If done right.
Which it wasn't.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Yeah, my objection to Bacon's story lay in the fact that his father had ruined the bacon, not that it was present in pasta.
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I'll eat bacon on pizza. There's also this omelet thing my mom makes with bacon that has peppers, cheese, and onions in it, and it's really good. 
That does sound good.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Bacon in carbonara is awesome. I will fight anyone who says elsewise.
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
Where's/what's that?
edited 18th Dec '13 4:15:44 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Maid of Time
I like bacon.
Really if anyone doesn't, they don't deserve to exist :U
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
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Carbonara? It's a pasta dish. It's great.
What did you say about my sister?!
Oh.
And he's firin his lazar at her.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Maid of Time
ulie
nobody doesn't like bacon
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Well, to be specific, she likes bacon just like all good-hearted people. But she's a -eyetwitch- vegetarian.
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
Well, regarding one of my previous signatures, you should know how I feel about that.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
In Perpetual Finality
Bacon is a good addition to soup. Trufax.
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Bacon, pasta, cheese and veal cutlets. Yummy!
I kinda miss the college days when I had to cook. I could do my own stuff and nobody would give a shit.
I don't eat veal.
That is one thing I won't eat.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Bacon number? I am not famous enough for that. One of my computer teachers, though, have one.
How about pork chops with bacon then?
Sure, but seems kind of redundant.
Bite yer tongue. There is no such thing as too much meat in a meal.
I...have never had pork chops.
-sob-
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
\*pats*
There-there.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Now that I think about it, I remember seeing this one show years ago on Food Network where some guy was trying to chocolate cake that had bacon in it. It was apparently really good. 
Bacon actually works wonders in desserts. The crunchy, salty taste compliments the smooth, sweet taste.
Indeed.
It's weird, since everyone here calls me bacon, I thought for a second you were talking about me.
edited 19th Dec '13 9:02:37 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I actually prefer a balance between crunchy and soft bacon, though, generally speaking. Crunchy bacon just weeks better for salads and desserts, while flabby bacon is okay on sandwiches.
Oh, yeah, Bacon. I like you in my desserts.
edited 19th Dec '13 9:05:39 PM by SpaceWolf
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Yeah, bacon in pasta os awesome.
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