oh thank goodness you're okay
Ersatz Dungeon B2
-Again, Lucius manages to fly and weave between the rain of jewellery-based projectiles, though he does take a few glancing blows in the process.-
Lucius: <You were the one who attacked us in the first place!>
-He uses Night Shade to hit Denali with an illusory fist.-
Island Raid, Electrical Plant B1
Gaia: Hopefully we should be more than a match for whatever resistance we may face.
-She steps into the elevator.-
J-Chat
@Scarlette Ah. I was unfamiliar with the concept.
nerd
I will not rise to petty insults.
Also, whilst I appreciate the outpouring of concern for others and the knowledge that they are safe, I will note that I too was injured in that incident.
yeah, cause ur a nerd
What do you even mean by that??!
J-team group chat
Brie: Thank you! =)
PEFE!Every: Your concern is appreciated but unwarranted. I am perfectly fine but have been thoroughly occupied.
Ever: be good pef
u 2 lu
also shun im v sorry i dont think weve actually met
r u alright now?
To: Kai
From: Brie
hey! :S
i'm really sorry I didn't get in touch. :(
this last month has been really rough for me and I just sort of let everything slide. :X
lucius you have absolutely no room to talk ya nerd
From: Kai
Its okay
I should have tried to talk to you sooner
Things have been bad all over
You were in the PEFE attack, right?
J-Chat
@Ever Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking. Minor concussion and a couple of cracked ribs, nothing too serious.
Also I do believe you are correct in your assumption that we have not yet made each other's acquaintance.
ever ur a nerd too u can't tell me what to do
and scarlette they're bigger nerds i have every right
Near Shun
-A Vulpix peaks around the corner.-
<NERRRRRRDDDDDD!!!>
-And she's gone.-
Banshee Raid
-Shaun and Vulpecula step into the elevator, weapons ready. AA cuts down a camera with her chainsaw before stepping in.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"J-team Group Chat
Ever: ah no im sorry 2 hear that
i hope u recover soon
nyway im ever
@lu ~_^
To: Kai
From: Brie
yeah :S
pef lost all her stuff. U_U
I was helping her with that. :V
that sounds like something a big nerd would say luce
From: Kai
Yeah
I was there too at the end
It was partly my fault this all happened too
I'm so sorry
J-Chat
Ah. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
yeah well
you're a derd
a dumb nerd
a big dumb nerd
@Ever <3
Edited by Herbert40k on Feb 3rd 2019 at 6:39:06 PM
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.J-team Group Chat
Ever: aww lu that's gay 💙
@shun true
To: Kai
From: Brie
oh lugia ._.
are you alright? o.o
And what do you mean your fault? :U
J-Team Group Chat
im late but twinks are good
also lol broken ribs club @ shun
J-Chat
@Daydre It seems to be something of an occupational hazard.
not as gay as u, u gerd
that's a big gay nerd
because that's what you are <3
excuse me lucius
i am the least nerd
nobody on this team is less of a nerd than i
From: Kai
There was someone taking refuge at PEFE
I think I may have led those time cops there accidentally because of them
And now you two were hurt and Shun was hurt and Diane was hurt and so many people were hurt and there was so much damage
J-team Group Chat
Ever: awwwww
To: Kai
From: Brie
wait. :S
you knew about him? :?
how? :|
From: Kai
Why wouldn't I
wait
"him"
who are you talking about
"Abandoned" Sinnoh Island, Heist time
Taipan follows everyone else's lead as close as she can. She prepares a few smoke grenades the moment she found out about the security cameras. She kept them ready in case she'll need to use them. Unresponsive doesn't always mean nonfunctional, after all.
The roads of Castelia City.
Shutter and Tommy were riding home on Jeff's minivan. Shutter is sitting in shotgun while Tommy sits behind, riding with Jeff's furfrou Norville.
Shutter: Thank you for the ride, Sgt. Sanchez.
Jeff: Call me Jeff. Any friend of Tommy-boy here is cool by my book. Where did you say you lived again?
Shutter: Down the street from Studio Castelia.
Jeff: The arts district? Kinda pricey there, isn't it?
Shutter: Indeed, and that's with rent control. Rotten hipsters driving up the property values. I really appreciate you guys keeping my grandpa company a few months back. This place is really not elder-friendly.
Jeff: We know. We took him there on his request just to look at it and Arceusdammit why doesn't your apartment building have an elevator!
Shutter: It was roomy and came at a steal of a lease.
Jeff: Speaking of, here's your key back.
Tommy, stroking Norville: Who's a good boy?
Norville: <Like, I told those cartel dudes that I wasn't even using 1% of my power.>
Tommy: Zoinks. Someone's been a busy detective dog. Have a poffin.
January 29 2019 Because I fucking forgot to make this post the day of
-Arika is standing in line in front of a Gamefilch. Unfortunately she's in the back.-
-A hand taps her from behind-
-She turns around. It's a certain Darkrai.-
Arika: ...Walt?
Walt: <Hello! I made it!>
Arika: Walt! Didn't expect to see you here!
Walt: <Aha! The powers that be let me take a reprieve for good behavior so I could get Empire Souls 3!>
Arika: I'm so excited! There are so many cool new worlds to explore!
Walt: <They look like they did them justice! But I just wanna kick Xenahort's fanny!>
Arika: Hell yeah!
-looks at the line-
...As soon as we get through this.
Walt: <Oh, that's no problem. They don't know there's a Darkrai here yet.>
-he snaps his fingers. Suddenly there's screaming and panic as people in the line try to get very, very far away-
<Now they do.>
Arika: ...Wow, thanks.
Walt: -snaps his fingers again- <What can I say but you're welcome?>
-they rush inside-
Contact Me!Halis reactively uses Defense Curl on the spot, getting hit a few times and almost getting knocked out of the curl.
Halis: <I d-didn't mean to do that, but...>
They fire off an Ice Ball barrage in retaliation, smaller and weaker than usual but far more annoying, like getting pelted with marbles.
Edited by MetamorphicHalis on Feb 3rd 2019 at 4:22:14 AM
Island Raid, Past
-The cosplayer strode into the elevator and waited up near the back for everyone to board-
Someplace Urban, Motel
-Pent finished off his toast and checked his phone after that small question last night-
-Oh. That was a lot of replies-
J-Chat
ascend
be gay, stop crimes
Ersatz Game Show
Nimbus grimaced upon realizing that Denali was holding back, but rooted them on anyway. The Zeraora was growling every time Denali took a hit.
Abandoned Sinn Elevator
Amaterasu entered after Pent, nodding to Minerva to drop the illusion. The Zorua remained invisible, however, as Amaterasu considered a different disguise to take.
<Nervous?> Minerva silently asked, to which Ammy silently nodded.
Somewhere in Kalos
A girl is walking around, followed by a Togekiss.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]Just outside Shutter's apartment
Shutter waves goodbye to Tommy and Jeff from his 6th Floor window in the coverted loft he currently lives in.
Once Shutter closed the window...
Tommy: You wanted to talk to me about something, Jeff?
Jeff: Hop on.
They drive off.
Tommy: So, that thing you were going to tell me.
Jeff: The chief gave me this e-mail the other day. It was from PEFE and it involves that little stunt you did 5 years ago. Know anyone from there?
Tommy: Not personally, but we have interviewed a few people associated with them. Why would they bring this up?
Jeff: Well. Apparently one of their employees intercepted this e-mail about some scumbag trying to hire a bigshot poacher to recapture a group of spinarak. We're assuming they're referring to Tobi and his friends from that shady chemical factory that was quote-unquote "only partly owned" by Best Berry. You know, the one you busted.
Tommy: He he. Yeah.
Jeff: The chief didn't know who this Delta dude was so he had Jenny and I ask around.
Tommy: You did undercover cop stuff? Cool.
Jeff: Hell, yeah, it was cool! Anyway, he's what we found out. When we say "bigshot poacher," we mean bigshot poacher. I mean, he doesn't play around. The creep wasn't kidding when he said he could lend DNA samples to look for Tobi and company. I mean, how are we gonna top that? Don't get me wrong, this wouldn't be the first time I handled a case where I had to protect witnesses from hitmen hired by corporations.
Tommy: I'm pretty sure we were most of your cases of having to protect witnesses from corporate hitmen. It was like, <impeccable imitation of Jeff's voice> "Do I have to babysit this handsome hero kid and his family, chief? I should be out busting poachers and bringing down drug lords? You know, action hero stuff." </voice> And then a few days later you and my cousin were smooching like wild pokémon in our front porch.
Whitney Houston's ''I Will Always Love You'' plays in the radio.
Jeff: Well, look at that. It's me and Sara's wedding song. From our favorite movie.
Tommy: You're making me sick.
Jeff: That was my love story, man. Don't hate. As I was saying, yeah. High-tech poacher. We don't exactly know how to deal with that yet since we'd be spread out too thin and don't even know how to handle his sort of tech. Chief's already warned the other rescued spinarak owners, and he did tell me that he'd come up with something. And Arceus knows there's only so much I can do at home.
Edited by MasterJayAM on Feb 5th 2019 at 7:09:27 PM
J-chat
To: Kai
From: Brie
lex! >:o
those are his pronouns! =)
-"Ramona jumps out of the pokemon center, full of energy."-
Ramona: ''Okay, Humilau city gym, here we come!" <3
-"Victor walks behind her and sighs."-
Victor: <Yeah, so, I'm guessing we ain't going to buy any food or anything?>
Ramona: But first, let's go train!
-"Ramona happily skips away and Victor face paws."-
Victor, done: <How haven't any of us not died from hunger yet?>
-"He follows his trainer."-
Let's all have fun
J-team Group Chat
Ever:
Amanita:
Brie:
PEFE!Every: While I feel I should be charitable to my own physiology, I would not claim any particular affinity towards the phenotype.
Ever: 1st of all what
2nd rnt u 2 dead
Brie: What? :/
Ever: i definitely thought u were both dead
Brie: you've been awfully unconcerned with that fact. :|
Ever: gotta live my life
nyway pef what
is that even supposed 2 mean
Amanita: IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS.
Ever: but how can 1 person be so wrong all at 1ce
Amanita: WE'RE NOT ALL AS NARCISSISTIC AS YOU.