Dumbing of Age

Yeah you can't even break out seduction into adultery because they're not married, despite intent being still there.

This is probably not what he meant

You can safely drop the "probably" from that statement.

I'm trying to figure out what Joyce might be referring to by "Joe said so". Not sure if it's this? I know Joe was actually saying not to break up Jacob and Raidah, but it's possible Joyce is recalling the conversation differently.

Also, random note, that is a lot of people whose names start with J.

I don't recall any specific thing, but my first guess would be Joe saying something like "getting laid would do you good" at some point, and Joyce latching it to "sex only with marriage" thing.

It's definitely the linked comic.

You have a chance and you should do it are different things and you know it Joyce. Yeah definitely with what we know about Joyce, Raidah and Sarah he should either be single or find some woman who isn't one of them. Though they don't know that much about Raidah.

Ain't that right, Ms. Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit?

Heh. You know, there's a guy in my town who cosplays as Spider-Man, and let me tell you, I wish the bulge thing applied to cosplayers as well, man. His web-slinger is very much apparent.

I'm sure MJ isn't complaining. *bom chicka wah wah*

Walkie you are being mean.

He ain't being wrong, though.

As red as a ground cherry

It's always weird to me when sexuality is dick focused. You rarely get men thinking about vaginas, but for girls it's always the penises that get the jokes about. There are other parts to lust over!

The phallus is forcibly fetished by our society. I mean, look at the Washington monument.

I mean, it's really the only bit dudes have that ladies don't.

I mean both men and women have butts, but for some reason you mostly have guys focusing on them in media. (Though interestingly gay men are shown as focusing on guys butts as well as women's)

Edited by phantom1 on Jul 29th 2018 at 9:09:49 AM

My friends who are into dudes usually prefer thinking about things like butts or abs. I've never seen anyone fantasize about penises. Probably since they just look kind of... weird.

they're not great

They're better than testicles. Those things are just ugly. And badly-protected, too. I will never understand how we evolved very delicate organs that are fundamental to our reproduction, but have no protection whatsoever.

Sometimes things evolve in weird directions. Remember, ultimately it's not survival of the fittest, it's just survival. Humans males with external genitalia survived long enough to reproduce. That's the end of it, as far as evolution is concerned. We anthropomorphize evolution too much; it's not some force trying to improve us. It's just a description of our genetic history.

You're not wrong there. They're still really ugly, though.

Internal body temperature is a little too hot for sperm, and descended gonads fixed the problem before hardier sperm developed.

damn, the balls on this guy...

Oh fuck what is about to have happened