Our avatars are in a room together

(shifts in her seat as Jillian approaches)

I'll... I'll be fine. Really.

-she nods-

   …   

   (Sighs and sits down on the coffee table like the lil' animal she is.)   

   ...Listen... I'm kind of stupid, but... Even I can tell something's bothering you. I'm a neutral party. I'm about as neutral as parties get, honestly, I... I was literally born about a month or two ago. If you need to get something off your mind, I can listen...   

.....

(shakes her head)

I... it really is nothing. Just couldn't sleep.

(another coffee sip)

It's normal.

You must understand, my research is important.....

-He starts walking towards her, looking off wistfully into the sky-

I've pondered for some time....what is the nature of a Man? What makes us human? What are the bits and bobs that distinguish us from the gods above and the lesser beasts below?....I've spent years searching for answers to this question.

-He reaches a hand out, and beckons to Mac-

Perhaps those answers lie here, in the fowl who talks like a man....Now please, dear, won't you serve the greater good?....

Edited by MacDuffy on Oct 23rd 2018 at 4:37:49 AM

   (...damn... tough nut to crack...)   

   ...Would you, uh... at least like something to eat with your coffee...?   

…

(Her eyes widen, and her lil' foot starts to take a step forward... yet she plants it back down, inhaling nice 'n deep...)

...Etespreciselybecauseah'm, asyehappent'be, areseaircher, thatahcannaecoonsentt'whitye'repropoosen. Efah'mt'relenqueshmahsooult'ye, allo'mahreseairch, mahongooenproojects, mahanaletecsan'assairteddata— allo'etwiuldbepitt'anuntimelyhalt. Ahdunnaeconsedermahsel'arrogantenoought'poostuleetthetah'msimesairto'errepleeceablescientefecmind, bit—... ah'vecoomesoo... sooverryfar, ser, githeredoopdatathetevenhumanscientestsniver, enawwtheirmoostootlandeshfantesies, wiuldhae'dreamedo'githeren...

(Her eyes narrow, and she tucks her little notepad under her wing, pointing at him with the sharpened tip of her pencil for affect.)

Mahfinalansweresnoo, an'ahexpeictyet'beagentan'acceptet.

(better be ready to leg it if he doesn't, tho...)

I'm...

(trails off, looking off to the side)

...Actually, sure. What do you have?

.....

-His fingers curl back inward, and pulls back his arm-

Well.....a shame, that.....I was hoping you'd understand.....

-He thumps the butt of his halberd against the ground-

No matter.....I will get the answers I want, one way or another......Hhahahahah....

Vash disappeared under the pile of Earth and the void dragon sky fist annihilated it a moment later.

Not much else happened aside from the dust settling...

   ...Well, there's... Chips, I think, biscuits, my brother made some, uhhh... scones, I think they're called? I think we still have some, we didn't eat them all.   

...ookeiweellthen—HYAA—!

(KICKS a bunch of dust and dirt at his mask, immediately starting to RUN THE FUCK AWAY.)

Sure. Uh... anything's fine. As long as it's no trouble.

(siiiip)

Suiryu panted heavily, that was fucking exhausting. And it wasn't even a good fight...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHG! BULLSHIT!

He had to chase that damn bumbling coward, throw rocks at him like a common thug and he didn't even have the gall to fight him!!!

He's going to fight someone strong even if it kills him

Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 23rd 2018 at 5:49:21 AM

"Oh, come on now, there's no need for language like that!" said a voice right beside him.

"You...AAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!

Suiryu kicked at the direction the voice was coming from with all his might. Killing intent practically leaking from him.

Vash (who was squatting there in the first place) ducked his head down, easily avoiding the kick, and reached out to grab Suiryu's leg.

Off balance from the kick and already tired, not to mention with his mind too clouded by anger. Suiryu didn't see Vash reaching for his leg until it was too late.

Vash grabbed it, blocking the kick.

"Hey, watch out, you could hurt someone doing something like that!"

He no longer sounded afraid, certainly nothing like the scaredy-cat from a moment ago, but his tone carried no hint of anger in the slightest.

"THAT'S WHAT I'M AIMING FOR!"

Suiryu attempted to punch Vash in the face, with the intention of following it up with his ultimate move.

"On the bright side, YOU'RE FINALLY FIGHTING ME!"

"I don't think that's what you could call it!" He replied as he once again moved out of the way.

Quick as a flash, he whiled his free hand around Suiryu's own arm and his captive leg, pulling a wire connected to his left hand taught.

"Anger just leads to fighting without a clear head and someone ends up on the ground. That doesn't sound very nice to me at all, don't you think? I don't think anyone should have to fight at all so I can't understand just wailing on someone but that's never going to get you where you need to go!"

   ...It won't be. One moment...   

   (Drops down on all fours and scampers into the kitchen...)   

   (Returning moments later with a lil' plate of yummy scones◊.)   

   There... I had a feeling we still had some.   

"WHAT?!?"

How was he being defeated like this, the idiot could barely fight not even five minutes ago. Is he stronger than-No, he must be cheating in some way.

Suiryu attempted to use his only free arm to punch Vash away. He needs to make some distance before he's completely immobilized.

(Akebono zoned out while Jillian was off getting the scones, and thus is literally startled to attention)

...Oh! Uh...

(take scone.)

Thanks.

(take... bite...)

Vash just lifted his captive leg up to throw him off balance, and released him in order to let Suiryu just hit the ground...hopefully.

Falling flat on his ass. Suiryu was on the verge of crying tears of frustration. He began to struggle and try to break free, the wire looked like it would snap very soon, so Vash had to act fast.

Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 23rd 2018 at 6:37:09 AM

Vash took off his coat and tossed it over Suiryu, the heavy garment wrapping around him and adding weight and material into the mix to mess up his efforts.