Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
One is a genius. The other's insane.
TheLovableTramp has logged on.
: Look who's now here in this thread, it's Zoidberg!
Going Crazy over one game, all the time
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Welcome!
Le grumpy french mon
I just came here to see what's up, and now i'm seeing a giant lobster ? It make me hungry.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 19th 2022 at 6:12:52 PM
Going Crazy over one game, all the time
get em
Godzilla
Oh hey, Doc. - Bender
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Le grumpy french mon
I would want to, but he's probably too far away. Nyeh, i could buy myself some lobsters at the supermarket, but i'm too lazy.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 19th 2022 at 6:15:09 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
He looks like Three.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Going Crazy over one game, all the time
Hmm... yeah i can see it
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Wait, you know Three?
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Mortefi
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I practice the art of Khemia, or in plain language, creation. As for what I am, I am a synthetic human created by my master, the alchemist Gold.
Edited by KitkatKK2 on Nov 19th 2022 at 10:42:27 AM
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Going Crazy over one game, all the time
its else to look people up, you know...
thats very interesting
Edited by Redthatcat on Nov 19th 2022 at 11:50:25 AM
Has bad enlish. Also DID. Current Fronter: ???
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Oh.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Professional Professionalist
Wowee, a lobster man! I wonder if he ams heards our album Dethwater!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
[1] 
Ooh what do you make? Oh and synthetic human? Like those homunculus things or like a living doll?
Mortefi
Anything, really, barring a human or even animal of my own. I'm not near that skilled... yet. And I am closer to a homunculus than a doll, but I am neither. I was made of chalk.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Godzilla
I have dismissed you homunculi for the longest time. - Hephaistos
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Mortefi
"Dismissed"? In what sense of the word?
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
Chalk? I guess you don't have any blood then. Patchouli can make homunculi but she prefers golems, something about being cheaper and 'less rebellious'.
Mortefi
No, I have something reminiscent of blood, although it's not quite the same as a normal person's. Physically, I operate the same way anybody else would. Chalk is just the base.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Hello everyone! I'm fine now. Just know that if any of you call math dull ever again, I will find you :)
Yeah, we work really hard!
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Le grumpy french mon
I suppose that calling math "dull" is the same as hate speech against numbers for you two.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 19th 2022 at 8:01:09 PM
cat :3
[1] Hey, Albedo. Welcome to a somewhat chaotic multiversal thread.
Once again, on the topic of maths being dull, I can refer to a massive amount of interesting examples, one of which...
...is the Mandelbrot set. Pretty, ain't it? And apparently, if you get into the maths, you'll be able to show a connection to Newton's fractal, somehow.
[2] So what kinda biochemistry do you have? I'd imagine you must be very vulnerable to water, because chalk gets washed out quickly.
Edited by StepexNo2 on Nov 19th 2022 at 8:04:39 PM
"Please do not reproduce this textbook." - S. Banach & A. Tarski
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Yeah! And we don't tolerate it! I do think trying to go to their homes is a little much, though...
Mortefi
Alchemy and chemistry are different fields, and, another step away, Khemia deals just with the creation. I'm not an expert in this field. Asking me how my own body works is like asking a farmer to explain the intricacies of a grocery store's business model.
Edited by KitkatKK2 on Nov 19th 2022 at 12:14:28 PM
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
[1]
What kind of alchemy stuff do you do? Patchouli does a lot of alchemy.
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."