ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Ichtacya goes to cuddle Aqua and lick her after she grabs the leaves.

Maekrite — <Oh, you've been a great opponent too. Both times you've forced me to play my best tricks...>

Maekrite grabs the berry and examines it for a moment, not knowing exactly what to say.

To Forte:

"Well, I don't know if I have good TMs for Eevee, but I do have some old ones and some reusable ones that you might want to check... just lemme go get the list up..."

Ichtacya — <...Why do I feel like I would feel very happy if someone with more Eeveelutions appeared?>

Silent turns to Lian.

"You can be proud, Maekrite has like the best preparation an unevolved Nidoran can have, so sure you can do fine against other Nidorino around, even trained ones." pets Maekrite's head. "Kit here even has military training but don't tell that to anymon, please... it might be a sensitive matter..."

Maekrite sets the berry aside, by his other gifts, and bows back to Lian.

Maekrite -flicks ears — <Well, thanks for the battle, it has been a very fun one, oh and thanks for the gift as well. And don't worry I'll let you try again someday~>.

-is very, very bored-

Lian: *tilts her head at Silent* <Military? I don't know that word...it sounds strong, though.> *turns back to Maekrite* <Hehe, you won't get me with poison next time; I'm going to train to become immune to it! In fact, I'll start right now.> *before Maekrite can protest, she pokes one of his points, poisoning herself via Poison Point* <Whoa, head rush...> *wobbles* <Now where is Algira? I never got to say hi~> *wanders off to look for her*

-Is also very, very bored, decides to use the library computers to look at webcomics-

Maekrite -is poked — <Whoa! O_o> — turns to Silent — <You better warn her Trainer... it took you over five years to build up Poison immunity and that was with all of us cuddling you for breakfast...>

"I will warn Rex, Maekrite... as soon as I get to give Lian an antidote..."

Silent deposits the TM case on the ground.

"Well, Forte, Rex, these are some of the contents I have for trade..."

Starts enumerating the contents of the box, which will take up to next post...

Rex: *looks at the contents curiously*

Lian: *looking around the picnic site* <Algiraaaa~> *wobble*

Aqua: <Algernon? Oh!> *paws Ichtacya* <Where is Minty? She didn't eat him, did she?>

Forte: -looks at the case- Hmm...

After beating the gym trainers off-screen Megatron and Parisse were ready to face Brawly. Megatron looked tougher and monsterous then normal, spikes, teeth and claws jutting out viscously. "Surfer boy! We're here to battle!"

Someone play Brawly please

Silent's TM Case

Rock Slide TM — <Hey! Guys! We are being set up for trade!>

Swagger TM — <Oh that'd be good, I mean with the pathetic conversation you guys provide...>

Natural Gift TM — <Well, any of you better than that disc on the corner...>

Curse TM — <   You shall repent for this! Once I get taught to so-   >

Detect TM — <Hey guys! They're talking about Protect? Don't you feel good?>

Protect TM — <Of course I feel good. I mean, I'm so useful for everymon contrasted to the other ones...>

Torment TM — <Oh please... you are but poor mon's Safeguard...>

Protect TM — <:(>

Water Gun TM — <Hey, we don't have to take this from you!>

Fury Cutter TM — <Yeah!>

Will-o-Wisp TM — <If we wanted some annoyance we'd keep hearing Flash's complains!>

Fury Cutter TM — <Yeah!>

Flash HM TM — <I resent that!>

Torment TM — <Well that's the truth! Most of you are simply one-use, pathetic second rate techniques. Whatcha you do about that, eh? Spin on the ground?>

Dragon Claw TM — <Oh just lemme two seconds with a random Dragon and then we'll teach you.>

Fury Cutter TM — <Yeah!>

Whirlwind TM — <Well to be honest, we don't see much use. I mean some of us really have no place in this team, like Rock Polish...>

Rock Polish TM — <But I did not choose to be here... I only need some love...>

Bide TM — <Awww, don't worry. We'll see use soon! You guys just need to resist the adversity!>

Rest TM — <Yeah, I don't see the issue...>

Fury Cutter TM — <YEAH!!!>

Splash TM — <Hello? Somemon love me?>

Bulk Up TM — <I don't think so... you are an aberration...>

Splash TM — <...>

Strength HM — <GUYS CAN YOU LET DOWN? I CAN'T HEAR FROM HERE!!!>

All the abovementioned TMs as well as some others such as Mega Drain, Head Smash and Whirlwind fall silent and return to listen orderly.

edited 22nd Nov '11 9:06:49 PM by SilentReverence

-Is now walking through Petalburg Woods, again-

Darn it, it's been so boring since we got here. I need excitement. It helps keep the memories away...

-Suddenly the sound of protesting fills the air again-

Steel: -Shivers- <W-What's going on up ahead?>

Gaia: <It's just those Aqua freaks again.>

-Screams start erupting from the area-

Come on guys, let's get over there!

-Runs right into the clearing-

Okay, what's going on here?

PEFE HQ, several hours ago

Unfezant: -Is now wearing a saddle and a weird looking vest to go with it- <How you manage to rope me into these things I'll never know.>

Crochet: -Points ahead- <Quiet, Doc's over there.>

-And lo and behold the Audino in question is busy eating a Chople Berry, too busy to notice the Unfezant and Leavanny coming over-

Doc: <So spicy...>

Crochet: -Has Unfezant land right behind Doc- <Hi Doc.>

Doc: <Crochet?>

Crochet: <I'd like you to practice on.>

Doc: <Er, practice what?>

Crochet: -Sweetly- <Oh you'll see.>

Doc: -Has a moment of realization- <Oh no not ag->

-Gets cut off by the sound of silk and the swish of Leavanny arm blades-

Slayride was out collecting berries in Petalburg woods with Parisse's mom's Spinda. <"A scream.. Let's go."> He headed in it's direction with the Spinda in tow.

Forte: Hmm. I don't see anything that would be good for Eeveelutions. Do you have Shadow Ball, perhaps?

Silent starts searching his TM Case.

"Shadow Ball, Shadow Ball..."

Produces a disc. Used.

"Oh... this one I taught to my old Houndoom♀, too long ago... but if you go to Goldenrod you can pass it down at the TM store there and you get another one, since it has my ID... if you still want the disc..."

Keeps rummaging through the box.

"For Eeveelutions... hm, I have a Giga Drain, although I wanted to save it for Algira. Aaaaand, lemme see, a Skill Swap TM... that I don't remember how I got..."

edited 22nd Nov '11 9:29:35 PM by SilentReverence

Chattr Timeline

Petalburg Woods, Minutes In The Past- But Not Many

-a chunk of forest has been knocked down by heavy machinery, its progress now halted for the moment by a line of humans and their Pokémon-

Bug Catcher James: They're trashing the forest! You can't just make us go!

Officer Jenny: I'm really sorry, James... I know this is hard for you... but this part of the forest was bought by Aqua, and so you are trespassing now.

Aqua Foreman: We've let you kids sit here long enough! Those Magma types are a bad influence... outta be a law...

Bug Catcher James: We don't want a fight or anything, here! We just want the forest and lake to live in peace like they always have... that's all any of us want, right?

Random Magma Grunt: *throws a handful of mud into the lake* DIE, WATER!

???: Oh, you have really let this drag on too long. The bosses aren't happy.

Aqua Foreman: Ryklys!

Ryklys: That's Administrator Ryklys to you.

-turns to the assembly-

Teach! Edward!

-she releases two Blastoise, then addresses the crowd-

Now, you all have to the count of 144 to vacate the woods.

1... 2... 3...

Bug Catcher James: Wait, 144?

"Numel56": Typical stupidity from the sharks.

Officer Jenny: Don't press them, please leave...

Ryklys: 5... 8... 13...

Bug Catcher James: She's skipping numbers!

"Numel56": *blocks James's path* Don't be like that, show them what you're made of!

Ryklys: 21... 34... 55... 89...

144. Teach, Hydro Pump. Edward, Flash Cannon.

-the Blastoise open fire on the crowd-

PEFE HQ

Tangent: *working on a visual filter for the scanbot's footage*

Ugh, already found hundreds of potentially-Murkrow nests... assuming the culprits aren't a false negative...

Basket: <Maybe we should just ask Sonny?>

Tangent: ...

*facepalms*

edited 22nd Nov '11 9:36:51 PM by Tangent128

-Sees the Blastoise being set on the crowd-

That's it.

-Has Xatu teleport us in front of the crowd while my mons deflect the moves fired by the Blastoise harmlessly to the side-

I should've known you'd eventually try some BS like this.

Tropius: <If you want a fight...>

Sirius: -Growling- <Try us instead.>

Forte: Giga Drain? Uh, sounds okay, but Leaflet is really more of a physical attacker. Oh, do you have Iron Tail?

"Hmmm... Iron Tail, Iron Tail..."

Produces an Iron Tail disc.

"Curious. I was to teach this one to Ichtacya, but she had learnt it herself from somewhere else. What kind of stuff do you have to trade for?"

Petalburg Woods

Aqua Foreman: You again... *nervously steps to the side*

Ryklys: coward

-smirks-

Ah, Mr. Tagg. Victor of many a League and the Gold Conference, prolific researcher for the PEFE. Why you would stoop to meddle in the legal affairs of Hoenn?

-Teach punctuates her words with a Rain Dance, and Edward lets out an intimidating Roar-

For once it appears that my reputation proceeds me. Darn it, I've been getting sloppy at keeping a low profile.

-My mons put up Protect walls to defend against the Roar-

That's not going to work on us. As for why I'd meddle, you were about to set your Pokemon on these people.

-Eyes narrow-

That officially makes it my problem.

Ryklys: When people refuse to listen to a reasonable request, I take decisive command of the situation. And we have enough anarchy here now.

And so I issue one reasonable request to you: leave us to our work, and take this rabble with you.

Officer Jenny: Screw policies, I need a drink after this.

How about you abandon this and I forget this ever happened, or    I make you and dismantle this whole thing machine by machine.   

Forte: How about a spare Sandstorm TM? Or Rain Dance?

-Forte shuffles through his (very disorganized) bag, looking for more TMs-

Forte: I've got Return too. Wanted to teach it to Shadow after he evolved, but then I found out that Espeon aren't all that good with physical attacks.

edited 22nd Nov '11 10:28:52 PM by Mezzopiano

Ryklys: *unnerved for a split-second, then narrows her eyes*

I didn't rise to this position by being easily intimidated! Oh, but something is off about you though... A reading, Bartholomew?

-releases a Slowking-

Bartholomew: The man? I could swear that's an Aura coming off him... *puts up a Light Screen*

Ryklys: You are even more interesting in person than I read... Tagg. But final time. Leave now...

-releases a Cloyster-

...or I will make you leave.

-her four active Pokémon grin devilishly at Tagg's side-

-My mons form a ring around me-

I hope you have far more than just these guys. I'm afraid you'll have to make me.

-An invisible Victini takes this moment to smash the Light Screen with a Brick Break and sets up Grass Knots on everyone as Forecaster drops a Thunder in tandem with a Surf from Nudi on the two Blastoise, Tropius and Gaia unleash Energy Ball and Seed Bomb on all targets, Sirius uses Thunder Fang on the Cloyster, Limna using Shadow Claw on Bartholemew along with a Bug Buzz from Helios, and Steel an Earthquake-

edited 22nd Nov '11 10:56:37 PM by rmctagg09

Suddenly from behind a horde of raging Slaking rushed at the bulldozers, behind them was a grinning Spinda and a heap of random Traunt Pokemon. At the head was Slayride. <"BREAK EM BOYS!">