NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND HURT YOUUU~
-amidst the chaos, Largo makes himself scarce-
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart."WHY. AREN'T. YOU. DYING. UH... WHAT WAS THE WORD? OH YEAH! FAIRY!"
edited 29th Sep '14 6:39:10 PM by Jondanger23
\*Navi decides the magical girl is more likely to be a main character, and flies over to her*
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i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart"Someone's gonna feel my steel for this!" -looks wildly around for a target-
-then Navi starts harassing her, and she's... not in the most patient mood right now, so-
-she launches a powerful, magic-enhanced two-handed slash at it, and voices the thoughts of every gamer who's ever played the relevant game: "SHUT UP!!!"-
edited 29th Sep '14 6:42:50 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."-the soldier picks up his shotgun, and shoots at Navi-
-Largo stops rickrolling and is hiding in a dark corner-
Oh, if only I had t3h b00ze...
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart."SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!" FM then pulls a bottle out of his robe, and tries to plop Navi into it and cork it shut. If that doesn't work, FM would summon the hydra and ask it to eat the bottle whole. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK. FM will just scream in frustration.
\*both attacks are ineffective on Navi, much to the frustration of every player ever her attackers*
Seriously! You should listen to my advice! It's really good, I swear!
\*she expertly dodges the incoming jar as well*
edited 29th Sep '14 6:45:11 PM by bRaHiAn1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartThe hate. So much hate on Navi.
"What the f*ck?! DIE!!!" She tries again, with another, even stronger slash, this one sending out a Sword Beam
edited 29th Sep '14 6:45:13 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."I can't take it anymore!
-raises hands- Meteor Storm!
-several gigantic fireballs rain down on everyone-
-the soldier catches on fire, and spends the next few minutes running around and screaming-
GRAAA-
FM is suddenly silenced by the sound of his defensive runes activating, shattering under the force of a fireball attack. With that he is momentarily distracted from his rage at Navi. "...OH CRAP NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN ASH OFF OF EVERYTHING!"
Oh my goodness, what a trainwreck this is
-Largo is not hit by the fireball sent after him-
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.\*silly players, you can't kill Navi*
If you listen to my advice, I'll never bother you again! Promise!
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartSayaka is conked on the head by a fireball, and is momentarily stunned, getting Blank White Eyes and a Cranial Eruption... and then she just starts laughing again.
"Hahahahaha... the pain... you fool, I can't feel the pain any more! You can't hurt me! No-one can hurt me ever again!"
-and then turns enraged-
"SHUT UP!!!!!" -stabs at Navi in quick succession, heedless of the fact that she's immune to her attacks-
edited 29th Sep '14 6:49:29 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Okay, fine! What do you wanna say, fairy?!?
edited 29th Sep '14 6:48:47 PM by Konkfan7
"...Wait a second, aren't you supposed to be bothering a person wearing a silly green tunic?" FM is currently using the mop to wipe away whatever dust he can. That Janitor job is the only thing giving him actual solid food at the moment. Well, safe to eat food that is.
\*Suddenly, Navi undergoes a powerful transformation! It's horrible! It's gruesome! It's.... [1]\◊*
Problem, players?
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartSayaka continues to swing at it, switching to fast slashes, before launching one especially powerful one.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."......
-and just like that, two gloved hands came in to squash Navi-
"...Oh hey you're a troll fairy. I know how to deal with you." FM gets a pair of earplugs, and puts them in his own ears. "HEY DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME OF THESE?!?"
Trollololololol!
\*Navi flies away, that smug smile still stamped to her invulnerable face*
And now I must shower, hopefully things make sense when I come back
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart-Largo emerges, flanked by about a dozen Japanese high school students-
My students.... what are y'all doin' here!?
<It's Largo-sensei!>
<How did we get here?>
Largo, what are you doing here?
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Insane cackles fill the air as a crazy Magical Girl suddenly jumps down from a nearby roof.
-she sniffs the air- "Eeew, what stinks?!"
-and only then notices the cacophony of noise- "And what's with all the racket?! What evildoer is responsible for all of this?!"
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."