ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Goes on the Computer and looks up fan fic-

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...What the Heck is this?

What is it?

-Walks over and takes a seat next to Star-

-Goes over and nudges Tagg-

Are you okay..?

-G&W is thrown off the stage as the match times out-

Breeze: <Awww....>

"Salamence": <N Oooooooo....>

T: <Oh well.>

-meanwhile, walks over to the computer- A fanfic?

Sunny: -hops over to the computer and reads- <Oh dear Arceus. We have to read the rest of this.>

-Turns the Wii off and turns around to read the thingy-

-opens link-

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Chapter 1: Gamer relished his armsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He turned to Jane, thrusting his bloody, retina-covered appendage into another astronaut with Stuish fervour. "How does Luke taste, master?" Jane spat out an eyeball. "Like some Trainer with eyes." Gamer ducked an astronaut's poison barbed fist, digging his armsaw into the beast's chest and letting the spray of viscera wash over his Stuish space armour.

-Sunny falls over laughing-

...What did I just hear?

........What.

Oookay...so Gamer is apparently a murderer, Jane is a cannibal, and Luke is dead? And Gamer and Jane are fighting astronauts? With poison fists?

edited 29th Jul '11 8:35:44 PM by memyselfandI2

-Jaw drops-
I've read some wacky fanfiction, sure, but... This is beyond that.
This is a new level of wacky. This is nuts. This is insane. This is madness!

edited 29th Jul '11 8:40:18 PM by Slouch

...Yes.

And what's with the Title? JJJJJJJJJJJJJ? How are you supposed to read that?

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The skulls' eye sockets on his shoulders grew brilliant with an infernal cast and vomited a bolt of light through an astronaut; he was thrown back against the deathwall, his flesh boiling in another dimension. Jane slapped Gamer, who giggled. Jane reminded herself to kill herself later. "Master, look out!" Gamer's armsaw screamed as it flew off the armour, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind. It flew through three astronauts who dropped their hellspears as the saw cut a hole in the ground beneath them so they fell to hell and the demonic spheres torture them to this day, boys and girls.

edited 29th Jul '11 8:37:17 PM by stargirl93

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Well, the end of the world is coming soon enough, even I can feel it, and I've entered another one of my periodic depressive spells at the same time.

-Angrily-

Of course I'm not okay!

-Looks ashamed-

Sorry.

This is either idiotic or the most awesome thing ever written. Suefisk wrote this?

-Sunny is still ROFLing-

I think my mind just broke.

I think it's both, Every.

-Is scared by Tagg's sudden outburst-

You're... You're scaring me Tagg...

-Looks over-

Hm... 13 letter J's... Didn't Hatbox write a story with 23 J's in the title?

(To Slouch) Agreed. -returns to staring at the fanfic- I cannot believe Suefisk could write something like this. This is actually good.

...No, Hatbox The Pillowlord wrote it.

.....Wait.

I don't know about you, but I'd watch a movie version of this.

I knew it! Suefisk isn't nearly this good a writer.

Hatbox? Is this someone I should know about?

Sunny: -gasps for breath- <Hatbox is such a genius.>

A vision then appeared. It was Arcues, entombed in his cursed mummy armour, calling Jane from his Moonbase which wasn't on a moon. "Jane, you must rock the fuck out." Jane channeled her rage through Fuckslayer. The Dialga blood boiled as she summoned the great Palkia once again, she was now swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings of Unova. Jan leapt onto her, and flew into space. She encased both herself and Palkia in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every head in the galaxy explode, and inside every empty skull, a Swanna sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice. Jane then did fly Palkia through space, punching astral vampires in half with her fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cave-dwelling Frillish on Mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cave-dwelling Frillish on mars. Jane received another vision from Tardeus, who was having tea and chumpits with the president of Pangea. "Care to have tea, Jane?" "You know how I hate chumpits."

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edited 29th Jul '11 8:45:12 PM by stargirl93

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-applauds-