"Will I have to learn how to masturbate again?"
"I will not harpoon your white whale right now, okay?"
Mad Scientist Wannabe
"Woah, squirrel death spasms."
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
Flying Colors
"Because I am not a bagel."
"You know, I'm disappointed that "Tusken Raider Surprise" isn't an actual dish."
Mweheheh
"Such words. Many grammar. Wow."
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Pirate AND writer!
"Either they're sawing something or they're having sex. Either way, I don't think they're doing it right."
Looking for some stories?
"All because some dumbass had to get his fix of cannabis sativa indoors"
Li'l Punk
"She sure does love her dumps."
Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
You're not going with me, you're just going to be there too."
Flying Colors
"So there's our mountain of thighs."
hiya, the name's scout.
"I'm the most hippopotomonstrosesquipedalephobic of all dem bitches!"
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"It's like a double date, except none of us know who is with who"
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Obsessed with me, or obsessed with lolis? Which is it?"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"There's a difference between existing as one of these little fuzzy bundles of bloodthirst and actually doing cat things."
hiya, the name's scout.
"Nothing like fresh eyeballs, eh?"
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Li'l Shardfinder
It's been three hours... and sixty minutes...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Pokémon Genius
"Ah the wonders of hopping people up on mysterious substances and recording the results."
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Flying Colors
"Potato bread is the most delicious bunch of lies ever."
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"And seventeen frames..."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"Just as planned."
"Note to self, singing Good Ship Venus and turning it into an all female crew except for the captain's husband and the first mate does not make for a good birthday song."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Li'l Shardfinder
Moai heads... What is it with video games and Moai heads?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"I think that bleach might be have a little too much cowbell."
Li'l Shardfinder
She has a terminal case of cute butt.
(imitating Dr. House)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Me: "Can you not sing that to the tune of 'There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea'?!"
My mother: "No."
My family is weird.
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)