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Channah: -turns her head slowly, unfocused eyes- ...Hm?

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-To Channah-

You were just looking at the grass like you saw an interesting wild mon or something.

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Channah: ...Hm. -blinks a few times and stands up, looking a bit more with it- Were you saying something?

-Ivan laughs a bit. It's clear that he's not intimidating; his 5' 3" frame doesn't carry much fear with it.-

-Which is why he must resort to other means. Including bluffing.-

Ivan: "You two are truly terrifying. I would hate to fight you, I might end up with a concussion."

-Ivan closes his eyes and reaches his hand out towards the bandits. -

Ivan, at a headache-inducing volume, telepathically: ~BUT YOU WILL FIND YOUR OWN BRAINS IN A MUCH WORSE STATE IF YOU DO NOT RUN.~

Edited by redneckphoenix on Jan 26th 2020 at 4:55:09 AM

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-Crossing arms-

You were zoning out and looking at the grass in a fugue state.

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-The twins grab their ears.-

BB: ~Oh Arceus, not another psychic. You sure we should keep on going?~

YB: ~Duh we are. I've been itching for a good battle and I for one can handle this for a bit longer.~

BB: Fine.

You are challenged by villainous twins blue bandit and yellow bandit!

-BB sends out an Alolan Sandsladh and YB sends out a regular Sandslash.-

BB: Woah, that's some telepathy. But how are you with pokemon battling?

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No you—! Wait actually...

-Despite being absolutely frightened just a moment ago, Gale snaps into a calmer face and starts counting out the amount of peoplemons in the area-

Yeah, yaknow I think I might have enough curry to go around. Just give it like a minute and I'll serve up. I uh... I guess you don't have any bowls..?

Evelyn's Camp

Kim: (chuckles) "About that 'ungood' thing... there are no negative words in Newspeak. So 'bad' does not exist— only 'ungood'. And considering that 'bad' is a synonym for 'evil'... 'ungood,' in this case, is the Dark type." ^note  The Dark type is known as the "evil type" in Japanese.

-Ivan flings out two balls, which open to reveal his own set of twins: Apollo and Artemis.-

Apollo: ~A double battle. How quaint. Our cousins from Hoenn loves these.~

Artemis: ~But you have obviously never heard the phrase "pick your battles".~

Apollo: ~Our trainer tries to avoid battles, you see. He likes to heal more than hurt.~

Artemis: ~But to quote a fictional character...~

Ivan: ""Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone." Not the best character, but a good line."

-Ivan nods, and the twins spring into action.-

-Apollo glows bright as the sun, and barrels into the Alolan Sandlash with a (Solar) Flare Blitz. Artemis spins a bit, and after a beat, the ground explodes underneath the Alolan Sandslash, called forth by Earth Power.-

Edited by redneckphoenix on Jan 26th 2020 at 5:36:08 AM

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Channah: ಠ_ಠ ...Could've sworn I wasn't, but alright. -shifty look- You didn't do anything without me, did you?

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Me: That makes sense...

-telepathically to Evelyn- ~Let's only hope that Newspeak doesn't "have chortles"...~

-Evelyn laughs suddenly-

Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Jan 26th 2020 at 6:22:21 AM

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-Shakes head-

No.

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Channah: -blinks- Oh. Well that's good.

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(Sinatra suddenly notices Evelyn laughing, and looks up.)

Sinatra: <...What's so funny?>

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Evelyn: -stops laughing- Huh? Oh... It's just something Ian said... made me laugh.

-Ian nods in affirmation.-

Wedding, Past

Alduin: <He took over the world! and succeeded!>

Alduin-B: <There's a third Alduin who tried to take over the world and failed.>

Tiamat: <Wonder what happened to him?>

Postwick

Storm: It's private then.

Seigbert: -getting off- Where is everyone?

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Woman: <YOU- Wait, really?>

-the Fighting types skid to a halt-

Postwick

"The wedding was a few days ago," Gail confessed. "I was kind of hoping that a J-Teamer would still be around here somewhere," she admitted. "Kinda nervous about asking around."

The Swellow chirped something, to Gail's confusion. He took to the sky once again and squawked loudly.

<ANY J-TEAMERS AROUND HERE?!!?>

"Jamie!" Gail said with a bit of embarrassment.

Valhalla

"Hey, you can name them whatever, as long as we can figure out where to go from where," Colton shrugged. "I mean, we all have our favorite sources of naming things - some more obscure or more brazen than others."

Silas stroked his beard a bit in thought, "Whatever happens. Happens. The Metaverse is kind of already on my shitlist as it is. This is a issue that needs correcting, and if it involves sticking a steel toed boot up the ass of some invader, so be it."

He stopped and looked to Rose and Paula, "I'm with you, and you can count on me to back you two up."

The Wedding

Kaylan: <Ah! Okay, then! My name's Kaylan, by the way. I was named after the lead singer of [The Turtles].>

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Sinatra: <Ooooookay...>

Elton: <Hey, I know! We could make a game out of this!> (then, pointing to the Corphish) <You could give us a sentence or a Pokemon name in Newspeak, and we have to figure out what it is!>

(The other Pokemon look at each other and nod in agreement. Kim, meanwhile, turns to Ian and Evelyn.)

Kim: "Thoughts?"

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Evelyn: Sounds fun.

Me: I'm up for it! Let's do this!

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Elton: (happily) <Alright!>

Corphish: (smiles) <Doubleplusgood, then.> (thinks for a few moments, then, eventually) <Fireturtpoke.>

Kim: (smirks; thinking) This one is too easy, I already know it... but let's see if Ian and Evelyn can get the answer before I do.

Mars Tunnels

Some day I'm gonna get my own ship...

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-Gale smiles and nods-

Yeah I make big batches anyways for leftovers and such so like... Yeah. Calm down and have some dinner.

Evelyn's Camp

Me: Torkoal!

Evelyn: How do you know?

Me: Since he didn't say "bombturtpoke", "boomturtpoke" "mineturtlepoke" or whatever the Newspeak name is, I can tell for a fact that it is not Turtonator.

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All of Kim's Pokemon: <Torkoal!>

Dio: <Too easy!>

Kim: (to the Corphish) "Is it Torkoal?"

(The Corphish claps his claws together in happiness.)

Corphish: <It is! Doubleplusgood, comrades!>

Kim: "As I thought. What would Turtanator be?"

Corphish: <Firedragmineturtpoke.>

Kim: (thinking to herself) Seems like all Pokemon start with the type in Newspeak... "Alright. What's the next Pokemon?"

Corphish: <Firefoxpoke.>

Kim: (thinking to herself) Hm... this is slightly harder... there are five options here, but I feel like I have an answer.

Edited by OPALGARNET16 on Jan 26th 2020 at 8:55:46 AM

Evelyn's Camp

Me: Vulpix?

Evelyn: Ninetales?