Standing off to the side, Hitsugi took a moment to massage her temples, her expression growing even more sour. Well, at least he didn't make the emergency medical supplies difficult to access - assuming that one managed to find the medical annex in the first place.
The blonde maid set the bazooka muzzle-down at Dan's feet and glanced at the watch on the inside of her wrist. "I have not seen Tammy since the evening meal," she declared absently. "I believe she was going to wash the windows last night." Hitsugi had no idea why the girl insisted on keeping a mostly nocturnal schedule, though now that she thought about it, it was a wonder that the commotion the previous evening hadn't attracted her attention - to say nothing of the fire alarm and evacuation this morning.
Really, is everyone here except for Olivia and myself on Valium or something? "Master, Tammy was not at the meeting last night; I trust that you informed her of your... situation ahead of time?" she prodded icily.
edited 29th Sep '11 7:44:42 PM by Alhazred23
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"Oh. of course I..." Dan starts to say, then stop. "That is... I mean, one of you maids would have told her... right? Unless she slept in... again... which..." He turns, hearing the patter of running feet. "There she is! You can tell her now. I've got to change the combination on my luggage.". Dan heads for the privacy of his office.
edited 29th Sep '11 9:16:26 PM by Nodrog
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At the last turn before the front hall, Tammy stops short and readjusts her headdress. Then she steps forward to find herself face to face with a a pair of maids: One wearing a black kimono and looking pretty upset, the other in a golden-yellow outfit and quite regal-looking.
"Uh, Hi, Hitsugi nya." she sheepishly greets with a bow. "I'm sor-" she starts to say before being interrupted by Hitsugi.
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"That's bizarre I had that same combination on my lunchbox." says Junko.
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Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
"SYSTEM RECOVERY ACTIVATED." Olivia announced, eyes still closed and body unmoving. PLEASE ENTER FIVE-DIGIT COMBINATION TO CONTINUE."
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
"Well ain't that a coincidence...." says Junko. "Anyone got the manuel for her?"
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Hitsugi could only glare incredulously at the Master's departing back. He uses that combination for his luggage too? Shaking her head to clear it, she glanced at Junko and Kyla holding up Olivia's unconscious form. "Perhaps you should check her pockets, Junko, or maybe her luggage. Also, please do try to save some of whatever you give Olivia for the pain; I believe I am sensing a headache coming on, so I might wish to borrow it later."
Glancing to the side as the cat-eared maid rounded the corner, Hitsugi released a bone-weary sigh. "Good afternoon, Tammy. You slept well, I trust?" Hitsugi's lips pulled back from her teeth in a flesh-eating snarl* . "If you have a moment, would you like to help Miss Lee and I prepare lunch for the mansion staff?"
Hitsugi stopped suddenly. "Oh! Where are my manners? This is Miss Hui Jong Lee," she introduced, gesturing toward the gold-clad amazon, "and this is Miss Olivia Browning," she added, pointing at the mechanized maid hanging limp between Kyla and Junko.
Hitsugi then turned to Hui Jong. "Miss Lee, this is Tammy Morden; she does various chores around the manor at night. As such, she missed the Master's most enlightening explnanation of his professional obligations the previous evening, so thought to catch her up while we work. I believe you wanted to use the oven, yes?" Picking up the bazooka again, as Dan seemed to have forgotten all about it, Hitsugi motioned that they should adjourn to the kitchen.
edited 29th Sep '11 10:40:07 PM by Alhazred23
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"Right, should I just go ahead and bring you some just in case? And hi Tammy."
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Like a BOSS
When Dan explained about the proper place to use a very destructive weapon, Hui Jong just nodded and politely responded, "I was not aware of such regulations before my arrival, but you have my deepest apologies for the mistake. It will not happen again, sir."
She was very relieved that Dan hadn't been able to place her accent; discovery of her heritage might lead to some akward conversation. Better that he was impressed by her attitude but didn't know where she'd come from. Hui Jong was about to ask if she could put the bazooka away in a safe place when yet another maid arrived. This one spoke oddly, and was that a tail? Hui Jong was about to say something about it when Hitsugi mentioned going to use the oven. Yes, that was exactly what she'd wanted to do.
"It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Morden," Hui Jong nodded to the newly arrived maid, then nodded to Hitsugi, "I would very much like to make use of the oven, so please lead the way if you'd be so kind. There's something special I would like to prepare to make amends for my inappropriate bazooka use. Very special indeed."
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Four of His Supreme Doarkness's agents covertly cross the courtyard of Spyhold before splitting up and attempting to break/sneak in.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
The OFFE soldiers split into two pairs of two. One pair goes to the east side of the Manor, the other team goes to the west side. The team to the west side try to sneak into the reading room at the north-west corner of the manor. The tearm to the east side try to sneak in the garage... and discover that there's a new dog on the block.
Alhazerd, if you want you can go ahead and do the RP and rolls for the dog. Stolen by Fairies, assuming the other two work together to try to get the study open, roll 2D6 (two six-sided dice) and multiply by 3. If result is over 20, the two manage to slip inside without setting off an alarm.
edited 30th Sep '11 4:37:52 AM by Nodrog
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Believe
(3+5)*3 = 24 > 20
Fluffykins and Cuddlebug were lucky to notice the alarm and managed, after great difficulty, to slip into what appeared to be the study unnoticed.
Nice joint.
The pair then decided to start searching the room.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
If you're going to do a search, you need to do a skill or luck roll. Since both their stats are three for that, just roll 2D6 * 3. If greater then 12, one of them finds a hidden weapons cache that has already been looted. There's just one stun gun and a few plastic handcuff ties left
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Believe
(1+4)*3 = 15
Fluffykins and Cuddlebug were lucky to notice the alarm and managed, after great difficulty, to slip into what appeared to be the study unnoticed.
Fluffykins stumbled across a cache and pulled out a stun gun and some plastic handcuffs.
"Cuddles!" Fluffykins hissed, "We'd better split up and check out the place out - cover more ground."
The pair then split up once out the door, each resolving to request new codenames when they returned.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Outside the study was the hallway to the main entry hall. T Here were two other doors, one to the library and one to Dan's office. Dan is in his office, fiddling with a briefcase, back turned to the door. The library, if searched with a roll of 12 or higher, has a bust of Adam West in it. Flipping the head back reveals a button that, when pushed, opens another weapon cache
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"I'm sorry nya," Tammy says with a more somber voice as she bows again. "I want to be useful to Master Dan nya, but it seems like I just keep letting him down."
"Miss Lee nya?" -Hearing the introductions- "Same here, Hui Jong. And nya... You say that thing's Olivia?" looking at what appears to be a cyborg being carried off by Kyla and Junko "Hi, Junko, Kyla. Nya I hope you friend is okay. We all need to stay sharp on our duties here." Turns back toward Hitsugi with a nervous smile. "I'm one to talk, aren't I nya?"
"Yes, fixing Master Dan's lunch sounds like a great idea right now nya." Tammy proceeds to follow Hitsugi and Hui Jong to the kitchen. "Hitsugi nya, you mentioned that Master Dan gave some kind of explanation last night? Nya and what's with that thing?" she asks, pointing at the large barreled, shoulder mounting device in Hitsugi's hand.
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Believe
Fluffykins was about to walk into what appeared to be the office when he saw a man standing there. He didn't think that the spy had any butlers so it had to be him. Fluff immediately backed back into the study, deciding to wait til he left the room.
3*3 = 9 Cuddlebug crept into the library and began to inspected the place but did not find anything and decided to move on.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
CAS: IN THE GARAGE
Cas rolls 1D6*SKILL=5*3=15 to detect the east entry team when they try to sneak into the garageIf Cas detects the intruders...
If Cas does not detect the intruders...
HITSUGI: ON THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN
"The Master's lunch has already been prepared, so we shall actually be making lunch for the rest of the staff," Hitsugi corrected as they entered the kitchen, her spirits lifting slightly at Tammy's absentminded antics; really, she should have been annoyed, but it was hard to stay mad at the catgirl. Her expression then darkened into a blood-chilling scowl. "As to the other matter... in short, the Master is apparently a secret agent, and he has been tasked with guarding a very important and much desired document in his home - in this manor - for the next seven days, with no additional assistance aside from ourselves."edited 30th Sep '11 8:38:32 PM by Alhazred23
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Like a BOSS
"Already prepared? Drat, I suppose remedying my faux pas there will have to wait," Hui Jong thought aloud rather than spoke as a statement. Over the coming days she'd likely have ample time to bake the item that was so much her specialty. As annoyed as she was to have the bazooka still out of her hands, simply grabbing it back would be very bad. And explosive. Besides, she had to size up this catgirl too, in order to figure out her place in relation to Tammy. When Histugi explained the situation, Hui Jong smirked confidently.
"I wouldn't worry about anyone who might try to steal that document. We're all pretty competent, I imagine, and besides that we've got the cyborg and her chainsaw arms of death on our side," Hui Jong remarked smugly.
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"Yup," Kyla said with a smug smile on her face. "Not to mention the vampire, catgirl, and mad scientist. And Hitsugi has shown skill too."
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For the dog detection roll, both mooks would have to roll seperately, since they can't help each other avoid detection from a dog. Up to Stolen whether the mooks try a contested roll (if they do and fail, they'll take stress) or just let the dog detect them (no stress)
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"Nya?" Tammy notes on fixing lunch for the maid staff. "Well, I'm glad to have some help nya. It takes time for me to make sure everything's right."
-Hears Hitsugi's explanation on the Master.- "Ni-Yaa! Master Dan expected all of us to have been there last night nya! How could I have forgotten such a summons?" She says as she hangs her head, her tail drooping out of shame. "Nya and for something so important, too."
She perks up slightly as Hui Jong speaks up. "Well, maybe. Nya I fight best unarmed myself. ... Chainsaw arms nya?"
edited 30th Sep '11 11:30:16 AM by 1jimbo10
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Beneath her stormy scowl Hitsugi's cheeks went slightly pink. "While I am flattered by Kyla's vote of confidence, I must still insist that fighting off the minions of an international criminal organization is not a task to be delegated to untrained household servants," she protested, her voice both pleased and condemning. "That he would think so little of endangering the lives of the innocent young women that work so hard to provide him a life of comfort and leisure... I am most disappointed in the way the Master and his superiors have handled this situation."
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"I guess that's why he hired a combat cyborg," Kyla said. "Speaking of which, is it safe to start her up again right now? We don't want her cybernetics to go berserk again..."
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"So the combination is one two three four five?"
(Oh I am so taking the bait here...)
edited 29th Sep '11 7:18:25 PM by Barzark
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