And so the questions begin.
Why did Simba just use a Furmanism?!
I'm so glad I didn't spot that, Loco. I was preoccupied by the fact that he was called Stephan scant seconds before.
Wait, wait wait—who the fuck are these fairies supposed to be, and why are two of them humans?
The Danse Macabre CodexWhy is one of the fairies a lion but the others aren't?
Why do all the characters looked like they're stoned off their asses?
Why is that little furry guy from Care Bears randomly here?
Why does the lion fairy look psychotic?
WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Since I am a vain, nosy bastard, can you explain?
Also, this "Sleeping Lioness" thing sounds horrible...
Locking you up on radar since '09Oh, it is, Flanker—Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave, and not in the fun Three Stooges way.
The Danse Macabre CodexWHY THE FUCK ARE THE LIONS RIDING AROUND ON DIALGA?!?
This "movie" is physically hurting me...
@Flanker: It just had a "Let's regroup and kick some ass!" feel to it.
edited 29th Sep '11 4:09:25 PM by Vox
Oh, Merryweather was never mother's favourite. (simpers) "Oh Flora, don't you just love that new spa? Made us look thirty years younger and several pounds thinner, while keeping our voices exactly the same!" Gyeeheeheeheehee "Oh Fauna, I just love your new hairstyle of SHOCKING PINK!"
edited 29th Sep '11 4:11:10 PM by LizardOfAus
WHY IS AURORA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HER NAME IS SINGING TO A BUNCH OF BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED POKEMON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
edited 29th Sep '11 4:10:40 PM by Locoman
Oh... oh my.
@Vox:
I would be posting "Undaunted" right now, but I need to get going, unfortunately.
Locking you up on radar since '09AND NOW, LOCOMAN! NOW you know why no one's lips move, why people slide instead of walk, and why we have anime attack backgrounds while fighting over the colour of a dress. BECAUSE THE PRINCE MADE THE GOD OF TIME HIS PERSONAL BITCH! HA HA HA HA HAAA!
This is really... I can't... ugh...
Oh it did, Vox. It gave you cancer that'll last forever. Cancer of the body, cancer of the mind, cancer of the soul!
This is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but with a weeaboo furry despoiling a beloved Disney classic.
edited 29th Sep '11 4:15:22 PM by Locoman
Oh, and my sentiments exactly, Sullen Frog. It's sooo entertaining, watching you all suffer as I suffered.
...Because someone has to say it:
How are we going to make a challenge out of this?
Now I feel a bit better, since my god-awful Internet connection requires me to constantly pause the video.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyWHY ARE THEY CHANGING NAMES RANDOMLY?
...am I glad I'm on dailup and such can't watch it cause it would take too long
A challenge, you say?
It'll be a challenge if you live TO TELL THE TALE!
(Can you tell that the late hour and this film have both done a number on me?)
The only way to purge this film from my memory is to block it out with something even more surreal and horrifying. Sometimes the cure is worse than the sickness.
Wait, what is Dr. Facilier doing here? Why the sudden shitty voice acting? Why am I starting on part 2?
edited 29th Sep '11 4:00:50 PM by Bindlestick
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably