Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Knight
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Where is it then if it isn't on your head?
I'd rather not say that, if that's okay...
I have many hats, if you need one.
No thanks... My sister likes hats, though...
Oh, come on! I have masks, hats, fake hats, robot hats, a banana hat, burning, glowing and scary hats, and badges! Heck, even a mini crab!
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Koishi, do you want another hat?
Yes!
Okay.
My sister wants a fancy hat, do you think you could provide one?
I reccomend either the Charmers Chapeau
, the Hetman's Headpiece, or the Point and Shoot
edited 15th Mar '16 6:59:36 PM by SaltyWalty
Koishi, which one of these do you like best?
The first one!
Okay.
She wants the... "Charmer's Chapeau," was that it?
Ok, I'll give you a crate with it. It looks like this: here . Whoa that's a really big link...
Hey! (Taps screen) HEY! What're we waiting for here? Can the next poster get here so I can get some freakin' chimichangas? GHAWD!
edited 16th Mar '16 9:09:02 AM by Shippudentimes
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It worked! I can't recall a thing!
"Have you learned nothing?..."
wHAT WORKED? dID YOU FIX MY CAPS LOCK KEY? bECAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT!
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Ummm... It's just a memory erase gun I used to get a negative thought outa mah head.
"Have you learned nothing?..."
oH. cAN YOU ERASE BANJO-KAZOOBLE: CASHEWS AND BOLTS FROM MY MIND?
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W-what?.......
"Have you learned nothing?..."
oNE OF THE WORST GAMES i'VE EVER PLAYED! aND i PLAYED SOME SHIT!
edited 16th Mar '16 5:30:09 AM by gregnes2000
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O.O Um..o-ok...
edited 16th Mar '16 5:29:48 AM by Fiona-Rose
"Have you learned nothing?..."
i STILL HAVE MEMORIES OF THAT DAY. sTUCK IN THAT CHAIR FOR HOURS ON END...
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I-I'm sorry about that.....
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aLSO MY BIRD FRIEND TURNED INTO ASH BUT, YA KNOW, THAT WAS FIXED UP REEEAAL QUICK.
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Are...are ya alright?.....
"Have you learned nothing?..."
aND THEN HE SHOT A LASER AT THE DISK. aND THEN i STRAPPED THE BOX TO A ROCK AND THREW IT INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE ENDING THEME OF bIRDEMIC PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND.
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iT WAS A WEIRD DAY...
edited 16th Mar '16 5:38:16 AM by gregnes2000
Because a helmet won't cover it.