Enter the Arena... As Your Avatar (v4)!

"hello i are friend frog"

"am you want to lean the hamon"

-Corvo had disappeared just before Homura stopped time. If she were to look to her right she would see him running like hell, throwing springrazors behind him-

- suddenly, Nyan Cat appears in the sky -

\*there is now a weasel in Mos Eisley for some reason*

You're a bad, bad liar, Sir.(pokes him with a sheepish grin before moving right to the frog) Aww, this one's a cutie. A little slimy, but reminds me so much of that one guy from Satsuki-chan's squad.

(then begins looking around) Actually, where are we?

wat is this i dont even

edited 3rd Jul '14 2:58:05 PM by Inceptiond

"A place. Now, who are you?"

- Nyan Cat dives at "Friend Frog"and... begins snuggling next to it? -

edited 3rd Jul '14 2:57:54 PM by Jondanger23

"hello i aare feriend frog"

"how goes the hour friend catpoptart"

"I r fine, how about u?

Well, aren't you a badly behaved one. Don't you know it's in a good taste for a man to introduce himself to a lady first?(beams, not really paying attention to hot frog-on-cat action)

(because Dio's got the thing she likes)

edited 3rd Jul '14 3:00:16 PM by FergardStratoavis

What...?

(she looks to her right and sees the mines being dropped on the ground)

(she pulls out a knife and pursues Corvo, careful not to step on the mines)

We're in stilled time, right?

edited 3rd Jul '14 3:02:56 PM by foxmccloud4387

"i was jsusut about to get the action of vampire slaying on"

"do u want to assist"

"... -oooo time for manipulating asshat time- I apologize. -insincere- I am Dio. Now, tell me your name."

\*the weasel scurries over to friend frog and nyan cat*

"Sure, I'd love to."

Springrazors are proximity mines, and Corvo is tossing them on the ground behind him. Also, yes.

What the hell is going on?

animals

"neat"

"come friend weasel"

"it is time"

-his arm suddenly streeeeetches out and bops dio on the head-

-it hurts about as much as you'd expect getting slapped by a frog would-

Nui. Very nice to meet you, Dio.(so sugar-coated it's hard to tell if insincere) I really dig your fashion sense, you know? It's fabulous~

It's so fabulous that even animals approve of it~(beams again)

edited 3rd Jul '14 3:03:09 PM by FergardStratoavis

- Nyan Cat runs up to Dio and starts to look just plain cute -

Dio takes a moment to throw a knife at the frog.

"... -is not letting himself get flattered- Thank you."

-Nyan Cat-

"... -NOTHER KNIFE-"

edited 3rd Jul '14 3:04:27 PM by Trip

Okay. I fixed my post, and... yeah. Technically all this weird shit hasn't happened yet from Homura and Corvo's POV, so...

edited 3rd Jul '14 3:04:58 PM by foxmccloud4387

"Meow." - gets stabbed -

edited 3rd Jul '14 3:05:05 PM by Jondanger23