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Inside the Warlord

-Herbert blinks at Tagg.-

Herbert: ...Okay, that's a fucking Adamant Orb! How the hell did you get your hands on one of those?

-He attempts to beat on Goldmail with his own sword, but has markedly less success than the other three.-

Herbert: A little help here? Some of us can't control the flow of time, you know!

Holon City

-Scholar, Macy, and Tourmaline are standing with their backs to a building with a large tarp over it. Hue, Todd, and Leon are facing them.-

Hue: <So... What exactly did you bring us here for?>

Todd: <I must agree, sir. I have no idea why we are here.>

Scholar: <I recently acquired this building.>

Leon: <You just... got the building?>

Scholar: <No, Macy got it for me!>

Macy: -stands up proudly- <I am very good at this!>

Leon: <That raises... Okay, never mind. What's the point of this building?>

Scholar: <I am using this building for things!>

Leon: <...And...?>

Scholar: -sighs- <Pitiful Lima...> -burns the tarp away, revealing a sign made out of ice reading "TƎH MON PLAZƎ"-

Tourmaline: <I made the sign! But Scholar 'ere wrote the words.>

Hue: <"The Mon Place"?>

Scholar: <Foolish Huế! It has a 'Z', it is "The Mon Plaza"!>

Leon: <This isn't a plaza at all, and... Okay, never mind.>

Scholar: <Would you like to come inside? I did the decorating!>

Hue: <Oh, Arceus...>

Todd: -starts walking toward the building- <Why not?>

Leon: <This is going to be good...>

-They enter the building, and find pink wood floors, wallpaper based on outer space, and a plaid ceiling. There is no furniture, aside from a propeller on the wall.-

Macy: <The propeller was my idea!>

Hue: <Okay, no.>

Leon: <Just...>

Hue: <No.>

Leon: <No.>

Hue: <No.>

Leon: <No.>

Hue: <No.>

Inside the Warlord

-Sighs before slowing down time again so that I can try smashing Goldnail with an Aura hammer-

Interesting, it would appear that there's a soul inside the sword.

Illusio

Kaius: -hugs back, then notices the bag shaking- ...Oh! I think the egg might be hatching!

Aurora

-Ichigo receives the message, and sends his warriors in waiting to Illusio-

-Ichigo pauses his writing as he hears something outside-

Ichigo:Hmm...

-He goes to the window and looks around. Everything seems normal. He returns to Seal the message and send it off. Meanwhile, outside, Fontaine spies have knocked the guards unconscious, and are sneaking towards the castle-

Holon City

So are you gonna let me have some?

Felis: <For Arceus' sake, no. Keep it away from both of us.>

Illusio

Aiura waits for the results.

Inside the Warlord

-After much abuse, the sword returns to the armor, and Blight charges at Herbert and strikes at him-

Illusio

Lina: Oh? OH!

-She pulls out the egg, which glows and cracks...-

Holon City

Eskay: Um, sure. Alli gave it to me...

Flashback!

Alli: I'm sure those Clan kitties are just grumpy because they're out of this stuff! :3

Eskay: ...I doubt that's the case...

Back to the present!

Eskay: ...but I don't have much use for it.

-He takes out the bag-

Eskay: Here you go.

Illusio

-Kaius watches the egg as it hatches.-

edited 31st Jul '13 6:11:50 PM by Eskay64

Right! You get so catlike when you have it!

..what would it be like if Felis took it?

Inside the Warlord

Herbert: ACK!

-Herbert attempts to dart out of the way of Blight's strike, but doesn't make it in time and is caught by a sharp blow to his left shoulder.-

Herbert: For Arceus' sake, attack the gods of spacetime for once, not the kid who can barely even use a sword!

-He drops his weapon and retaliates with a Force Palm, hoping to temporarily incapacitate Blight.-

Pugilis - Around 600 years ago

-Let's just assume that raiding is going on. Raiding is happening, and the Spectran garrison is less than pleased about it.-

Holon City

Felis: <Let's not find out, please.>

-Mezzo takes the bag of Skittynip and sprinkles it on herself-

This stuff is the best~

Illusio

-The Aurora warriors arrived, and are assisting in the attack on Pugilis-

Aurora

-A guard comes into Ichigo's room-

Guard:Lord Ichigo, you may want to get ready for battle. We have Fontaine assassins in the kingdom.

Ichigo:I see. Well, let's give them a proper welcome.

-He grabs his whip, and Spectre joins him. They head outside to see Staraptor scouts flying about, some diving with Brave Bird to attack-

Ichigo:Zane, have your Flying warriors target the ones that they can see. Nona, wash the rest out with your Linoone and Bibarel.

-The two guard captains do just that, with warriors being felled and washed away in front of them-

Guard:Looks like it's— -is hit by a dart- Ah shit. -falls to the ground, unconscious-

edited 31st Jul '13 6:19:01 PM by strawberryflavored

Aiura's troops have ported in and out, just as planned. Dunsparce were not encountered, and the few normal types that survived in a Fighting type nation were dispatched with ease. Ghosts were easily handled, and the few fighting types forced into subjugation were subdued and rescued if possible.

edited 31st Jul '13 6:26:16 PM by conflictedpsyches

There wouldn't be any Dunsparce in Pugilis. Revy keeps the Serpent with him in the Spectran castle; they aren't an army.

Holon City, hotel room

-Every starts to wake up-

Jab: <Your girlfriend's gone insane again.>

She has a name...

Jab: <Mezzo's gone insane again.>

Solace: <It's not insane~>

Jab: <...Oh dear.>

Aurora, ~600 years ago

-Agitato notices the commotion over at the castle-

Agitato: Look, a battle! Come on, Kerro, let's go!

Kerro: <Why do I have to do this...>

-the two head toward the fighting-

Illusio or possibly Pugilis, ~600 years ago

-Andante is hanging back from the majority of the fighting, sending in Sforzando for sneak attacks when possible-

Ah, thanks, editing.

Holon City

-Eskay chuckles a bit-

Eskay: Anyway, I was thinking of going to explore the ruins a bit. Want to come along?

Holon City

What's at the ruins? Do they have shiny stuff there~?

Felis: -facepaw-

Pugilis

-The Auroran warriors are assisting against the ghost mons of Psectra's warriors-

Aurora

-Ichigo swats the various things being shot at him out of the air with his whip, as the other warriors deal with the various Fontaine and possibly Greenleaf warriors. Ichigo retreats inside, where he is narrowly missed by a Hydro Cannon-

Hyoga:-sighs- Great, we missed. As if I didn,t hate this job already.

Ichigo:You know, if you weren't my enemy, I'd pity you.

-He swings his whip at Hyoga, who counters with his rapier. Spectre meanwhile hits Donnie with Double Edge while he's weakened, causing him to fall and shatter a table and china set nearby-

-Joseph continues to stare at the two and Eskay. Scarlett is glaring at Felis-

Holon City

Spectrum: -pops up out of nowhere- <Shiny stuff? Can I come~?> :3

Eskay: I'm sure there's at least something shiny there.

Holon City, hotel room

-Solace starts poking Jab-

Jab: <Yes?>

Solace: <The sky is extremely blue today~>

Jab: <You're lucky I can't work a videocamera.>

Inside the Warlord

-Uses the Adamant Orb to freeze time again-

Dragnor

Sagi: "Ah, right."

"That actually has to do with Celzvet as well."

Holon City, earlier

Crow: "Hm... I will. I might go do that soon, actually."