Shocking Gun!
I walked in a skating ring like five minutes.
Barefoot
Continue the bloodline, Fujimaru!
In Perpetual Finality
Eh, sorry pal, not quite tough enough.
How tough am I? How tough am I?! I'm so tough, I use lemon juice to clean my contact lenses.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
hiya, the name's scout.
Not tough enough.
How tough am I? I slam my fingers in a car door just for fun. Every day.
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Nightwatch
Go ahead, pal.
I'll have you know I ran into several grotesque, fetishistic pictures while browsing on Deviantart and I only cried for 20 minutes.
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.
MY EYES
Bring it down to ten minutes and you're in.
I stepped on a LEGO and only had to amputate one of my legs.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Hmm... not quite. Come back when you have filled the Well of Souls.
You dare to question my might? It might interest to know that I have practically strolled through Hell just so that I could punch Satan in the face.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Come on in.
I challenged myself against Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris inside a black hole.
Win, and you can enter.
I shall inform you that I've just castrated Dracula, slit the throat of Satan and harvested my crops in one fluid motion.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Head on in, good sir.
How tough am I? I recently ate a tyrannosaurus rex whilst benching fifty times my weight and having sex with fourteen women at once. While surfing into the sun. And punching out "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Calamity is a housewife
Bring those fourteen women and you're in.
I cook rice in my stomach by eating rice raw and drinking boiling water.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Hey Man That's Not Cool
I'll let you in once I see you cough that rice up and eat it.
How tough am I? I dig from the crust of the earth to its other side while juggling bowling balls on my butt cheeks.
intrepid sword
You're in if you can do that with your hands tied behind your back.
I watched the entire Twilight Saga, under surveillance, and only needed medical attention once.
edited 14th Apr '14 7:29:25 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
In Perpetual Finality
'Kay, you're in, but next bozo who makes that claim needs to give me proof that they got through 50 Shades too.
When I do my morning beauty regimen, I exfoliate with razorblades and moisturize with battery acid.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Calamity is a housewife
Feh, sure buddy. Come back when your pretty boy face doesn't tell us you're lying.
Good sir, I'll have you know that I hate you, and I hate all the bands you like. I believe that will be sufficient proof of entry.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
intrepid sword
Close, but no cigar. You would've gotten in if you had insulted my favorite TV shows as well.
I lasted against Squirrel Girl for fifteen seconds.
edited 14th Apr '14 8:00:51 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Hey Man That's Not Cool
I'll give you a pass for today, but those fifteen seconds better be twenty within the the next ten seconds. Nevermind. You're in.
How tough am I? How tough am I? I had to deliver myself as a baby because my mother didn't push hard enough.
edited 14th Apr '14 8:00:45 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake
That's good enough for me.
I once played soccer and kicked the ball right through the goalie's face.
edited 14th Apr '14 8:16:35 PM by IchigoMontoya
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I'll let you in this time, but kick it through two or more people if you want the full membership. Preferably while on fire.
It might interest you to know that my "morning routine" involves fighting at least twenty things larger and tougher than myself, while drinking a cup of Dragon blood. From a Dragon that I killed personally. That, and I tend to go for about three months without sleep.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Prove those things are tougher than you, and you get a free pass. Also, get some sleep.
I'm so tough, I reflect laser beams with my breath for a living!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
So you got bad breath? I don't think so.
I walked through a mile of blackberry bushes and then several miles back to camp.
In shorts.
When I was seven.
And I forgot to get bandaged.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Were the bushes on fire? Thought so.
How tough am I?!
I beat Ornstein and Smough.
I killed Smough first.
And then there was silence
Calamity is a housewife
We here at the Salty Spittoon don't play Dark Souls. You'd probably fit better over there.
(points the way to Weenie Hut Jr.)
Hell I'm so tough, I smoke bullets.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
shine on
Hm... you'll do.
i sat through The Last Airbender. the whole thing.
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
In Perpetual Finality
Feh, bet you used Rifftrax. Get back to me after you finish The Happening.
I'm so tough, I gave myself an appendectomy once. With plastic cutlery instead of a scalpel.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
How tough are ya?
Accept or deny the above troper entrance based on how tough they are...
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