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nigelstack345 Let's dance, boys! from Subspace Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Let's dance, boys!
Apr 13th 2014 at 10:04:34 AM

How tough are ya?

Accept or deny the above troper entrance based on how tough they are...

Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash
TPPR10 Questioning about Heaven from Suomus Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Questioning about Heaven
Apr 13th 2014 at 10:10:11 AM

I walked in a skating ring like five minutes.

Barefoot

MobileLeprechaun Kiss Me, Son of God from Grayrock, TX Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
Kiss Me, Son of God
Apr 13th 2014 at 10:13:01 AM

Eh, sorry pal, not quite tough enough.

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I'm so tough, I use lemon juice to clean my contact lenses.

I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME | 2001-2019
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
Apr 13th 2014 at 12:01:40 PM

Not tough enough.

How tough am I? I slam my fingers in a car door just for fun. Every day.

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TheIcySneasel Nightwatch from NIPPON MANJUUUUU Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Nightwatch
Apr 13th 2014 at 12:10:41 PM

Go ahead, pal.

I'll have you know I ran into several grotesque, fetishistic pictures while browsing on Deviantart and I only cried for 20 minutes.

Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.
MaxwellDaring Aw shit, here we go again from Interzone Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Aw shit, here we go again
Apr 13th 2014 at 2:17:41 PM

Bring it down to ten minutes and you're in.

I stepped on a LEGO and only had to amputate one of my legs.

Don't make a signature while drunk, kids
OmegaShadowcry Petitioner of a Betrayer God from The Arena Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Petitioner of a Betrayer God
Apr 14th 2014 at 12:55:45 PM

Hmm... not quite. Come back when you have filled the Well of Souls.

You dare to question my might? It might interest to know that I have practically strolled through Hell just so that I could punch Satan in the face.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 i know he ate a cheese from the middle of nowhere Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
i know he ate a cheese
Apr 14th 2014 at 1:21:47 PM

Come on in.

I challenged myself against Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris inside a black hole.

everything i have done so far in my life has probably been a bad idea.
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars
Apr 14th 2014 at 2:06:22 PM

Win, and you can enter.

I shall inform you that I've just castrated Dracula, slit the throat of Satan and harvested my crops in one fluid motion.

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Apr 14th 2014 at 2:19:42 PM

Head on in, good sir.

How tough am I? I recently ate a tyrannosaurus rex whilst benching fifty times my weight and having sex with fourteen women at once. While surfing into the sun. And punching out "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
Apr 14th 2014 at 7:00:46 PM "Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 14th 2014 at 7:24:20 PM

I'll let you in once I see you cough that rice up and eat it.

How tough am I? I dig from the crust of the earth to its other side while juggling bowling balls on my butt cheeks.

foxmccloud4387 intrepid sword from the pizza category
intrepid sword
Apr 14th 2014 at 7:27:48 PM

You're in if you can do that with your hands tied behind your back.

I watched the entire Twilight Saga, under surveillance, and only needed medical attention once.

edited 14th Apr '14 7:29:25 PM by foxmccloud4387

I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
MobileLeprechaun Kiss Me, Son of God from Grayrock, TX Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
Kiss Me, Son of God
Apr 14th 2014 at 7:34:17 PM

'Kay, you're in, but next bozo who makes that claim needs to give me proof that they got through 50 Shades too.

When I do my morning beauty regimen, I exfoliate with razorblades and moisturize with battery acid.

I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME | 2001-2019
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
Apr 14th 2014 at 7:48:03 PM

Feh, sure buddy. Come back when your pretty boy face doesn't tell us you're lying.

Good sir, I'll have you know that I hate you, and I hate all the bands you like. I believe that will be sufficient proof of entry.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 intrepid sword from the pizza category
intrepid sword
Apr 14th 2014 at 7:52:06 PM

Close, but no cigar. You would've gotten in if you had insulted my favorite TV shows as well.

I lasted against Squirrel Girl for fifteen seconds.

edited 14th Apr '14 8:00:51 PM by foxmccloud4387

I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 14th 2014 at 8:00:05 PM

I'll give you a pass for today, but those fifteen seconds better be twenty within the the next ten seconds. Nevermind. You're in.

How tough am I? How tough am I? I had to deliver myself as a baby because my mother didn't push hard enough.

edited 14th Apr '14 8:00:45 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake

IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Apr 14th 2014 at 8:15:59 PM

That's good enough for me.

I once played soccer and kicked the ball right through the goalie's face.

edited 14th Apr '14 8:16:35 PM by IchigoMontoya

OmegaShadowcry Petitioner of a Betrayer God from The Arena Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Petitioner of a Betrayer God
Apr 14th 2014 at 9:01:25 PM

I'll let you in this time, but kick it through two or more people if you want the full membership. Preferably while on fire.

It might interest you to know that my "morning routine" involves fighting at least twenty things larger and tougher than myself, while drinking a cup of Dragon blood. From a Dragon that I killed personally. That, and I tend to go for about three months without sleep.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
ArmoredFury pat the demon slayer from the path to exile
pat the demon slayer
Apr 14th 2014 at 9:13:41 PM

Prove those things are tougher than you, and you get a free pass. Also, get some sleep.

I'm so tough, I reflect laser beams with my breath for a living!

Seek strength. The rest will follow.
BaconManiac5000 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Apr 14th 2014 at 9:17:25 PM

So you got bad breath? I don't think so.

I walked through a mile of blackberry bushes and then several miles back to camp.

In shorts.

When I was seven.

And I forgot to get bandaged.

(seriously)

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
trip >:] from the land of the lost horizon
>:]
Apr 15th 2014 at 4:24:57 AM

Were the bushes on fire? Thought so.

How tough am I?!

I beat Ornstein and Smough.

I killed Smough first.

I Wanna Be The E-girl Any% World Record
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
Apr 15th 2014 at 5:50:11 AM

We here at the Salty Spittoon don't play Dark Souls. You'd probably fit better over there.

(points the way to Weenie Hut Jr.)

Hell I'm so tough, I smoke bullets.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
crimsonstorm15 shine on from A parallel universe Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
MobileLeprechaun Kiss Me, Son of God from Grayrock, TX Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
Kiss Me, Son of God
Apr 15th 2014 at 7:27:40 AM

Feh, bet you used Rifftrax. Get back to me after you finish The Happening.

I'm so tough, I gave myself an appendectomy once. With plastic cutlery instead of a scalpel.

I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME | 2001-2019

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