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Phenac City

Lawrence: And, as an educated guess. You want to "Render unto Ceaser what is Ceaser's". Give back to them what they did to you. Correct?

Thank you Keys for quite a few of the lyric ideas used here.

Operations HQ

Verax: "It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

"We have everything!

"So many lethal toys!"

"You can blow up any girl or boy..."

"It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

"It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

-Walks over to Odin-

"It's so lean and so mean!"

"You can make thing go BOOM!"

"You can throw Metagross around- the- room!"

-Spins over to Kyrie-

"Young girl! Are you hearing my words? I say-"

"Young girl! To you promotion's the world! I said-"

"You can make you enemies squeal! But you've got to know this- one- thing! NO ONE!" -Spins around-

"Kills them all by theirselves! I say-"

"CIPHER! We'll put pics on the shelf of-"

"Us all! Taking down this team! With the YMCA! And we can do it start-ing today!"

"It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A! Come on, everybody!"

edited 13th Nov '13 7:30:34 PM by Verax

Cipherland

-Kyrie joins, grinning massively wide-

Relic Stone

Mew: ~Exactly as he was?~

~So, not as a were-Sneasel or anything? I guess he reads as a Ditto, so that doesn't matter much, but so boring...~

-she hears multiple people begging her for help now, or in general expressing confidence in her capacity. It's a strangely enjoyable feeling, knowing people don't think she'd screw this up-

~OK, sure, I'll do it~ ♥

Relic Stone

R-really?

-while tears continue to stream down her face, they are of a considerably less grief-filled sort-

Th-thank you... Thank you...

Relic Stone

Human!Ammy: Thank you!

Lina: Now do it!

Phenac

Umbra: Pretty much.

Near Verax

Odin: ...Toss around Metagross?

-Grins wildly-

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

edited 13th Nov '13 6:12:17 PM by Umbramatic

Operations HQ

Verax: "It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

"Peons! I was once one of you. I said-"

"I was! Shinning Co-mannder shoes. I thought-"

"No one! Saw all my skill! I swore none- of- these- guys- could kill. That's when!"

"Toky came up to me, and said- "Verax. You are now one of us." But he didn't! Quite frankly I forgot how the heck it is I- got- my- job here!"

"It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

"It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

edited 13th Nov '13 6:19:11 PM by Verax

-For some reason Mammor cybernetic toes starts trying to do the YMCA motions.-

Mammor: Can I get a technician in here?!

edited 13th Nov '13 6:25:29 PM by keys2tkingdom

Relic Stone

Mew: ~Why the rush, people? He's not getting any deader~ ♥

-she stretches her arms, engulfing Straw in a stem-cell-shaped sphere of light-

Relic Stone

This has to work... This has to work... This has to work...

Relic Stone

-Crewe bites her lip and holds her breath as she clutches Straw's body, waiting-

Spirit World

-Straw is just floating there still, not feeling any better. Suddenly, something pulls him through a hole, and the next thing he knows, he is waking up in his body-

Relic Forest

-Straw slowly begins to open his eyes-

Urgh...what happened...?

-Ren and Rio inhale-

Thank goodness

edited 13th Nov '13 6:27:12 PM by keys2tkingdom

Relic Forest

-"Starkeeper" manages a very slight smile-

Starkeeper: <There we go...>

-Diane and Sarah go up and hug Straw-

Operations HQ

-Paula grins, and steps in-

Paula: So, young man—

I see you've got a new toy, I see—

Young man, let's see you employ it now—

Young man, let's see what your friends at the—

R-and-D De-part-ment—

Have done, for all of us in Cipher, what they—

Have done, for each and every one of us,

Now that, now that you have this new, improved,

Spe-cial suit of ar-mor...

Let's see you use this—

\\o/ Y!

_o_ M!

/o/ C!

/o\\ A!

Let's see you try out the

\\o/ Y!

_o_ M!

/o/ C!

/o\\ A!

edited 13th Nov '13 6:28:41 PM by Eskay64

Relic Forest

Herbert: ...Dear Arceus - or Mew, I suppose - it actually worked.

-He dashes over to Straw and Crewe.-

Herbert: Straw, are you alright? Can you feel everything? Your legs haven't suddenly turned to jelly or anything, have they?

edited 13th Nov '13 6:29:47 PM by Herbert40k

Cipherland

-Kyrie steps up-

Peons! I know the troubles of work, I said-

Troubles! Dealing with stupid jerks! But now-

Robots! Have given us some new perks, and now-

I! May! Have-some-com-pe-

Tition! From the Peons that I had once-

Worked with! Cos now that the sky is the-

Limit! We can leave all behind the-

J! Team! Now-we're-winning!

It's fun to play with the-

o/ Y!

_o_ M!

/o/ C!

/o A!

edited 13th Nov '13 6:32:53 PM by ILoveDogs

Phenac City

Lawrence: I see.

He takes another drag of the cigarette

Lawrence: Conventional wisdom states that revenge is probably not the best answer. However, there is nothing conventional about your situation at all. To truly understand the situation and to accept the inevitable consequences of ones actions is most likely the most acceptable choice.

-Beat-

By the way -Extends hand- I'm Lawrence de Nile.

Relic Stone

Mew: ~Ah, that felt good~

~If you see Celebi around, put a good word in for me?~ ♥

-a surgeon down the road may find Straw's regenerated kidney to be a garish shade of orange, but let's not tell Mew, she'd feel bad-

Relic Stone

Human!Ammy: YES! Thank you, Mew!

-Hugs Crewe and Straw-

Lina: YES! YES!

Near Verax

Odin: Re-venge! You can get all you want;

Re-venge! You can have a ball,

If you! Just! try! this! Suit!

YYYYYY-EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

It's fun to try the YYYYYYY-EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Phenac

Umbra: -shakes it- Umbramatic, high priest of Giratina. Umbra for short.

edited 13th Nov '13 6:35:27 PM by Umbramatic

Relic Stone

- DS gives a relieved sigh -

Thank goodness...

- DS sheds a few more tears, but this time they're tears of joy -

Everything is going to be okay now...

Last post for tonight.

Relic Stone

Straw... You're alive, thank Arceus you're alive!

-Crewe takes his face in her hands and kisses him fiercely, a few tears still running down her cheeks-

Relic Forest

-Straw is hugged-

...Hello again Lina.

-To Herbert-

I feel fine. Really, I do.

-Suddenly, Crewe's kiss! Straw happily kisses her back-

edited 13th Nov '13 6:39:46 PM by Strawberryflavored

Relic Forest

Starkeeper: <...I'll make sure to mention something.>

-She comes down from her tree briefly, turning a slight reddish color-

Starkeeper: <I would have helped if you'd messed something up, but... you did well enough.>

-She smiles-

Operations HQ

Verax: -Jumps up on to a platform that is now conviently there- "Cipher! You are getting the deal! I say-"

"Cipher! Let us go share the shpeal! To-

"All those! Who just are not here. We shall talk- ab-out our...."

Mammor's Infirmary Room

-They are all now here-

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

"It's fun to use the-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A!"

-Spins around to Paula-

"Just ask one of us-"

-Points to Odin- "Or go bother him! If you want one of these toys I TELL YOU THAT THE-"

\\o/ "Y"

_o_ "M"

/o/ "C"

/o\\ "A! The greatest thing that-"

"Weeeeeeeeeeee've ev-er ma-aaaade! We can snag we can steal, we can shadow and kill, but when just get right down to it, there is nothing I'd rather wear!"

Relic Forest

-Herbert breathes a sigh of relief as Straw recovers, not even bothering to comment on the kiss between him and Crewe.-

Herbert: Thank goodness... I was afraid that we'd lost you on top of everything else... don't you dare go dying on us again, okay?

-He turns to one of the Mews, not really bothering to distinguish the two.-

Herbert: And thank you as well. Who knows what we would've done if you hadn't been around to help. Maybe legendaries aren't all that bad after all... anyway, I'm just going to pass out from a mixture of relief, exhaustion and adrenaline. There'll be time to talk about things in the morning.

-He proceeds to promptly collapse onto the grass.-

edited 13th Nov '13 6:46:06 PM by Herbert40k