[PASIO]
Boyfriend rolls 5+5 for a 10 in Performance. Ouch.
It's well fought, but it looks like the poor boy has drank too much. Boyfriend winces as his skeleton cracks under the strain of losing the rap battle.
*CRACK*
"B**P!"
He winces and curls up in pain, dropping his mic.
"Be da doop..." - "Yeah, go ahead. Fuck. Sorry other girl."
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Zamba
Hub Centralis
Yeah, I'd like to visit yo'world some time! Anything is better than living with my family anyway.
Rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated... Yet.
Divine Burden
Godaggnibit my dude! Complains Sophie.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Relieved that Nik had survived the initial assault, Nicole roars defiantly and unleashes a truly huge gout of Arcane Fire Breath at the followup salvo. However, the onslaught ultimately proves too much for even her Draconic form, and she's forced onto one knee.
"Fuck... how the hell are supposed to beat an army that's literally endless?!"
After reverting back to normal, she pulls herself back up and throws aside her jacket, then wipes some blood from her mouth.
"I really hate to admit it, but... maybe we oughta think about retreating. As much as I wanna tell Snake about what's happening with Narktus, we're probably just gonna wind up shelled into the friggin' ground if we keep fighting these assholes."
The woman of the hour
"Why is living with your family bad? My family is fine, is yours different?"
Tibby was very confused. Families were great right?
"Is something wrong?"
Your Jordans are fake, fake as hell. Dollar Store ass shoes
When the smoke has settled, Ban still stands in place. Wounded, yes. Clothes a little damaged, definitely. Dead, absolutely not.
"Well, that really hurt.", he says, cracking his neck a little. "But I'll be fine."
When more attacks come headed their way, this time Ban chooses to not tank everything head-on, instead jumping behind the tank and peeking out from behind it, grinning.
"Well, let's give this a shot."
He whips out his four-section staff, his hand and the staff glowing as he swings in the direction of some of the Tankmen. The staff will attempt to graze them and will then immediately get pulled back to Ban, regardless of whether its attempt to graze them was successful or not.
But if it was successful, those Tankmen would find themselves without their shotguns and rifles, which would then be at Ban's feet instead. He looks at them, confused.
"... I have no idea how these work."
Regardless of if any of this successfully happened or not, he then glances up, seeing as Nicole is still on the tank.
"Whassat? We're retreating again?", Ban asks. He doesn't sound bothered by it, instead sounding like he wants confirmation.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
King of the Monsters
Miku walks up to Sophie and calmly jabs her in the shoulder with a slight smirk, letting her know there's no bad blood between them. She then turns to Boyfriend.
"Boifurendo, I have errands to rahn in Riften. Want to cahm with?"
Ban nabs some Tankmens' rifles and Henchmens' shotguns.
"Hate to admit it, but Nicole's probably right. Let's clear a path with one big attack. On my cue..."
She puts her hands together and a bubble of sonic vibrations forms, slowly growing larger and louder and larger and louder...
But her voice is still perfectly audible.
"Five... four... three..."
Edited by KiriK on May 5th 2021 at 7:54:04 AM
"He's gearing up for war."
Divine Burden
Sophie sighs relaxedly and sit down.
Yeah, sorry about being a jerk earlier, by the way. Have fun!
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Nicole lets out a heavy sigh.
"Yeah... looks like we're retreating again, Ban. On the bright side, though, at least we can still have those drinks I promised ya. Lord knows I'm gonna need more than a few pints after dealing with the dumbass brigade."
Standing alongside Nik, she cracks her neck and begins charging an Arcane Beam.
[PASIO]
Boyfriend pops a Tylenol from nowhere.
"Bebebebepe..." - "Achachach... sure, yeah, okay. ... What's a Riften, again?"
He stands up and criks his back.
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"Alright. ... but I'm keeping these. They'll probably fetch me some cash.", he smirks as he picks up his loot: the various guns as well as the knife.
He climbs up onto the tank again.
"I don't have any big attacks, so... I'll let you gals handle this."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
King of the Monsters
Miku mega-man-bawoops out of there with a final salute to Sophie, presumably using some sort of magicks to take Boyfriend along with her.
"Two... One..."
Miku and BF appear in the center of Riften.
"WAIT!" Nik holds her attack at its current level.
The Tankmen and Henchmen also stop, funnily enough.
Miku looks around at the warzone. "what the fuck"
"Can you not make people's lives hell for five seconds?"
"Miku... how do you know the Tankmen?"
"They rap battled my brother."
"Uhhhhhh...?!" It is then that Nik notices Boyfriend, him being the tiny funky little dude he is.
"I will deal with this. A moment." Miku clears her throat.
"He's gearing up for war."
Monster Eater Champion
Karaoke bar The boys head out
Zamba
Hub Centralis
In the very deep of his heart, Nico loves his family, and his little sister is his most admired person on the world... But he currently has his heart broken.
My family doesn't hear me, they don't support my dreams of being a great and famous hip-hopper; everyone's in the science, and they doesn't consider art like something serious.
Some days ago, they grounded me because they threw me the guilt of having caused an accident in their lab. From that moment, I fleed from they, and don't want to return with them. He crosses his arms.
Meanwhile, in Esche...
Nutry: Come on guys, the party is over.
Chiquito Banana: Awwww, I wanted to see more Miku-chan...
Edited by BombonBombin on May 5th 2021 at 8:13:08 AM
Rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated... Yet.
[PASIO]
Boyfriend waddles out front in front of Miku.
"Beep!"
Okay I guess.
"Bee de deep?" - "where's the boss one. mr captain"
/＼｡｡/＼
Nicole stops charging her Arcane Beam, and stares with what can only be described as a look of visible confusion on her face at the newly-arrived Miku and BF.
"...Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 5th 2021 at 6:19:55 AM
Ban just tilts his head curiously at this development, continuing to stand in place.
"You're not.", he says to Nicole while keeping his eyes on Miku and BF.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
King of the Monsters
"Killed him because he called us cunts."
"That's fair."
"Enough."
You know how they say 'beware the fury of a patient man'?
Well with Miku, there is no patience. Her hand fills with a golden light as stars start to form in the space around her.
"Jugemu!" (pretty sure it's supposed to be magic-sounding gibberish but it's localized as Judgement)
The stars coalesce into a mighty Kill Sat of yellow-orange light. For good measure, she unleashes a few more, purging Riften of the Tankman menace... and of all structures standing above the ground.
"... Okay, that was probably sufficient force." Nik dispels her sonic attack instead of unleashing it, and proceeds to power down.
Then she and Miku both collapse from Power-Strain Blackout at the same time.
Edited by KiriK on May 5th 2021 at 8:23:09 AM
"He's gearing up for war."
[PASIO]
Boyfriend looks back and forth between Nik and Miku.
"Beep?" - "What the heck?"
He decides to tend to his sister, rolling her onto her back and checking... for stuff, I don't know, BF isn't a doctor. He dropped out of college, you know.
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Divine Burden
GOOD TIMES!
A wild Heavy is feasting on a Sandvich in the distance, not minding the sheer slaughter done by (and on) the Tankmen because, hey, he's used to those. So he's just relaxing.
Until Miku strikes, that is.
AGGHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Canceling out her Arcane Beam, Nicole looks on with a mixture of awe and disbelief as Miku Hatsune, of all people, utterly wipes out every last one of the Tankmen with her Judgement spell. Once the dust has settled, she shakes her head.
"...I got nothing, dude."
She sits down beside Nik and blows out a long breath, then gestures for Ban to join her.
"Don't worry, Ban, I think Glali just needs to rest up for a bit. Heh, if you ask me, I think we could all use a breather."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 5th 2021 at 10:58:13 AM
Ban's expression after Miku nukes the battlefield is one of hilarious shock. He stays silent for a moment before eventually shaking his head to snap back to it when Nicole talks to him.
"Suppose so.", he says, hopping down to land near Nicole, Nik and Miku. He ties his four section-staff to his hip, then tries to pick up both Nik and Miku, letting them hang over his shoulders if successful.
"I don't usually say this, but let's skip the drinking this one time and go take a nap. It's probably for the best if we don't leave these two unguarded in a room on their own in this place."
He smirks.
"I've barely had the chance to do any fighting, so I'll guard 'till you gals are well-rested."
Edited by DevilPsyco on May 6th 2021 at 7:27:01 PM
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 6th 2021 at 11:20:35 AM
King of the Monsters
Nik is straight-up unconscious, so Ban is able to scoop her up with ease.
Miku, however, slowly pulls herself up, leaning against Boyfriend for support.
"Wii hav tu fahllo them," she tells him.
"He's gearing up for war."
"ohhhh"
Tibby looked around at the place around him once more
"Well if you like rhythm and rapping maybe sometime I could take you there, there's golf"
Your Jordans are fake, fake as hell. Dollar Store ass shoes