ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

JANE!!!

Lake: <JANE!>

Woolly: <JANE! You're not dead!>

Unite: <Thank you captain...No, I'm too happy to be snarky!>

Wulfric: <I'm so glad you're not dead Jane! I've barely gotten to know you yet!>

Jello: <I'm...I'm speechless.>

Pepper: <Jane! I'm so happy you're back!>

-Stands off from the crowd around Jane-

-We share a knowing look-

...Hey.

-Gasps-

Darn it.

-Releases Audilith-

Audilith: <I feel weird again.> -Starts glowing-

-Notices a sheet of paper on the ground, near the spot where Alder waits to challenge Trainers. I pick it up. It reads "Bad Wolf 21's Celestial File." The Gender section has been erased and rewrote as "Female", persumably by 'M.

Hey Wolf! I think we can use this to make you male again!

Yes, I based the Celestial File system off of Misfile.

Aaaah! So much yelling!

-All of Jane's pokemon wake up from Luke and his pokemon yelling-

- Still smiling -

Mesprit was right! Everything did turn out okay!

Artemis: (looks over at me) <Huh?>

I'll explain later.

Oh! sorry, we're so sorry...I'm...I'm just so glad you're not dead Jane! I can't imagine going on without you...

Lake: <We all feel the same way.>

Audilith, you're evolving!

-Audilith evolved into Gigalith-

Now everyone on my team is fully evolved. Deino's still technically not my Pokemon.

-Turns to Gamer-

I suppose that could work. Anyone got a pencil and an eraser?

I've got tons. -shrugs off her backpack and digs for a pencil-

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-Digs in pockets.

Lint, spare Ultra Balls, Dowsing Machine, wallet, HM...Sorry, no pencils.

-lets out my team, who all look rather sleepy-

So, now that we have Jane back... what do we do?

Alright.

-Hands file and pencil to Wolf.

Do you want to do the honors?

Figures you would Ms. Artist.

Well, duh.

Rebecca: -tentatively pokes Jane's puffy hair- <You're not evil anymore, right?>

Huh? Oh, no.

-Rebecca then coils around me happily-

Rebecca: <OKAY GOOD BECAUSE I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.>

Gagh! Why all the hugging!

You're our friend and we care about you, that's why.

Keldeo I: -Trots over- <I'm...I'm speechless. Two humans dieing and then coming back? I...I've seen anything like it.>

-Kudz pops out of his ball.

Kudz: -To Rebecca <So, now that you're not a jerk anymore...Do you want to go out and, say, photosyntehise together sometime.>

Either Kudzserpent or me fails at flirting together. Not sure which.

Well, it's just kind of odd coming from Rebecca, seeing as we don't have the happiest history ever.

Rebecca: <Shut up! I got over it!>

Buster: <Oh hey! I have earmuffs now!>

Cap: <You sure do! Do you like them?>

Buster: <You bet! I can't believe I didn't notice them until now.>

Goggles: (to Kudz) <HEY!>

Rebecca: -smacks Kudzerpent- <No, I do not want to photosynthesize! You must earn my love!> -struts a bit-

Kudz: <Points with his tail to a loose 1 yen coin. <Hey! Goggles! Look over there! A shiny object!>

Goggles: (to Kudz) <Ha! You don't have a chance, I fought a dragon! Did you fight a dragon? I don't think... Ooh, shiny!>

Rebecca: -sighs- <Boys...>

-I look at the file in my hand. I flip through it, reading all my darkest secrets.-

-I walk over to DS, and offer her the file and pencil.-

You do it. Please. I...I don't trust myself not to change anything else, and...well...

Lake: <I'm glad we're all together again.>

-Nods- I am too.

Pepper: <We all are.>

Unite: <Even I agree with that.>

What? You Unite? Never!

Unite: <Hey! Sarcasm's MY thing!>