ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Sneasel: <...so yes, that's the state of things in Unova.>

Scyther: <What?! Umm... hey, Sir? Are you thinking maybe we should send a few troops to Unova to help them keep things under control?>

Lelouch: <... no.>

Scyther: <But why?!>

Lelouch: <It is our duty to fulfill the orders we have been given. We should have faith in command; they probably have a reason for all this we simply do not yet realize.>

Scyther: <I... I guess. They aren't the rulers of Unova for nothing, after all...>

Lelouch: <That's the spirit!>

I can't believe this! They're setting up their own empire's downfall! With luck, I may well be the official ruler of Hoenn soon... don't worry, bug and cat. You may fall, but I shall fondly remember it on my throne.

PEFE HQ

Okay... Barley? Ship's ready, yes?

Barley: <Well, you've pretty much packed it 'much as it will hold there... the new Portal guns, bunch o' turret boxes, filled e'ery nook 'n' cranny with Pokéballs...>

Basket: <And painted the outside with Conversion Gel, just in case there's resistance.>

Okay, then! I couldn't find a glass bottle, so this'll have to do...

-tosses a bottle of Soda Pop at the ship-

Cast off!

PEFE HQ, elsewhere

Mint: <Hey, Extremespeed's no fair!>

Dratini Refugee: <Haha! Don't think I didn't hear you flying! Tag is tag!>

Boldo: <Yep! She got you!>

Mint: <Hmph. How about another game?>

Boldo: <Oooh, I know! Tower attack! She can be the princess, I'll be the Grass Witch and the big bad Salamence, and you can be the valiant knight rescuing her!>

Dratini Refugee: <Actually, I am a princess already!>

Mint: <Whoa, what?!>

Boldo: <Really?!>

Dratini Refugee: -grins- <Yep! Was kinda a small clan before... that bad otter...>

-shudders, then perks up again- <But I had a royal name and everything!>

Boldo: <Oooh! What was it?>

Dratini Refugee: <Nunnally vi Britannia.>

edited 22nd Aug '11 12:21:36 PM by Tangent128

- In Relic Castle -

HotStuff: <So, if anyone remembers the phone numbers to any of those trainers, then let us contact them right away and get them to assist us with taking down Cyrus!>

Velvet: <Uh... HotStuff? I suspect they may be a little busy, you know, taking down the minions of Scolipede, and the Liepard I assume is really Artemis.>

HotStuff: <Oh, please! If we just take down Cyrus and get everything back to the way it were, the trainers won't even need to fight them! Cyrus is the real enemy here, after all.>

Wings: (hanging upside down from the ceiling) <Actually, I think we should let them fight those forces first. That way, they won't get in our way when we do confront Cyrus.>

HotStuff: <...>

Wings: <It will be a tough battle, and distractions are the last thing we need.>

HotStuff: <Huh... I guess you're right, Wings.>

Wings: <I know I am.> (flies down to HotStuff) <We will take care of Cyrus soon enough, I promise.>

HotStuff: (smiles and nods)

Vulpes: -Gets the message from the Chatot- <What? It's far too wet to attempt a razing. We'll have to wait until tomorrow.>

-To a Heatmor-

<Ready the troops for it though.>

Lanius!Heatmor: <Yes sir, tomorrow this profligate city shall burn to the ground.>

Lake: <So, my Heart of Gold is like Ho-oh's, then.>

Raikou: <Nya~, yep. That's why you've been in so much pain recently.>

Suicune: <I'll know it must be painful Lake. As well as rather unnecessary. You could emphasize with any one.>

Entei: <WE WOULD LOVE TO MAKE THE PAIN STOP...BUT WE CAN'T.>

Raikou: <There's only one way we can do that, Nya~.>

Suicune: <And that's by stopping the killing. Which means...>

Stopping those generals.

Raikou: <Nya~! That's right!>

Entei: <SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR THEN? LET'S GO KICK SOME BUTT!>

-Forecaster, Aliroz, Eelektross, and Luxray are walking around under an illusion-

Aliroz: -Wearing a tarp and using his binocular vision- <I can spot a supply depot not too far from here.>

Eelektross: <Let's destroy it.>

-All of them drop Thunders at the depot in the distance, reducing it to a flaming pile of scrap-

Luxray: -Is using his X-Ray vision to search for any hidden Lanius troops- <Let's keep moving.>

-The mons disappear as quickly as they came-

So Rim what are we going to do? I am starting to get bored and I am not doing doing anything to help.

Rim: <We could practice. we might have to deal with a bad pokemon alone like the other times.>

I guess your right. And maybe I should practice too?

Rim: <Yeah. Maybe I should help you with self defense.>

I guess so.

-On an infamous imageboard-

[No. 44354897: "You're not going to believe this, but some of the vindictive [REDACTED] out there with empaths have been spying on the rat and his worthless little [REDACTED]. Apparently they're going to try and burn Saffron."]

[No. 44354903: "In THIS weather? Good [REDACTED] luck."]

[No. 44354910: "We can't count on it raining FOREVER. And when it dries out enough, we're [REDACTED] if those [REDACTED] can move around easily."]

[No. 44354915: "Anyone out there who's in Saffron who can move around without getting utterly slaughtered. Get word of this out. It's about TIME we showed this [REDACTED] Rattata just who he's dealing with here!"]

[No. 44354922: "Yeah. 50,000 kills isn't so impressive when there's 10 [REDACTED] MILLION trainers in that town."]

[No. 44354930: "And just HOW do we do this again?"]

[No. 44354935: "We outnumber those [REDACTED] in this town by at least 100 to 1. [REDACTED], even if we just all chucked Pokeballs at those [REDACTED], they'd be [REDACTED] finished."]

[No. 44354942: "And just how the [REDACTED] do we get organized?"]

[No. 44354955: "Some crazy [REDACTED] set up a network of trippy tunnels. We've been smuggling [REDACTED] into the city for the last two days."]

[No. 44354964: "Like what?"]

[No. 44354955: "Pokeballs, meds, gun turrets, [REDACTED] aggro juice. Anything and everything that you can think of to make these [REDACTED] [REDACTED] themselves if they go on the streets."]

[No. 44354971: "Fish out any Pokeballs and Repels that you've got and get onto those roofs. These [REDACTED] may have the streets, but we've got everywhere else!"]

-With a link attached-

[No. 44354982: "For all you [REDACTED] with Rain Dance, Thunder, or water TMs in Saffron, your city needs you. Read carefully and don't [REDACTED] this up."]

[No. 44354994: "Thank [REDACTED] Arceus for pirates."]

[No. 44355003: "Yeah, it's time to go and drive these [REDACTED] back into their holes to die!"]

edited 22nd Aug '11 1:59:45 PM by TracerBullet

Somewhere near Azalea Town

-Three blurs, one Red, one Blue and one Yellow race towards Azalea town, as a huge White Dragon and several flying Pokémon follow overhead.-

Wulfric: -Riding on Reshiram- <Are you guys SURE we can take these guys by ourselves? There were so many of them last time!>

Unite: -Carrying Woolly.- <Yeah? Well last time we didn't have FOUR Gods with us! And since Reshiram was enough to scare them off...Well, let's just say I like our chances.>

Treeo: -Riding on Reshiram.- <I just hope they surrender without a fight. Otherwise...Well, it could be messy.>

Lake: -Riding Suicune.- <Yeah, and I'm sure none of us want that.>

Alright guys, we're nearly there.

Raikou: <Nya~, how about we let them know that we're coming!>

Entei: <LETS!>

Suicune: <Reshiram?>

Reshiram: -Smirks.- We may as well give them a fair warning...

-The beasts and Reshiram cry loudly.-

-In Johto-

-An Alakazam abruptly teleports before Luke and company to the north of Azalea-

-Sees Reshiram and the Oblivia beasts-

<Alakazam: "(*gulp*) Oh dear Arceus... Th-The G-General w-wished to h-have an audience w-with the g-gator and h-his fr-friends...">

-Everyone screeches to a halt as they see the Alakazam appear in front of them.-

Lake: <He wants to talk to us?>

Flare: <...I don't like this.>

Treeo: <Hang on, now. We said we wanted to end this without any fighting. If he wants to talk, I say we talk to him.>

Stratus: <I agree with Treeo on this one.>

Wulfric: <Same here. Sorry Flare.>

Woolly: <Me too.>

Okay, take us too him, then.

-To the group-

-Pointing at the Oblivia Beasts and Reshiram-

<Alakazam: "L-Leave th-them behind...">

-The Beasts and Reshiram give each other weary looks.-

...Fine.

-I climb off Raikou, as Reshiram lands and lets the others off.-

Raikou: <Nya~, but if you hurt any one of these lot, we're all coming for you.>

Entei: <YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET ENTEI ANGRY. YOU WILL NOT LIKE ENTEI WHEN HE'S ANGRY.>

Suicune: <Take it from me: It would wise not to anger Gods like us.>

-Shivers at the beasts' threat-

<Alakazam: "(*gulp*) Oh Arceus, please know what you're doing, General...">

-Teleports all of Luke's party members off to somewhere in Azalea, in front of a Serperior, a Blastoise, a Hydreigon, a Eelektross, and a Salamence-

<Serperior: "Thank you for your assistance, you are dismissed.">

<Alakazam: "Y-Yes, General.">

-Teleports away-

<Serperior: "So we meet again... If not in the way that I had envisioned...">

-Notices Unite-

<Serperior: "Mmph. Should have told him to leave you out there to- Wait a minute... I know why you seemed familiar. You were one of those commanders in the Unovan Resistance! What on earth are you doing here?!">

Unite: <It's because...My trainer named me Unite because I was his first catch in the Unova Region. And in that way, I had united his Johto Pokémon with his Unova ones. So in a way...I'm just as much a Johto Pokemon as a Unova one.>

Well put, Unite.

Lake: <So...You wanted to talk to us, then?>

-Mumbles and rolls off of my bunk, hitting the floor facefirst-

Owww....

-Hearing Unite-

<Eelektross: "... What.">

<Blastoise: "That still doesn't answer how you got here!">

<Serperior: "Yes. As you may probably know, my army is in a bit of a corner. We have been tasked to fight a campaign that I just learned last night would be entirely unsupported from our lords, which would have made holding this region an impossibility even if we were to successfully capture its settlements.">

<Magmortar: "What he's trying to say is-">

<Serperior: "QUIET! As we all know, that last proposition is a bit of an impossibility at the moment... I still am baffled as to how you managed to summon Reshiram here, let alone awaken her... I have called you all here so that you may help me in deciding the ultimate fate of this theater.">

edited 22nd Aug '11 2:34:47 PM by TracerBullet

Unite: <Oh, that wasn't what you wanted to know? Sorry.>

Flare: <Whoa. They want to negotiate with us?>

Wulfric: <I didn't see this coming.>

Harriet: <Well, I'm not complaining. If it means getting rid of these guys, I'm all for it!>

Woolly: <Wow. We really did scare him...>

Lake: <Oh...You mean Napoleon, don't you?>

I could see why you wouldn't be happy about that.

Lake: <Anyway...Preferably, we would like it if you just left us alone without any more trouble.>

But...You probably don't want to do that, don't you?

HotStuff: <... Hey, Wings? Did we make a bad choice by choosing to stay out of the battles? To remain neutral?>

Wings: <Not at all. While we could've helped, it might've potentially distracted us from the mission DS assigned us.>

HotStuff: <... You really are smart, Wings.>

Wings: (smirks) <Well, yes. I did win the Master Rank Super Contest in smartness back in our own time, you know!>

Briar Rose: (giggles) <You know, you're a lot more fun to be with when you drop your indifferent act!>

Wings: <Hehe... Yeah, I guess.>

-To Luke and company-

<Serperior: "Now what sort of warrior would I be if I just surrendered without a fight? I have called you here because I wish to choose between two options of ending this theater. The former is to defy my lords' orders of holding to the last of us, and to return to Unova along with my troops to attempt to put down the insurrection in the land... It wouldn't be the first time that I have defied an order from my lords, but certainly the first time that I've defied them in a defeat. The latter would be to surrender my forces here in Johto, and to let my forces decide for themselves as to whether or not they wish to return to my lords' domains...">

At the Nidoran Colony

-Messengers come from all directions, with Taisho and Mayonaka receiving them-

Teddiursa Messenger — <You are the ones holding this territory, right? The human you sent and the seer there, they awakened the Legendary Gerbils Beasts not long ago!>

Arbok Messenger — <And I hearzzzz that there wazzzz a ffffraffffy wolf thinzzzzz holding up the Zzzzzerperior'zzz army!>

Hoothoot Messenger — <The patrols from the west have confirmed that the evacuation of the Rt.34 population is almost complete!>

Taisho — <Hold on! Hold on! I'm still trying to understand the first part of it...> — to the Arbok Messenger — <What fluffy wolf thing?>

Nidorina in the Group — <One of Frithvaorah's friends got a visit from it earlier, but we don't know who it is.>

-Mayonaka and Taisho start deliberating-

At Inka's Place

-Rodríguez has come and he has shown quite some surprise at the armored Nidorino and Nidorina, as well as the fact that I'm apparently living with Inka and her husband-

Rodríguez — Er... and this... uh, sorry — lifts Pokéteco off some equipment — ...should give us some connection to PEFE to access the sattellite data live...

— Excellent... I want everything ready to run point from here...

-Rodríguez points a camera to some of the armored Nidorina, and quizically looks around-

Rodríguez — Uh, Silent? Where did... all... this, came from?

— ...It's kinda complicated to explain. Can you please upload the rest of the material and download the virtual filters?

Rodríguez — Ah, yes... but it will take a while... — starts uploading some video material — I couldn't believe it when Drifloon catched images of some Nidorino battling in full armor... let alone when Reshiram went flying around... Uh, do you mind if I try to call Orenda and Timbú again?

— No problem... — to a Nidorina — Hey, can you guide this human to the burrows near the Magnet Train? There should be a connection to the house there...

-The Nidorina nods and calls for Rodríguez to follow her; he just stares at me-

— Come on! Just go where she goes!

Rodríguez — Uh, right... — sighs — I picked the wrong year to stop drinking...

(next post in in-universe chronological order)
(; due to plot rushing my plot from here is not concurrent with the order of posts, so the rest are linked for easier reading)

edited 24th Aug '11 6:09:54 PM by SilentReverence

Flare: <Um...In English please?>

-I roll my eyes.-

Basically, Flare, he's either going to surrender then go back to Unova, or surrender here.

Flare: <Oh...Now why couldn't you have just said->

Treeo: <Don't be rude! This is a General we're talking to, here!>

Flare: <...Hmph.>

Lake: <How are you going to decide what to do, then?>

-To Lake-

<Serperior: "As I said earlier... I have no intention of surrendering without a fight...">

-To the group-

<Serperior: "I will be challenging you and your companions to a battle. If you can defeat me under your own power, I shall surrender my forces here. If not, I will give the order to sail back to Unova. If for some reason I am unable to fulfill that order, I shall leave it to one of my colonels to execute, who will sit this battle out.">

<Hydreigon: "Wait, General. Are you sure this is a goo-">

<Serperior: "It is the valorous route, I'm more than ready to pursue it...">

-Assumes a battle stance-

<Serperior: "So... Will you aid me?">

Rim: <Okay Daisy I want you to try to block my attacks okay?>

Okay Rim. Ready!

-rim charges at me then punches me in the leg while failing to even give me a bruise-

-All of us exchange glances...

...Then nod, before assuming a fighting stances.-

Let's go.

-Woolly quickly erects a Light Screen as Lake uses Swords Dance, Unite Hones his Claws, Flare Bulks up and Wulfric plots Nastily.-

-rim is still punching me failing to cause me harm-

Rim: <Okay I see some skin changing color. Its starting to bruise.>

-kicks Rim and he falls down-

Rim: <OW OW OW!>