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How tough are ya?
Accept or deny the above troper entrance based on how tough they are...
I walked in a skating ring like five minutes.
Eh, sorry pal, not quite tough enough.
How tough am I? How tough am I?! I'm so tough, I use lemon juice to clean my contact lenses.
Not tough enough.
How tough am I? I slam my fingers in a car door just for fun. Every day.
Go ahead, pal.
I'll have you know I ran into several grotesque, fetishistic pictures while browsing on Deviantart and I only cried for 20 minutes.
Bring it down to ten minutes and you're in.
I stepped on a LEGO and only had to amputate one of my legs.
Hmm... not quite. Come back when you have filled the Well of Souls.
You dare to question my might? It might interest to know that I have practically strolled through Hell just so that I could punch Satan in the face.
Come on in.
I challenged myself against Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris inside a black hole.
Win, and you can enter.
I shall inform you that I've just castrated Dracula, slit the throat of Satan and harvested my crops in one fluid motion.
Head on in, good sir.
How tough am I? I recently ate a tyrannosaurus rex whilst benching fifty times my weight and having sex with fourteen women at once. While surfing into the sun. And punching out "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.
Bring those fourteen women and you're in.
I cook rice in my stomach by eating rice raw and drinking boiling water.
I'll let you in once I see you cough that rice up and eat it.
How tough am I? I dig from the crust of the earth to its other side while juggling bowling balls on my butt cheeks.
You're in if you can do that with your hands tied behind your back.
I watched the entire Twilight Saga, under surveillance, and only needed medical attention once.
edited 14th Apr '14 7:29:25 PM by foxmccloud4387
'Kay, you're in, but next bozo who makes that claim needs to give me proof that they got through 50 Shades too.
When I do my morning beauty regimen, I exfoliate with razorblades and moisturize with battery acid.
Feh, sure buddy. Come back when your pretty boy face doesn't tell us you're lying.
Good sir, I'll have you know that I hate you, and I hate all the bands you like. I believe that will be sufficient proof of entry.
Close, but no cigar. You would've gotten in if you had insulted my favorite TV shows as well.
I lasted against Squirrel Girl for fifteen seconds.
edited 14th Apr '14 8:00:51 PM by foxmccloud4387
I'll give you a pass for today, but those fifteen seconds better be twenty within the the next ten seconds. Nevermind. You're in.
How tough am I? How tough am I? I had to deliver myself as a baby because my mother didn't push hard enough.
edited 14th Apr '14 8:00:45 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake
That's good enough for me.
I once played soccer and kicked the ball right through the goalie's face.
edited 14th Apr '14 8:16:35 PM by IchigoMontoya
I'll let you in this time, but kick it through two or more people if you want the full membership. Preferably while on fire.
It might interest you to know that my "morning routine" involves fighting at least twenty things larger and tougher than myself, while drinking a cup of Dragon blood. From a Dragon that I killed personally. That, and I tend to go for about three months without sleep.
Prove those things are tougher than you, and you get a free pass. Also, get some sleep.
I'm so tough, I reflect laser beams with my breath for a living!
So you got bad breath? I don't think so.
I walked through a mile of blackberry bushes and then several miles back to camp.
When I was seven.
And I forgot to get bandaged.
Were the bushes on fire? Thought so.
How tough am I?!
I beat Ornstein and Smough.
I killed Smough first.
We here at the Salty Spittoon don't play Dark Souls. You'd probably fit better over there.
(points the way to Weenie Hut Jr.)
Hell I'm so tough, I smoke bullets.
Hm... you'll do.
i sat through The Last Airbender. the whole thing.
Feh, bet you used Rifftrax. Get back to me after you finish The Happening.
I'm so tough, I gave myself an appendectomy once. With plastic cutlery instead of a scalpel.
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