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AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#553926: Apr 2nd 2019 at 4:34:22 PM

Sheram University

"He doesn't know your accomplishments, does he." Colton said flatly. "I can forgive that for now, but until he starts actively ignoring evidence or tries to be a burden, then I'll see it," he decided.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#553927: Apr 2nd 2019 at 4:37:29 PM

11:30PM Entralink

The White: However, well let's discuss the costs shall we. If you were to embrace the Red Heart then you would be a happy and confident leader Tibalt, but you'd also slip into knowing villainy and of course you'd be locked to this world. Upside, you'd gain a new family and forget all about your sorrowful time before.

Tibalt: No deal.

The White: Guess you're stuck waiting on a storyteller who much like yourself suddenly vanished one day without a trace.

-It exudes the sense of a smirk before walking around to Daev and his unseen snake companion-

The White: Now then Apopohis-

Daev Jons: Oh great, another deal only given to my bound monster...

The White: Taking the Yellow Diamond would free Apophis of her bond and give her a hoard of treasure to administer... As a weak, mortal human with no impulse more destructive than the surgical obliteration of memory...

Apophis: Your terms are insufficient.

Daev Jons: Besides, Apophis can't make deals without my approval anyway!

The White: She can, but fine if you want to sit in the singular moment before the Icon's treachery is revealed so be it.

-The figure steps across to the Cosmonaut as Daev starts whispering to his Entity-

The White: Humanity, is that what you desire Haliskander? Taking up the Blue Club would give you your humanity, preserve at least some of your strength and bonus a more youthful appearance. But the piper must be paid and the cost is the abandonment of your economics, fortunate that it turned out to be a failed experiment with so many corpses laying desolate from the scars. And of course, it's a purity of a kind because you must also abandon the radiating green glow of your lantern.

Haliskander: I refuse.

The White: Acceptable. Good day sir.

-The white robed crosses the island and does the Don't half of the 'how to talk to short people' meme to get (lack of) eye contact with Ashur-

The White: Little tinker, burdened creature; I only need four words to make you abandon the Green Spade in favor of oblivion: You will forget Mirrodin.

Ashur: That sounds correct, yeah.

The White: Hmph, no takers. Unfortunate. I really did want to save you guys, letting your stories just sit there in an uncertain void frazzles my nerves.

Tibalt: If you're so powerful, why not resume our stories then?

The White: ... I am thankful for how this reality is structured, but where you four came from there is no way for any author but the Lead to know where the world is drifting. Authors die or vanish or simply become overwhelmed and must stop their tales and here I am trying to collect the fragments and give them a place to call home... I can't form your adventures in the worlds you came from, I don't have any of the information to fix any of this...

-The figure in white starts walking away-

The White: You should be thankful of my mercy...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#553928: Apr 2nd 2019 at 4:39:33 PM

The Pendragon residence, Yesterday, 22:00ish

Artoria and Mordred have returned home. The grail, or whatever it was, is sitting on the mantle now. That won't ever come up again, I assure you.

A man walks up to the door. Messy black hair, clean shaven, a black, mid-shin-length overcoat worn over a suit.

He hesitates for a moment, before knocking on the door.

Artoria mumbles something from inside about people coming calling at ten at night.

Artoria opens the door, her initially grumpy expression changing immediately to one of shock.

Artoria: "Wh - wha - what..."

"... Kaze?"

Kaze: "Yeah. Hey, Tori."

Artoria rushes out and hugs him.

The Pendragon residence, this morning

Artoria has just woken up and is going to get herself tea.

Sitting on the couch is an octillery and a honedge.

Honedge: <I miss thumbs already...>

Octillery: <Ahaha! My loyal retainer! Good morning.>

Artoria: "..."

"Why are you two in my house. Again."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#553929: Apr 2nd 2019 at 4:53:31 PM

A Forest, Sergey's Pillow-Bunker

Sergey smiled lightly as Ashur picked up her Pokémon, sitting besides Magnus and helping him up.

Sergey: "Time for what - if you don't mind me asking, Ms.?"

Edited by Sergey_Smirnov on Apr 2nd 2019 at 1:53:42 PM

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#553930: Apr 2nd 2019 at 5:10:29 PM

Shiram University

"He knows that I'm a astronaut, that's the important one since you know, masquerade," Silas responded.

"What about that infamous Grant ability to get into trouble."

"Paul and my dad led very normal lives, it's why I'm pretty well adjusted."

~Despite the monotone and lack of emotion.~

"Shut."

Hacks grinned a bit, Silas sighed, "I got a snarkycario... With his doggone jokes."

~That's ri-~ Hacks blanked and then stared at Silas, who grinned a bit in response.

They followed after Martin and entered the Registrars, Silas paid the thing and Martin grinned, "Well. Who wants some food, I've got enough left to cover a meal."

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#553931: Apr 2nd 2019 at 5:27:36 PM

Shiram University

Colton stared at Silas after his "doggone" joke.

"I'm fine," he decided, reaching into his backpack and grabbing a floating bag of chips.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#553932: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:00:01 PM

Cafe Sonata

Gimbal shocked the mightyena before they could attack Shutter. An Angry Shutter seems eager to toss the two grunts out. Gimbal did hear Silversmith's words and was impressed.

Gimbal: He does better bombastic hero speeches than Arachna-Guy. Woo, I like this kid already. He reminds me a lot of Petersen. A likable goody-two-shoes type.

Edward: <I don't.>

Gimbal: <Meh, whaddya you care you stupid muk.>

Edward: <M'excuse?>

Gimbal: <Get used to it, bucko. I've said worse things to the magnemite.>

Shutter/Edward: Magnemite? That seems like a great idea. Unleash hell.

Shutter reaches for his pockets and releases a magnemite.

Charger: <Okay, this better be good.>

Gimbal: <Dumbass, honey, we've got a situation. Bad guys to electrocute.>

Charger: <Just like the museum. What are your orders, Gavin?>

Edward: <Why does he get to call you Gavin.>

Shutter's mind: <I've known him for longer.>

Shutter/Edward: Charger, thunderbolt these jokers.

Charger: <With pleasure.>

Charger shocks the bad guys, who immediately try to make distance.

Shutter/Edward: Okay kids. Name's Albright. Gavin Albright. Pardon us, we're just here to kick bad guy butt.

Edward: <No regrets.>

Shutter's mind: <You parasite.>

Edward: <I could get used to the superhero business. We're just like Awesomeguy from the comics! And you're my Radonite.>

Edited by MasterJayAM on Apr 2nd 2019 at 9:06:14 PM

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#553933: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:06:40 PM

Shiram University

"If you insist, still I want to get to know your friends better. See what kind of interesting life you all lead," Martin says as he leads everyone out.

"Business as usual for J-Teamers."

"Oh Silas you don't expect me to believe you're in the J-Team."

Silas stared, "Yes... it's kind of obvious since I'm in the bad cartoon."

"Really now? Next you'll tell me you're a superhero."

Silas shrugs, "Yes."

Martin laughed, "Who? Jackal?"

Silas held up his prosthetic hand and pointed at it.

"Oh come on, Jackal's is much cooler!"

Martin shook his head and walked off laughing, Roxy blinked, "That tone... was very condescending."

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#553934: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:16:06 PM

Sheram University

Colton raised a trembling hand before he paused and shook his head. No reason to take such drastic measures.

Rather, with a snap of his fingers, he summoned a picture of the robotic arm when attached to Silas and another picture of the robotic arm when attached to Jackal.

"Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures," he said, handing them to Martin.

"They're the same picture," he subsequently whispered to Silas.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:16:16 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#553935: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:19:33 PM

AFD, Sergey's Bunker

Ashur: Ashur.

-She gestures to the weird metal being on her shoulder-

Ashur: Myr. I... I'm running out of time today and I only have today...

Lycanrow Labs, Past

Alright, let's get some server dumps ready for processing. If there's anything we can salvage in good moral standing then grab it too.

The Prost

-The Cognition Doll goes limp as the strings are finally all cut, but Jerry West still has the ability to fight...-

Shadow Jerry West: You don't understand, it's my legacy!

-As his arm dips down a giant hand appears above the people on the stage-

Shadow Jerry: You're all cold. Cold hearted. You can't understand passion and emotion and sacrifice of the legacy I bear!

-He smashes the hand down...-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#553936: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:32:12 PM

The Prost

Des orders Pale Rider to Shadow Sneak out of the hand's radius, hitching a ride with it.

"You may think you're the hands of fate, but only one fate meets all when the reaper comes knockin'."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#553937: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:33:32 PM

A Forest, Sergey's Pillow-Bunker

Sergey: "I'm Sergey, and that's Magnus, nice to meet you, Ashur. And, is there maybe something we can help you with?"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#553938: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:34:57 PM

Shiram University

"Let's hope the Grant inevitability for trouble is strong enough to break through his thick skulled nature," Silas commented back.

Martin looked between them, "Nah see, Silas's is clearly more made for function, it's a solid base that grips into his body and provides him a working arm again. It's lacking in finer detail. Jackal's is stylized and shines, no doubt meant for powerful punches."

Silas blinked, "Then again Denali apparently makes a mean charm."

Roxy whistled, "So if we told you that Silas is Jackal, went to another universe, has been through countless adventures, turned into a Lucario, and owns a spaceship, you wouldn't believe us."

"Most of that yes, after all the J-Team get into adventures and I figure if he's not working with Asimov for the spaceships why is he even there?"

Silas grunted, "As you can see this will be difficult, ground rules remain."

"I mean there is a easy way to prove all this stuff," Roxy added, "Martin do you have your own dorm?"

"Own apartment, had to pay off this month's rent and add in the late check, tuition issues."

Silas looked to Colton, "Mind coming with to help prove this idea further, I think I have a idea of what Roxy is suggesting."

The Prost

Silas tucked and rolled as best he could out of the way, "Oh boy, accusing us of not understanding."

"What's there to understand. He's a creep and a Jackass."

arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#553939: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:36:09 PM

Café Sonata

Silversmith noticed Gimbal and squinted.

Silversmith: Is that...? Noooo, no way. "Greetings, Mr. Albright! No pardon is necessary! It's a good feeling to meet a fellow man on the side of the angels. Me and my team will gladly be of assistance in any—*notices purple sclerae*... Are you ok, sir? I, uhh, think I have a pecha berry if it would help..."

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#553940: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:40:32 PM

Jubilife Prost

Mercury appeared and tackled Rage and Love out of the way of the massive hand before the two of them recuperated.

"The legacy you bear? What about what you've done to the people under your employ?" He asked.

Sheram University

Colton reached into his jacket and pulled out the Sun Stone, looking at it like it was the key to the universe. "Just had to ask," he said simply.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#553941: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:48:49 PM

Cafe Sonata, outside

Shutter/Edward: Trust me kid, if a pecha berry could help I would've stuffed my face by now. I'll go see an optometrist later. Now let's get you and your friend with the zorua fighting those grunts.

Plasma Grunt A: Hipster's a wannabe hero, eh! Garbodor, belch!

Shutter: Let's dance. Gimbal, thunderbolt!

Edited by MasterJayAM on Apr 2nd 2019 at 9:49:32 PM

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#553942: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:54:20 PM

Vermilion City Gym

Me: This is the Vermilion City Gym, huh?

Piku-chan: <Yep. Specialty: The Electric Type.>

Me: You sure have a lot of knowledge about this place...

Piku-chan: <Yeah. Thanks to you bringing me to Pokémon School as a Pichu.>

Me: I guess you're right about that...

Piku-chan: <But we'd better watch our step here...>

Me: Why?

???: Because ME, kid.

Piku-chan and I: <Eep!

-The Gym Leader steps out of the shadows-

Lt. Surge: Well, kid. Ya made it to my Gym. Th'Name's Surge! But the others in the Unovan Rangers call me "Lieutenant Surge"!

Me: Oh... well...

-I salute Lt. Surge-

...Thank you for your service!

Lt. Surge: WA HA HA! Don't sweat it, kid! Now, in this here Gym, I challenge anyone who wants the Thunder Badge! And I reckon yer here to challenge me fer it, ain'tcha?

Me: Sir yes sir!

Lt. Surge: Enough of the Army stuff, kiddo! I'm a Gym Leader! And I'm here to shock ya!

Me: I'm ready for anything you throw at me, Surge!

Lt. Surge: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SOLDIER! I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON THE BATTLEFIELD! DON'T HOLD ANYTHING BACK!!!

Me: -I take a Poké Ball off my belt- What makes you think I WILL hold anything back?

LIGHTNING AMERICAN: LIEUTENANT SURGE

Lt. Surge: Let's see how well you can keep insulated against my Electric Allied Forces! TEN-HUT!!!

-Lt. Surge throws a Poké Ball into the air-

-The Ball opens and out comes a Manectric-

Me: That's a Manectric!

Piku-chan: <Remember when we had to do Deskman's Challenge?>

Me: Yeah! The Deskman at Ersatz Alliance also had a Manectric!

Piku-chan: <Cool,huh?>

Me: Yeah! Go!

-I throw a Poké Ball into the air-

-The Ball opens and out comes Raru-

Raru: <Alright! Another battle!>

Lt. Surge: So that's the first Pokémon you pick to fight against the big dogs... You got guts, kid! I like that!

Me: Less yammering, more battling, eh, Lieutenant?

Lt. Surge: I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY, SOLDIER!

Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Mar 7th 2021 at 8:38:16 AM

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#553943: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:55:01 PM

Shiram University

Martin gave both of them a look and shrugged.

Martin's apartment - 23 minutes later.

Martin lead everyone in and locked the door, "Okay so. What's the big surprise then?"

Hacks grinned, ~You sure you're ready for this?~

"Trust me Hacks, Silas is a fairly normal guy. Metal arm aside."

Silas shrugged, "Sure, normal human, badass normals represent. But normal otherwise? Normal for the J-Team maybe."

Martin laughed, "Nothing you do could surprise m-"

Silas pulled out his green scarf and put it on, a Lucario with a metal arm was soon standing there.

"-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#553944: Apr 2nd 2019 at 6:56:17 PM

The Prost — Past

-Corrin and Rose stare at the cognitive hand.-

Rose: ...Hey, Corrin, you wouldn't happen to have any memories from Smash, would you?

Corrin: What?

Rose: Nothing. Let's make this hand fold.

Corrin: ...What?

Rose: Oh my god do they not have poker in Nohr

Corrin: What???

Rose: Just ignore me and get out of the way!

-Corrin yelps, and Kanna Kamui brings up a Protect barrier while Rose staggers out of the way of the hand smashing down.-

Rose: Er, Bluetongue, Crunch that thing!

-Bluetongue cackles and creates another Obscuric construct to clamp down on the hand.-

Stormchaser — Today

-Rose snorts.-

Corrin: I told you not to laugh.

Rose: Sorry, sorry. In my defense, it's fucking hilarious.

-Corrin gives Rose a stern look.-

-Rose shrinks back a bit.-

Rose: ...I'm sorry.

Corrin: Hmph.

Rose: ...

-Rose sighs and looks away, visibly deflating.-

Rose: Sorry. I shouldn't have... that was a dick move. Guess I haven't changed that much.

-Corrin blinks, and her brow furrows.-

Corrin: ...Rose, are you referring to this "Paula" person again?

Rose: Yeah. Told you, we used to be the same person, then I lost my memories and she started walking around on her own. I'm pretty fuckin' certain she was my Shadow, so, guess it's just natural I'd still be a dick even if she's not in my head anymore.

Corrin: I don't think you were being... I don't think laughing in poor taste at my, er, embarrassing actions, particularly indicates you're anything like her anymore.

Rose: Oh my god, you can't even say "dick".

Corrin: I don't like using profanity!

Rose: -mutters something along the lines of "Let Corrin Say Fuck"-

Corrin: ...Anyway, I think you've proven well enough that you're not doomed to fall down the same path she did.

Rose: ...I don't even know what path she fell down. I don't know her history.

Corrin: But you know you want to avoid becoming her. You're being conscious of your actions. I think that's a good sign.

Rose: ...

Corrin: ...Rose?

Rose: ...It's way more than "being conscious". I'm so dead-set on not becoming Paula, that I'm just... nothing at all. That's what my new Shadow's all about. I'm not doing anything to help anyone with anything, I'm just, sitting around, taking up space, reminding people of a horrible scumbag just by existing...

Corrin: And you've confronted your Shadow about that, have you not?

-Rose opens her mouth to respond, but no words come out.-

Corrin: ...I think you're doing something. From what I've seen of you on the battlefield, in the Metaverse, you've proven that you want to do what you can. And you've overcome your own limits to do that — the fact that you have a Persona to summon now is proof, isn't it?

Rose: ...

-Rose is quiet for a moment. And then exhales.-

Rose: ...Yeah. I guess it is. It... doesn't feel like it yet, but, I guess so.

-Corrin smiles.-

Corrin: I'm certain it'll click before too long.

Rose: Yeah. It's got to.

-Rose manages her own half-hearted smile.-

Rose: Thanks.


I am thou, thou art I...

...I am thou, thou art I
Thou hast acquired a new vow.
.Thou hast acquired a new vow
It shall become the wings of rebellion
It shall become the wings of rebellion
that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
.that breaketh thy chains of captivity
With the birth of the Fortune Persona,
,With the birth of LE DIABLE Persona
I have obtained the winds of blessing that
I have obtained the winds of blessing that
shall lead to freedom and new power...
...shall lead to freedom and new power


Corrin and Rose attained support level C.

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Apr 2nd 2019 at 10:00:35 AM

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#553945: Apr 2nd 2019 at 7:00:06 PM

Martin's Apartment

Recognizing that Silas stole his thunder of turning into a Pokemon, Colton settled for the next best thing and grabbed a Luxury Ball from his pocket.

Roy subsequently materialized and grabbed the choker Colton handed him. Donning it, the Fire Emblem character made his presence known.

"Dimension-hopping, exhibit A," he started before reaching into his backpack and drawing Murmur, the hand cannon from the Foxverse. "and B."

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#553946: Apr 2nd 2019 at 7:04:10 PM

The Prost

-Aria grits her teeth at the Shadow Jerry's words.-

Aria: "Can't understand the weight of a legacy"? What would you know about that?! MY father choose me to inherit a media empire that has become a pillar of Clavis Inc.! And you expect to me to understand a man who claims blackmailing entertainers is part of some grand legacy!? AA Arrggghh!

-A massive surge of pain in her head brings Aria to her knees as a sultry voice echoes in her head.-

???: Well... Well... Well... I am so glad you finally started to step up to shoulder the responsibility you have been given.

Aria: A-and? I was so happy that when father named me the one to take over!

???: But wanting something and actually doing it are two different things altogether. Yes. You wanted to take over for you father, but you have let the weight of the words and actions of others push you down. The other self within you knows this to be true.

Aria: So what? If I let this guy trample over Susan's dreams...

???: YYYES! That is the fire I wanted to see!

-Genbu vanishes as a new mask appears on Aria's face. A brillant red and black mask in the shape of a Litten's face.-

???: Let us proceed with the contract at once! I art thou... Thou art I... Call my name, and dance upon the backs of all who would see you fall before them!

-Aria shakily gets to her feet, golden eyes glareing at Shadow Jerry from behind the mask. Then with a final swift pull, an agonizing shriek of pain, and a splatter of blood... Aria rips off her mask and is consumed within an explosion of a column of blue fire and energy.-

-Nearby seats are turned to ash and charred wood and lumps of melted metal as the blue flames and energy recede, Aria stands there in a new costume. Red leather and latex with black, triangular stripes on a form-fitting cat-suit, red leather boots, and red leather gloves with silver spiked studs on the back of the knuckles.-

-And Behind the newly awakened phantom thief stands her Persona. A humanoid Torracat-like persona wearing a [Spanish] dress and a corset that reveals a lot of cleavage with two Sawk-shaped emitters tied to to the dress by roses and thorny vines. While her head is human-like with long, velvety, black hair; the persona wears a Torracat mask over the top half of her head and keeps a lit cigar in her mouth.-

CatTigress: This is the end for you you despicable son of a bitch! DANCE CARMEN!

Carmen: Well said!

-Carmen extends her arms with her palms up, where two fire balls form. Carmen inhales deeply on her cigar and exhaling a jet of flames at the same time she throws the fireballs, creating a massive blast of fire aimed at Shadow Jerry.-

-Director, Hound, and Mona all kind of blink at the outburst and awakening.-

Edited by keys2tkingdom on Apr 3rd 2019 at 3:19:54 AM

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#553947: Apr 2nd 2019 at 7:10:16 PM

Martin's Apartment

"Guys a gun proves nothing, hell the fact that it shoots lasers still doesn't prove anything."

<Martin?>

"You're barking... okay-" Martin leaned in close and poked Silas a bit, "oh my god the fur is real..."

<Yeah it's not a illusion.>

Martin fell forward and passed out from shock.

<Huh.>

arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#553948: Apr 2nd 2019 at 7:53:54 PM

Cafe Sonata

Any thought of weird eye color was driven away from Silversmith when he heard the rotom’s name.

Silversmith: “I knew it! You’re that rotom from the seminar!”

His Pokémon joined him outside.

Cortez: <What seminar?>

Silversmith: “I’ll explain later. For now, we regain our lost honor! Cortez! Pick a dark type and Mach punch it! Armando, confuse ray the garbodor! And Bullet—”

Silver Bullet: <I actually know moonblast. Think that’ll be better?>

Silversmith: “... That scrafty is toast. Open fire!”

The Pokémon prepared to use their respective moves, Cortez opting to attack the alolan Persian.

Edited by arishipshape on Apr 3rd 2019 at 10:06:30 AM

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#553949: Apr 2nd 2019 at 8:29:44 PM

AFD, Pillow Bunker

Ashur: No I think... I think I need to do this myself somehow...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#553950: Apr 2nd 2019 at 8:33:27 PM

The Moon - April 1st

CW: Actual suicidal ideation, suicide and self-harm refs

-Elizabeth stares at herself, eyes wide in shock.-

Shadow!Elizabeth: "Suͧprͬiͥseͤdͩ tͭoͦ seͤeͤ mͫeͤ oͦuͧtͭ oͦf yoͦuͧrͬ hͪeͤaͣdͩ? Thͪeͤ baͣrͬrͬiͥeͤrͬs beͤtͭweͤeͤn woͦrͬldͩs aͣrͬeͤ...frͬaͣgiͥleͤ, tͭoͦdͩaͣy. Arͬeͤn'tͭ I prͬeͤtͭtͭy, Liͥzzy?"

-She spins in place, a lecherous grin on her face.-

Elizabeth: "No..."

Shadow!Elizabeth: "Ohͪ yeͤs. Doͦn'tͭ woͦrͬrͬy, iͥtͭ's juͧstͭ tͭhͪeͤ tͭwoͦ oͦf uͧs. Heͤll, yoͦuͧ mͫuͧstͭ beͤ dͩiͥsaͣppoͦiͥntͭeͤdͩ. Yoͦuͧ'rͬeͤ oͦn tͭhͪeͤ mͫoͦoͦn buͧtͭ yoͦuͧ cͨaͣn brͬeͤaͣtͭhͪeͤ."

-Elizabeth raises an eyebrow.-

Elizabeth: "Why would I be disappointed?"

-Something in her Shadow snaps. She glares at Elizabeth, voice amplified.-

Shadow!Elizabeth: "Doͦn'tͭ plaͣy dͩuͧmͫb wiͥtͭhͪ mͫeͤ, biͥtͭcͨhͪ! I knoͦw whͪaͣtͭ yoͦuͧ'rͬeͤ rͬeͤaͣlly liͥkeͤ."

-She lifts her arms up to reveal red stains around her wrists. Doesn't take a genius to realize it ain't ketchup.-

Shadow!Elizabeth: "I'mͫ tͭiͥrͬeͤdͩ oͦf beͤiͥng loͦcͨkeͤdͩ uͧp aͣndͩ iͥgnoͦrͬeͤdͩ! Faͣcͨeͤ tͭhͪeͤ tͭrͬuͧtͭhͪ, yoͦuͧ woͦrͬtͭhͪleͤss brͬaͣtͭ!"

Elizabeth: "..stop it."

Shadow!Elizabeth: "Whͪoͦ giͥvͮeͤs aͣ dͩaͣmͫn aͣboͦuͧtͭ yoͦuͧ, aͣnywaͣy? I knoͦw eͤvͮeͤrͬytͭhͪiͥng aͣboͦuͧtͭ yoͦuͧ. I AM yoͦuͧ. I knoͦw whͪaͣtͭ yoͦuͧ tͭhͪiͥnk aͣboͦuͧtͭ."

Elizabeth: "That's...not true."

-Her face is cast downward in shadow.-

Shadow!Elizabeth: "Yoͦuͧ juͧstͭ waͣntͭ tͭhͪeͤ paͣiͥn tͭoͦ goͦ aͣwaͣy. Yoͦuͧ dͩoͦn'tͭ cͨaͣrͬeͤ iͥf iͥtͭs tͭhͪrͬoͦuͧghͪ mͫeͤdͩiͥcͨiͥneͤ oͦrͬ aͣ kniͥfeͤ. Yoͦuͧ'rͬeͤ fuͧcͨkeͤdͩ iͥn tͭhͪeͤ hͪeͤaͣdͩ, aͣndͩ yoͦuͧ knoͦw iͥtͭ! Peͤoͦpleͤ dͩoͦn'tͭ liͥkeͤ yoͦuͧ. Yoͦuͧ aͣrͬeͤn'tͭ speͤcͨiͥaͣl. Yoͦuͧ'rͬeͤ juͧstͭ aͣ buͧrͬdͩeͤn, aͣndͩ eͤvͮeͤrͬyoͦneͤ woͦuͧldͩ beͤ beͤtͭtͭeͤrͬ oͦff wiͥtͭhͪoͦuͧtͭ yoͦuͧ."

-Elizabeth says nothing. Tears roll down her face.-

Shadow!Elizabeth: "Noͦ oͦneͤ liͥkeͤs yoͦuͧ. Yoͦuͧ cͨaͣuͧseͤ eͤvͮeͤrͬyoͦneͤ yoͦuͧ loͦvͮeͤ paͣiͥn. Whͪy boͦtͭhͪeͤrͬ liͥvͮiͥng? I juͧstͭ waͣntͭ tͭoͦ eͤndͩ iͥtͭ aͣll. I'mͫ leͤss tͭhͪaͣn uͧseͤleͤss. All I dͩoͦ iͥs rͬuͧiͥn eͤvͮeͤrͬytͭhͪiͥng. I dͩrͬaͣg eͤvͮeͤrͬyoͦneͤ dͩoͦwn. Whͪy shͪoͦuͧldͩ I dͩeͤseͤrͬvͮeͤ tͭoͦ liͥvͮeͤ? My frͬiͥeͤndͩs, mͫy tͭeͤaͣmͫmͫaͣtͭeͤs, mͫy boͦyfrͬiͥeͤndͩ-"

-Elizabeth's head snaps up. She locks eyes with her doppelganger.-

Elizabeth: "You leave Julius out of this! What gives you the right to say those things?! Who said you could use my face?! Shut up! That's all Taurosshit!"

-Her shadow laughs mockingly.-

Shadow!Elizabeth: "Fiͥnaͣlly stͭaͣndͩiͥng uͧp foͦrͬ yoͦuͧrͬseͤlf? Itͭ dͩoͦeͤsn'tͭ mͫaͣtͭtͭeͤrͬ. Yoͦuͧ'rͬeͤ aͣll aͣloͦneͤ, aͣs yoͦuͧ shͪoͦuͧldͩ beͤ. Aftͭeͤrͬ aͣll, I knoͦw eͤxͯaͣcͨtͭly hͪoͦw yoͦuͧ feͤeͤl. I AM yoͦuͧ."

-Elizabeth shakes her head.-

Elizabeth: "You're lying! No way in hell is that true! You're not me!"

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Apr 2nd 2019 at 10:41:45 AM

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

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