Enter the Arena... As Your Avatar (v4)!

Samus checks her scanner.

STARSCREAM: WANTED

Samus fires a few missiles at him and jumps back.

...the fuck?

You're actually going to do this, in front of the GM?

Cackling maliciously, Starscream raises his arm and makes a sharp slashing gesture, creating a wall of wind which detonates the missiles prematurely and probably knocks Samus down and away.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:06:25 PM by MicoolTNT

I don't think it breaks any rules. Bwahahahahahahahha. It's me time.

You talking to me?

Nope, Pastry.

Hey, isn't it interesting how "Pastry Person" is the spitting image of Kozaru?

edited 6th Dec '14 4:07:09 PM by MicoolTNT

I used the same software. What's your point?

Oh, nothing...

Just sent Pastry a PM asking how he'll handle it; I've suggested either plain mortal with a weapon or two or a set and finite list of abilities. :/

-Blue Novice unfortunately despawns, since A: I probably won't be able to keep up with this shit, and B: I'mma be going soon probably anyway-

Wait a second. (checks Mary Sue litmus thingy)...You son of a bitch.

Those avatar-maker sites tend to make characters that all look alike. :/ They only have so many options. For his part, Kozaru is white pale and Pastry... isn't?

edited 6th Dec '14 4:13:33 PM by Knowlessman

Problem◊?

Chewbacca walked into the cafe and looked around

"Holy shit, it's that robot from Cinemasins. I think. Lemme just make sure...."

He pulls out a phone, and starts typing things in.

Pastry just sent me a list of the abilities he's gonna have; none of it seems broken nor easily breakable, and there aren't even that many of them.

He has learned anything at all since Kozaru. Give him some credit.

He walks up to the robot.

"Hey, are you Optimus Prime? Or maybe a Decepticon?"

edited 6th Dec '14 4:19:52 PM by PastryPerson

   Optimus Prime?! How dare you! I am Starscream, Conqueror of the Universe! I will destroy all who stand before me!   

edited 6th Dec '14 4:21:36 PM by MicoolTNT

Turns out Lexx is the pre-show, so I have until 8.

-Spawns back in again-

"Sorry, jeez."

The air in front of him sort of...pixelates, and he pulls out a circular loading sign.

"Slow down."

He tosses the loading sign at Starscream. If it hits, it'll slow him down significantly.

-Suddenly has a shield on his arm-

   What theeee...   

Starscream goes into slow-motion.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:26:26 PM by MicoolTNT

Samus sees the newcomer and walks towards him.

"Yes! It worked again!"

The air pixelates again, and he throws sharp Windows cursors at Starscream's head.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:31:28 PM by PastryPerson

-Throws a pair of manacles at Starscream (If they hit, they grab the target's wrists and bind them together; they're strong, but won't hold a giant robot for very long)-

-@Pastry: "You go around his left and distract him, I'll flank on his right!"-

Yes, he's saying this aloud. Yes, he's also lying his ass off.

-Takes to the skies◊ and circles Starscream on his right-

edited 6th Dec '14 4:30:56 PM by Knowlessman

The cursors mostly bounce off Starscream's natural metal armour, but some leave dents and sparking cracks in it.

In retaliation, Starscream's waist cannons come online and fire at Pastry, in a move which should have been a lightning-fast cheapshot, but instead becomes normal speed.

Starscream barely manages to deflect the manacles at his slowed speed.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:31:47 PM by MicoolTNT

"OK, sure."

Pulling out a somewhat pixelated megaphone, he runs to Starscreams left and yells at him through it, managing to avoid the attack with a burst of speed.

"HEY! YOU SUCK!"

edited 6th Dec '14 4:31:16 PM by PastryPerson