Maid of Time
I don't really remember much of it.
I just remember being bacon.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Did it play out like this?
That's a bit odd. But I suppose that my dreams aren't much better. My dreams are Mushroom Samba-esque mind-screws.
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My dreams can make sense or be completely nonsensical.
By the way, Regular Show is pretty much 11 minutes of Mushroom Samba without the weird colors.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I know; I sometimes watch it.
And my dreams lack the weird colors. They're just fucking bizarre.
edited 22nd Dec '13 11:53:40 PM by SpaceWolf
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Maid of Time
My dreams are generally all over the place, but I hardly ever remember them ;~;
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I think that you can train yourself to remember them.
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You know what I always wished I could do? Lucid dreaming.
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
Me, too! But I never seem to fully be able to. There's a process, apparently.
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I know about the process, but I've never had the time.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
you spilled my diet soda
Bacon-wrapped hot dogs are ethereal.
Had a "bacon-wrapped cocktail hot dog smothered in cheap sandwich spread" sandwich today. It was actually pretty great 
edited 26th Dec '13 3:23:39 AM by Kookje
xxxxxxWelcome to paradise. Now go to hell.
I know this sounds weird, but I don't like hot dogs.
\*gets thrown off the stage*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
My sister's work has macaroni and cheese with bacon.
This is as delicious and artery-clogging as it sounds.
I'm envious.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Today, I consumed a bacon-tomato-avocado omelet. It was delicious.
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Macaroni and cheese with bacon?
My life now has meaning.
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
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,Both of those sound delicious.
We've made you jealous, Bacon.
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Indeed.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Oh, my god. I'm watching a commercial about "bacon bowls". I can't stop laughing.
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What?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Literal bowls, made of bacon… Apparently, you can put eggs and crap in them.
edited 30th Dec '13 12:01:23 AM by SpaceWolf
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Why would you want to put crap in them?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
edited 22nd Dec '13 11:45:55 PM by SpaceWolf
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