Some Rando
Snowpoint City Center
He grabbed his jacket, removed it, emptied its pockets into his backpack and twisted it, watching the snow that had melted drip all over the floor. He stuffed the damp jacket into his backpack and walked out of the center, his sneakers soaking up wetness as he walked to the gym.
When he entered he slowly navigated the ice, using his shoes as makeshift chains to keep his balance and location stable, eventually making his way to Candice.
“You know, if someone falls, you’re responsible. I know. I didn’t have to sign any waivers to challenge you,” he explained.
Candice just stared at him with a mixture of disdain and resignation.
“Okay, okay, we’ll do this thing. But I’m sitting down,” Colt finished, twirling a ‘ball around in his hand before throwing it.
A Weavile and a Delphox just stared at each other, Weavile appearing to silently judge her opponent. The Pressure on, Weavile capitalized when Sunny reached for her wand. She reeled backwards and her wand lit up, fire forming and eventually... slowly drifting towards Weavile and setting her alight.
The Sharp Claw Pokémon made a joke about how that was her strongest attack, and it wasn’t even an attack. Sunny quickly proved her wrong.
The Dark-type went careening backwards, landed on her feet, and snapped her talons, summoning a practical metric ton of snow on her adversary.
As quickly as it appeared, it dispersed, spattered the walls and Weavile was dazzled, causing her to fall.
Sunny looked absolutely drenched, which covered her scratches rather well, as there was an icicle or two in the Avalanche.
A Froslass soon appeared and locked eyes with Sunny before her eyes started glowing, causing the Delphox to drop her staff and strike herself with her own Mystical Fire.
The lights didn’t stop blinking in her eyes, and she couldn’t even ram her staff into the ground for a Psychic Terrain without falling over, mostly because the hail Froslass had summoned broke her concentration and her balance.
She had also fainted, so there was that.
Colton drew forth a Poké Ball and a Stoutland materialized on the field, looking at Froslass then back at his trainer. Colton muttered something about Hoenn as Julius took a Blizzard to the face.
Julius sneezed and bit down on Froslass with everything he had, hearing that satisfying crunch.
Froslass floated away as best she could and met eyes with Julius again for anothe Confuse Ray. Julius quickly blinked away the lights and tried to aim for the Froslass in the middle. It connected and she fell.
The hail continued to conk Julius as Candice sent out her last ‘mon. Glaceon rolled her eyes as she heard Julius click his teeth and bite.
The move connected, as did her response in the form of a Water Pulse that forced Julius to collapse.
With that done, Colt sent out Sylveon, who looked at Glaceon and almost laughed a little at her fellow Eeveelution before she composed herself.
A Blizzard came from Glaceon and forced Sylveon to keep her eyes closed and rub the frost off of her coat. <I just got groomed!> She complained/lied. Glaceon didn’t much care, the Mirror Coat she erected bounced the concussive force back to her. They both looked equivalently winded now, neither really able to make any sort of move.
Until Colt spoke up and flashed his Z-Ring.
“Woah~, it was never my intention to brag-“
<To steal it all away from you now!>
Sylveon unleashed her full-force Z-Move!
Twinkle Tackle Dazzling Destruction
More glitter and sparkles than should exist in a little girl’s art studio fanned out from Sylveon before it coalesced into just a big blob of pretty that sent Glaceon into the nearest wall.
Candice returned her and threw the Icicle Badge, which Sylveon once again parried with a little residual Dazzling Gleam before she caught.
The two slid down the stairs to the door, Candice vaguely aware there was no ice on the stairs.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Twist Mountain, Future
-A young man of about 15 with silver hair and brilliant red eyes leaps from rocky outcroppings and wooden walkways for hand and footholds. Every time he launches himself from his current perch, there is a flash of silver light.-
-On the walk way at the top of the mountain stands a young girl with a Steel and Fairy Delta Krilia and a shiny Audino standing beside her. The girl is holding a stop watch and the Audio is hold a towel and water bottle.-
Aria: Oscar is WAY over his time...
Emily: <Unlike him. He knows to yell if he's hurt.>
-And as if on cue, Oscar leaps waaay over the rail and above his sister's and their Pokemon's heads and Lands in front of Aria, using his telekinesis to cushion his landing as he used it power his jumps and grabs.-
Meg: <You had us worried. You know.>
Oscar: -taking the water bottle from Emily- Sorry. I found found something in a crag on my way up.
-Oscar holds up small object that look like a ball made out of a gold-ish metal and gears. Around the largest hoop there a engravings of the symbols of the three Temporal Dragons.-
Aria: What is it?
Oscar: No clue. But see this symbol? It's the Symbol Mr. Umbra has on some of his stuff. I think it's the symbol of Giratina.
Aria: And you picked it up?
Oscar: Of course. I figured Mr. Umbra could tell us what it was.
*FLAP!*
-Emily threw the towel into Oscar's.-
Emily: <THEN AT LEAST HAVE THE SENSE TO YELL YOU WERE STOPPING SO WE DON'T GET WORRIED!>
-From the sudden surprise of the towel and the shouts, Oscar drop the metal ball and it rolls a bit before sparking with pink, red, and blue energy and expanding into a gyroscope-like vehicle.-
-The brass-like rings encircle a large padded chair and console. The console has several dials and rotaries and two rotating displays that currently read "00:00:00: and "00/00/0000" at the bottom center of the of the console is a button inset with a blue diamond. Above the chair hangs a pull handle on a chain inset with a pink pearl.-
Aria: What.
Oscar: The.
Meg: <Actual.>
Emily: <Muk.>
Edited by keys2tkingdom on Aug 6th 2018 at 7:49:19 AM
Dunsparce Cloud
Stormchaser
Drampa: <You don't look so well-adjusted yourself.>
Ever: This is very uncomfortable.
PEFE!Every: She isn't wrong.
-Ever is currently pinned to the ground by PEFE!Every's Drampa, PEFE!Every sitting on a nearby couch and taking some notes-
Drampa: <This wouldn't be such a problem if either of you had any ability to take care of yourselves.>
PEFE!Every: That's it!
Ever: Agreed.
PEFE!Every: Huh? No, I figured out a name.
Ever: Why not just call her Mom?
PEFE!Every: ...Because that would be weird. (to the Drampa) Does Caretaker sound good?
Drampa: <You can call me whatever you're comfortable with.>
PEFE!Every: It is awfully strange when one's Pokemon have an opinion on the names you choose for them.
Spark: (from PEFE!Every's head) <I think it's better this way.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Fwomph
Celadon, Beige Office
-The office was relentlessly beige. While the signage on the door signified it as a single company named for a mythical beast, this office was really more of just a general cubicle farm and paperwork dump for any number of subsections. Perfect place to hide in the break room and discuss matters of minute importance-
???: So, are you going to tell me why I was sent out to retrieve some Goomy eggs?
Lily Thane: No, coffefefph... Coughefiphi... The drinkstrong that makes the sleepgo.
-She tried to pronounce 'coffee' a few more times before sipping her drink-
Lily Thane: Okay. So this is important. These are dragon snails.
???: Yes, and?
Lily Thane: No no no. They're snails that are dragons.
???: They don't get a shell until they've evolved Lily. Right now the single one we've hatched is just a Goomy.
Lily Thane: Yes but they're from another world where being that is like, super big deal.
???: Are you high on something?
Lily Thane: The revelation of worlds! Also it means if I locate that signal again we might be in super danger. I need you to be ready to travel.
-She looks down and picks up the Goomy that's blooped over to the table looking for noms. For a moment she looks a little disappointed before she softens and gives the little blob a pat and part of her home-brand sugar cookie-
Lily Thane: Next time we might not be lucky to have such adorable invaders...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Some Rando
Sunyshore City
A 20-something man walked on the solar panel walkways towards the Gym, fiddling with his fingerless gloves and the cuffs. He tugged on his blue shirt, the heat soaking in and causing him to sweat.
He entered the gym, grateful for the air conditioning. Eventually he found Volkner, who looked rather bored.
They both threw out a ‘mon. Volkner threw forth Jolteon and his challenger sent out a Weavile. Rei’s reaction was instant, in that she materialized close to Jolteon and clapped in his face. Jolteon didn’t even need three seconds between getting hit and lashing out.
A few Pin Missiles hit Rei, leaving her looking noticeably damaged, but not less than Jolteon would look soon. She summoned some ice in front of herself and slid on it to hit Jolteon.
As Jolteon tried to stand back up, he noticed Rei offering to help him up. Confused, but grateful, the moment he touched Rei’s hand -
The Weavile leaped all the way up to the ceiling with Jolteon in tow and used his body to cushion the fall. The Razor Claw Rei held dug into Jolteon’s scruff, inadvertently choking the poor Electric type. The Jolteon spent a few seconds coughing before he rammed himself into Rei gracelessly.
The Ice-type looked more bemused than damaged, evidenced by her first reaction being casually raking her claws against themselves and admiring their sharpness.
As Jolteon ran her down, Rei dug her claws into the ground and icicles fell down around her, interrupting Jolteon’s charge and making him collapse.
Volkner then sent out a Lanturn, only for him to learn the sensation of his antenna being tugged and then slammed into the ground. Still stuck in the ground, Lanturn’s body exploded into electricity and Rei collapsed in a jittering pile.
Volkner’s challenger returned his Ice-type before he sent out a... Flying-type? Okay then.
The Staravia looked at Lanturn in minor confusion as to what he should do before he decided to dodge the Ice Beam flying at him with Fly.
He stayed up in the rafters for a bit before diving down to strike, which Lanturn took gracefully, thank you very much. Then a massive wave crashed into Warner, and they both watched him stagger a little in the air.
And then he risked everything. The wetness put a slight damper on the damage done, as did Lanturn’s resistance to Flying, but Lanturn was forced to return all the same.
Warner’s body started glowing. His body grew larger, his wingspan widened and the look in his eyes screamed “you’re dead,” to Volkner.
Volkner promptly sent out his strongest ‘mon only to watch the Electivire be bombarded with claws, wings and pecks. But he did power through it to deliver a Thunder Punch that just made Warner fall into another jittering pile.
Volkner’s challenger put his head in his hand and threw out one last ‘mon.
Talbain materialized, the Lycanroc remembering the last time he engaged an Electivire. But he steeled himself and shuffled the Rockium Z in his mane into the light, where it glowed with his trainer’s prompting.
“I... wanna rock and roll all night!”
<And party every day!>
Talbain unleashed his full-force Z-Move!
[[center: Continental Crush] Landslide
The succession of boulders rained down on Elective and wouldn’t seem to stop. Eventually they did, and Electivire was not moving.
Talbain parried the Beacon Badge with a pebble and it landed in his mane. The two walked out.
Lucario removed the badges on the back of his human form’s gloves, hidden underneath the plastic spikes.
Mae materialized and set a couple badges down, as did Sylveon.
Eventually all eight badges were in front of Talbain. He set a paw on his Sun Stone and grabbed them, stuffed then in his pocket and left for Victory Road.
Inside the backpack
<Ya know,> Sylveon observed. <It’s going to be a while before we get to the Sinnoh League. You two wanna go back and look around Colton’s apartment, maybe get some tea?> She asked Warner and Mae.
They both shrugged, until Warner coughed. <I’ll just... stay here,> he said weakly, raising a wing to wave them off as Sunny looked for a Potion.
The Kalosian starter snapped her fingers and the two of them were gone, with a choker, a blunt, a convenient amount of money and in the Stormchaser, room 713.
One less than substantial tour and 10 minutes later
<That place is kinda dull,> Mae recalled.
“Give it a month,” the now human Sylveon allowed as the two of them walked towards Café Le Nya.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, past
Kael: <...Hm...>
-Both Kael and Kala seem to be thinking, though about entirely different things.-
Trans Terminus Homo
Stormchaser - Past
Alyesha walked with the two, watching them for a bit s she tried to figure out what they were thinking about
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, past
-Kala stops thinking and starts heading in a completely different direction. Kael's own train of thought is interrupted.-
Kael: <Wh— Kala, where are you going?>
Kala: <The... uh, r-right way? I'm pretty sure t-this is the way, a-anyway...>
Bona-Fide Mastah
R S M Depths
-Sylph is dragged along!-
-The smoke does a good deal to distract the hoard as one torch barely grazes the ghostie-
-Behind the throne is another door, but this one looks just as rusted and tightly shut as the other-
-And out of the fog, more of the red eyed Magnebots emerge, marching in step.-
-They're...chanting.-
Nier:<No way out...I guess it'll be a fight then!>
Weiss:Again with the bloodlust. You really do enjoy fighting don't you...
Castelia, Ren's Apartment, Present
-Ren and Cambria are packing their suitcases for the trip to Alto Mare.-
Ren: *phew* Now shoes and neckware.
-Ren looks at his watch. 11:57:23 p.m.-
Ren: Almost done.
-In less than three minutes, Ren would 35 and a day old - and not a unsettling reveal in sight.-
-Now we can't have THAT, now can we?-
11:58:04 PM
*SPLOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Cambria: What was that!?
-Ren, Cambria, Rio, Cu Chulainn, and a few other of Ren's team quickly runs to the deck and sees a girl with brown hair, a boy with silver hair, a pink and silver Krilia, and a shiny Audino sputtering as they pull themselves out of the pool.-
Aria: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS' MOST HOLY PAPERWORK WERE YOU THINKING OF PULLING THAT HANDLE WHILE WE WERE IN THAT THING!? OH WAIT. YOU WEREN'T!
-She looks up at the group standing above them and she freezes mid-rant. Behind her, the legendary artifact shrinks down to it's compact form.-
Oscar: What. That a short rant for -turns to face his sister and also freezes in place- you...
Ren: Okay who are you two?
Oscar: Ummmmmm...
Aria I... I... Think we're you're children... Father.
11:59:59 PM
Ren: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Edited by keys2tkingdom on Aug 6th 2018 at 10:50:29 AM
Trans Terminus Homo
Stormchaser - Past
Alyesha was rathe surprised by the sudden change of direction, quickly again following
Alyesha: "The right way to where? Ersatz Alliance?"
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Iki town, past
-Lila sends out Tutti--Hala sends out a Mankey-
Lila: Use razor leaf!
-Tutti summons some leaves that fly through the sky and hit the Mankey-
Critical hit!
Mankey: <Graaaaaaaaaah!>
mankey's anger point activated! It's attack rose drastically!
Lila: Uh oh.
Tutti: <This is gonna hurt.>
Hala: Use cross chop!
-The move hits hard, ko'ing Tutti-
Tutti: <Yup, that sucked.>
Lila: Ok, go Sapphire!
-she sends out Sapphire, who returns immediately-
Sapphire: <I am not fighting that thing!>
Lila: Ok, fine, fine. Go, Remi!
-Remi comes out and squirts Lila in the face-
Lila: Do you have to do that? But, anyway, use Psybeam!
-Remi fires a psybeam, which hits but fails to knock out the Mankey-
Hala: Now, cross chop again!
-Remi doesn't move in time and gets one-shotted again-
Lila: ~I need to stop that Mankey from hitting my pokemon… Got it!~ Go! Isla!
-she sends out Isla-
Isla: <Present!>
Lila: Use attract!
-Isla starts acting cute in front of the Mankey-
Mankey: <Raaagh… Raaagh… Aww...>
Hala: Focus, use cross chop!
Mankey: <Right!>
-the Mankey begins to charge at Isla-
Lila: Disarming voice!
Isla: <Waaaaah!>
-Isla's normalize ability made the move regularly effective, but it still knocked the Mankey back and made it hesitate-
Lila: Use copycat!
-Isla charges at the Mankey and hits it with a normal type cross chop, finishing it off. She then starts licking her paws cutely-
Hala: OK, this is my last pokemon. Hariyama, lets do this!
-he sends out a Hariyama-
Lila: Isla, use attract!
-Isla does her cute antics, not noticing the Hariyama preparing to use Vital Throw-
Hala: Now!
Hariyama: <You have a good strategy, but I've learnt how to push through someone's adorable antics.>
-he picks up Isla and throws her at the ground-
-Isla rolls along for a bit then stops-
Isla: <Oof.>
-she faints-
Lila: Ok, go, Marie!
-Marie comes out, doing a flip before landing in a pond-
Marie: <Bring it!>
Hala: Ok, use force palm!
-the move hits and Marie is knocked back and paralyzed-
Marie: <I'm so unlucky...>
Lila: Use surf!
Marie: I'll try...
-she just about manages to hit the Hariyama with a large wave-
Hala: Now, Smelling Salts!
-the Hariyama slaps Marie, curing her paralysis, but inflicting heavy damage-
Marie: <No... I can still fight!>
Lila: In that case, use roost!
-Marie closes her eyes and starts glowing-
Hala: Hariyama, use arm thrust while it's healing!
-the Hariyama runs at Marie, punching with his arms-
Lila: Marie! Look out!
-just as the Hariyama is approaching, Marie opens her eyes and blasts the Hariyama back with a water pulse-
Lila: Good one! Now use Bounce!
Hala: Hariyama, wait for it to come down then use Vital Throw.
-as Marie leaps into the air, the Hariyama gives Hala a thumbs up-
Lila: Careful...
Marie: <I know!>
-instead of landing on the Hariyama, Marie lands behind it and uses Air Slash, which doesn't quite ko it-
Hala: It's time.
-the Hariyama nods-
Hariyama unleashed it's full force z-move!
all-out pummelling!
-Marie is ko'd by the storm of energy fists emitted by the Hariyama-
Lila: ~Oh no! Sapphire won't battle, but I guess I do have another pokemon. But... I guess the Hariyama seems to be quite close to going down... Yeah, it's worth a shot, I'm this close!~ Whimsy, come on out!
-Whimsy flops out of his pokeball-
Whimsy: <Hai!>
Hala: Use seismic toss!
-the seismic toss hits hard, leaving Whimsy on a small amount of health-
Lila: Now, use flail!
-Whimsy flails around and hits the Hariyama hard, knocking it out-
Whimsy: <Get rekt n00b!>
-Lila facepalms-
Lila: Really?
Hala: Good match. I think you've earned this-
-whimsy starts glowing-
-...and evolves into a massive Gyarados-
Whimsy: <GG m8!>
-Lila returns him to his pokeball-
Hala: As I was saying, take this z-crystal, you earned it. It's fightinium z.
Lila: Cool!
Grand trial complete!
Hala: You've also earned this z-ring. I'm sure you know what it does?
-Lila nods-
Lila: You need it to use z-moves, right?
Hala: Correct. Oh, while I'm at it, here's how to do the fighting type z-move.
-he explains how to use the z-ring and demonstrates the fighting type z-move pose-
Lila: Thanks.
Hala: Well, I'll be seeing you then.
Lila: Yup. Bye!
-she leaves-
weremon jail, now
Gwen: <I wonder when rehearsals start...>Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Aug 7th 2018 at 11:15:57 AM
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Flying Colors
Zoroark Purple: <Soon, I think. Listen, I've got about half of a plan for getting out, just look for my signal and make a distraction.>
-He, to the best of his ability, makes the closest thing to a downward👌 signal that he can do with Zoroark paws.-
Edited by BittersweetNSour on Aug 7th 2018 at 11:31:58 AM
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, past
Kala: <I don't... actually know, it just f-feels like the right way.>
Kael: <Oh, please don't tell me this is another one of your "moods"...>
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
awoocatraz
Gwen: <Ok! How's this for a distraction?>-she uses seed bomb a few times to demonstrate-
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
No Awoo
Nelly: <asdfghjkl. Really, Purple?>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Weremon Jail
Marco takes one look at the signal, looks away, and groans.
Marco: <Oh come on...>
off the shits
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
awoocatraz
Gwen: <Well, it's something,right?> I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
The Flamebringer
PMD-R
The Pawniard and Bisharp seem to be predominantly out or breaking off and running, but the Runefaust Knight stands firm, still locked in combat with Beowulf.Lumiose
Vi's walking through town, Aurelius following behind her.
Aurelius: ~Why are we wandering through town, again?~
Vi; "Why not?"
Aurelius: ~Mobius is known to be active in Kalos, and you're wanted by them?~
Vi: "Minor details. That's your job to worry about."
Aurelius: ~... Yes and I'm worrying about it.~
Vi: "Shush."
A strange-looking Gardevoir with an ice-like spike and yellow hair that sticks up, giving them a mad-scientist-y vibe drops out of the sky in front of Vi and Aurelius, followed by a Porygon.
Porygon: <Our sincerest apologies for disrupting your...> -He glances up at the sky. <midday walk, milady.>
The Gardevoir stands up and dusts themselves off.
Vi: "Uh, who are you?"
Porygon: <I am->
Gardevoir: <Professor Adenine McRemitz, Gentlewoman Adventuress, at your service, good madame.> -She gives a deep bow.-
Porygon: <Ser Bartholomew DeLoncour, esquire. The Professor's assistant.> -the duck nods, being... a duck, and unable to bow.-
Vi: "Uh. Vi."
The Gardevoir looks around.
Gardevoir Adenine: <Apologies for imposing further, but might I ask where we might be? I consider myself well-travelled, and yet I find myself in someplace entirely unfamiliar, a place about which I have neither read nor heard.>
Vi: "Lumiose. The, uh, south side."
Porygon Bartholomew: <Is that so? It bears little resemblance to the Lumiose with which we are familiar.>
Vi does some math in her head and mentally backtracks the Porygon's path.
Vi: "Well, I think you two might be in an alternate universe to the one you're from."
Adenine: <Oh bother, and I was already behind schedule for arriving at my latest engagement.>
Aurelius: ~Why don't the two of you come with us, for now. Until we can find a way to get you home.~
Adenine: <A splendid idea! We shall follow you posthaste!>
Vi: "... Something makes me think they'll like the Stormchaser..."
Edited by Izshta on Aug 7th 2018 at 12:19:05 PM
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Some Rando
Guardiana
Rei began to run down the Runefaust Knight before Talbain ran her down and forced her to the ground. <This is his fight,> he explained, gesturing for his team to step off and watch.
Café Le Nya
Human!Sylveon and Mae are here, each drinking some Skittynip tea.
Someone could notice them.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Rue Macraul
Joe: The text from that detective bird
said that she might be locked up in here somewhere...
Cassie: But if they really did kidnap her, isn't it kind of... dangerous to try sneaking around?
Joe: -pleading- If it's dangerous to go in there, then she's in danger and we need to help her!
Cassie: -sighs- What do you think, Canley?
Canley: ...
...OK, from the shape of the building I have an idea of the layout, at least... if we're really doing this, at least every room should have a window we can escape out...
Joe: Please, Cass?
Cassie: ...fine. But this is a bad plan.
Joe: Just... don't dwell on everything that might go wrong.
Weremon Jail, Fifteen Minutes Later
-an Elgyem, Purrloin, and Teddiursa are unceremoniously tossed into cages-
Elgyem: <Joe. I did not dwell for even a second on the possibility a crazy chicken lady would curse us with lyncanthropy.>
<Probably a failure of imagination on my part but I choose to blame taking your reassurance instead.>
Teddiursa: <In retrospect, basements do not contain windows and are excellent places to keep your kidnapping victims. That's on me, I'm the GM here, I should really have remembered that.>
<...why is Joe a cat?>
Elgyem: <Hey yeah if you had asked me I'd have thought he'd be, you know, a Machop.>
Purrloin: <...now that you mention it...>
Nelly just stares at the new arrivals from her cage, before slumping against the wall, forehead cupped in a faceclaw x2 combo.
Nelly: <Guys.>
Edited by Tangent128 on Aug 7th 2018 at 4:45:11 AM
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Flying Colors
-ZP snickers at Nelly and Marco's reactions-
Zoroark Purple: <I've gotta keep myself entertained somehow.>
-And then the new arrivals show up. ZP just sorta blinks.-
Zoroark Purple: <...Well, that's awkward.>
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
weremon jail
Gwen: <Yay. More company. Is the escape attempt still on the cards? Well, I guess it could be worse... We could have all been forced to watch the star wars holiday special...>-she shudders-
Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Aug 7th 2018 at 8:57:05 AM
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-a particular blue-haired young man walks in, a Sneasel by his side-
Mezzo: What are you doing here?
Pianis: Something's been bothering me, and I wanted to get your opinion on it.
-Mezzo swings her laser pointer around, and Giri joins Felis in the chase for it-
Giri: <Eeeeee!>
Felis: <Oh, not a chance am I letting you get this.>
Pianis: You played that J-Team Warriors game, right?
Mezzo: Yeah?
Pianis: I'm a villain in it, aren't I?
Mezzo: Yeah.
Pianis: See, why does this always happen to me? Why do I have to be the bad guy when you get to be good? And don't say it's the hair, I'm not changing that.
-a pair of Espurr have started pawing at Pianis' hair, and a Litten is chewing on a piece-
Mezzo: Well, uh, you do look kind of shady with your hair covering up your eye like that.
Pianis: I like that look. And don't say I can't see through it, because I can.
Mezzo: Besides, I don't know what you're complaining about. Being the villain is way more fun than being the hero. You get to make grand speeches, evil laughs, dramatic entrances and exits, and sure, maybe you die at the end, but you die doing something cool.
Pianis: ...This isn't about that. This is about why the people behind this just assumed I'm evil. I mean, I try to be a nice guy.
Mezzo: Long hair, eye covered, tall, thin, oldest sibling and you're not a prince, Ice-type affinity...
Pianis: That's rich coming from my sister the goth.
Mezzo: Hey, this isn't about me, this is about you. Now where was I? Oh yeah, you kinda give off this mysterious chilly air sometimes.
-Pianis brushes his coat-
Pianis: You sure about that?
Mezzo: And yeah, sometimes you see ice using heroes, but usually it's meant to represent darkness and death. I mean, look at that one movie about the snow princess. She has ice powers and you think she's evil at first, but she's really not in the end.
Pianis: Well, that makes me feel a little better.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Hajime laughs at the antics, but hunkers down in case the ride gets bumpy at all.
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every