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Mauville Cafe

-the Admin notices Read-

Sea Pokemon....no point in making a scene here, I suppose.

Admin: Hello, Gastrodon.

Fallarbor Inn

-is called, answers-

Hello?

edited 25th Dec '11 1:50:29 PM by memyselfandI2

-Arrives at the hotel-

edited 25th Dec '11 1:51:06 PM by Pentigan

...Hi.

<Thinking> Craaap...

Nick: -Would be grinning smugly if he had the necessary parts-

edited 25th Dec '11 1:54:26 PM by Slouch

Inn

"Oh, hey Slouch! How's it going?"

Chord: *Shivers slightly for some reason.* <...Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

Darn it, Chord! Now she probably thinks you're a jerk, and not the good kind of jerk that you were before.> *Shakes his head.* <If I don't do something about this soon, she'll probably hate me or something.>

???: <Er...>

-The Ariados turns around to find Guardé there again, looking awkward.-

Guardé: <...I was wondering...maybe you could tell me what happened while I was gone?>

-Chord considers telling the Gallade to get lost...then realizes that it would be too nasty, even for him.-

Chord: <...Fine.>

Guardé: <...> *Blinks.* <...You mean it?>

Chord: <Well, what else does fine mean?> *Rolls his eyes.* <But whatever. We went off to the desert to look for Dintel...>

Uhh... Well enough, I guess.
I just have a few questions...

Number one: Where were you guys for the past couple of weeks?

AU!Spirit World, a short time later

-The forms of the M.A.F.I.A.A. mons and Dintel can be seen coming into the Spirit World-

<Rotom: "... Wow, so how did you all die anyways? Landslide get you and your trainer?">

Inn

"Well...."

-explains the events of the past few weeks to Slouch-

"So we're at an inn in Fallarbor now."

...Oh, Arceus...

-Pales slightly-

I'm so sorry I wasn't there to help with anything.
It kind of feels like I'm not even a part of the team anymore... I mean, I'm hardly ever with you guys, and when I am, I do next to nothing anyway.

Moving away from that... Question two:
Where are you?!

Inn

"Relax Slouch, everything's fine now. We're in Fallarbor, in an inn near the Pokemon Center."

AU!Spirit World (some undetermined time ago)

Scraggy: <Die? I wish...>

After leering to her subordinate, the Swampert talks to Rotom.

Swampert♀: <Actually, we're not dead. We're not alive either but- er... not the subject. This is the subject.> — holds Dintel up.

Dintel: <Oh hai! \\o o o/>

Swampert: <The thing is, we killed him a nonstandard way because he was being annoying and dangerous, and apparently that's getting back to bite us. He's being very annoying to us as well...>

Scraggy: <We were thinking if you could help us torture him? Or at least scare him straight...>

Dintel meanwhile extends his paws and offers the Rotom his berry.

Dintel: <We can [share] it!>

Swampert -almost crying: <SEEE???> — sighs, puts Dintel down — <And he doesn't stop!>

Inn, Present

After having managed to release Harriet, Copahue and she hug each other very effusively... then they remember that Pankaja is around and this is more or less a T-rated RP so they fall back to G-Rated hugging, nuzzling and preening.

Copahue: <I missed you a lot. The desert is arid and lonely... and we didn't find Dintel...>

Harriet: <I missed you more...! I was enclosed in that suitcase for what felt like two days...>

Copahue: <And I almost died...>

Harriet: <And I almost died...>

The two birds stare at each other nervously.

...

Pankaja -hops: <Ahem!>

Harriet blushes and picks up Pankaja, sitting him on her back.

Harriet: <Well, this little Wooper here helped me...>

Alright, thanks.
It's good to hear you're alright now, at least... We were getting really worried.

The last question... Err...

The last question is what are your interests, and what would you like for a present?
Of course I got your presents already, this is just... A test. You know, beause... You could be an alien spy!
I'm... Making sure you're the real Every.

edited 25th Dec '11 2:27:41 PM by Slouch

Awww, cute... thanks, you guys.

-cuts a slice of the cake for herself-

-Is looking around for someone to give their present to-

Inn

"Oookay...um...dunno really. Books maybe?"

Some time ago, AU!Spirit World

<Rotom: "Yeesh... Well, we have ways of making mons like you...">

-Assumes a menacing appearance-

<Rotom: "Disappear!">

-To the M.A.F.I.A.A. mons-

<Rotom: "Don't worry, we'll take care of him...">

Ok, thanks a lot.
See you in... However long it takes for me to get over there.

-Hangs up-

Nick: <I HATE TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO", BUT...>
<...I DON'T!>
<IIII! TOOOLD! YOOOUUU! SOOOOOOOOOOOO!>

<...SO, WHAT'S NEW?>

Well... He mentioned a lot of unfamiliar names...
"I didn't know you existed" is a good reason for not giving someone a present, right?

Nick: <OF COURSE NOT! DON'T BE STUPID!>

There are also some birthdays that I didn't know about...

Nick: <DON'T WORRY, I'LL BAIL YOU OUT!>
-Tosses dozens of Mystery Giftboxes at Slouch-

Ack!
-Is buried-

edited 24th Nov '12 4:23:28 AM by Slouch

Inn

-after Slouch hangs up-

That was odd.

edited 25th Dec '11 2:25:23 PM by memyselfandI2

- Wonders if I should go find the others -

Meanwhile, somewhere else...

Veronica's Haunter: (appears out of no where)

Octavia: <Oh, there you are. Did you go to protest against the Spirit Games again?>

Veronica's Haunter: <What? No, not at this time of year.> (gestures towards Veronica's Musharna) <I was trying to find a present for her.>

Octavia: (tilts head) <Oh?>

Veronica's Haunter: <Yeah... She gave me this really nice item from the Dream World, saying that since I apparently seem to be in a bad mood almost all the time, she was hoping it could cheer me up a little. So... I thought, you know... That I should get something for her too.>

Octavia: <Oh, I see.>

- Veronica's Haunter floats over to the Musharna to give her the present -

Octavia: (aside, to Thunderbolt) <Hey, you think those two...?>

Thunderbolt: (smirks) <We'll just have to wait and see...>

AU!Spirit World

Scraggy: <THANKS!!! MANY THANKS!!!>

The Scraggy "shakes hands" with the Rotom and then, before Swampert can say anything, turns tails and runs away.

Swampert: <...> — hisses. Turns to Rotom. — <Fine then. I want to see this~>

Swampert picks Dintel up again and follows Rotom into the Spirit World.

-After a considerable amount of yelling, panicking and confused bumbling about, arrives outside the Fallarbor Inn-

-Enters the inn and walks up to Reception-

Hi.
Do you have a room full of awesomely weird people?

edited 25th Dec '11 2:39:37 PM by Slouch

Inn Lobby

Receptionist: Right that way. -points-

Inn Hallway

-Cirrus has draped himself around Every's shoulders, and Every is now talking with the Golbat-

Thanks.

-Walks down the hall and knocks on the door-

Inn

Rex: *has decided to accept Meddler's present, though he is considering buying her something in return; follows Tagg and Meddler to DS' room, knocking on the door*

-Has made my way to DS's room-