackson muttered, confused.

Suddenly there was a thump from the house's back door, then after a moment a click of the bolt unlocking and then it slid open. "Damn it, are there any doors in this city that can be dramatically kicked open?" Rick asked as he walked out of the house, wearing a black suit and tie and carrying a briefcase. He wiped something dripping from his mouth before continuing. "I mean, I was gonna come through and yell, 'SURPRISE CO-blurgh-AGS!' but now the moment's ruined. Anyway, I've come to give you a cease and desist" the scientist said, opening up his briefcase.

"Wait what the he-" Jackson's question was cut off as a laser shot blasted through his head.

Rick casually blew smoke off the barrel of the laser gun he'd pulled from the briefcase. On the side of the gun was written in fancy calligraphy, 'cease and desist'. "Heh, get it?" Rick muttered to nobody in particular.

......................................................

"... This is the worst thing I have ever read. Why did I do this?"

After the sound of some writing, a fireplace with a fire going in it appeared from nowhere with a blur, which the Writer then swept the notes into. After waiting for them to burn and there to be nothing left but ashes, the Writer doused the ashes with some napalm and then lit them on fire a second time. After that went out, he then had the entire fireplace and the ashes in it chucked into a supernova.

Happy April Fools day!

edited 1st Apr '17 10:35:32 PM by FirockFinion

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#14598: Apr 1st 2017 at 6:05:44 PM

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"Yeah, we've all got to go back eventually, but as long as you're alive then there's still something you can do about the future." Curly said encouragingly before putting an arm around Silanea "You've got a couple weeks still, why not try to take advantage of it?"

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#14599: Apr 1st 2017 at 6:29:11 PM

Roller coaster group — Aaanywho

The plan was simple: Cole was turned into a kid by Tairee so he could experience a normal childhood. For some reason, Rex thought turning the guy that was already less stable than a house of cards into a literal child wasn't a good idea.

"Are you sure that's not gonna mess with his brain? He already has enough problems as it is"

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#14600: Apr 1st 2017 at 6:48:19 PM

Rollercoaster - misleading appearances

All things considered it was a valid concern, though considering this was Rex he was probably unaware of some things that could perhaps help him understand things better.

"i'm guessing you don't actually know that cole is actually three years old," he said, glancing at the toddler for a moment before looking back at Rex, "trust me, things make a lot more sense when he's like this."


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