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Geoduck bivalve from Pacific Northwest Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
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#4003: Jun 26th 2018 at 6:12:43 PM

OK, I admit it, I have completely lost track of who all these people are..

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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4004: Jun 27th 2018 at 7:28:05 AM

They are that systems actual armed forces.

The UPA are just a racist militia with some government support, not their actual navy.

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32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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#4005: Jun 27th 2018 at 7:45:37 AM

Honestly, I'm a little surprised the UPA even has as much as was shown in yesterday's diagram. I know tactics matter and that Tagon and his crew are excellent at that, but it still seems like he's being underestimated by the first and third panels (though the second is certainly cause for alarm).

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Adannor from effin' belarus Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#4006: Jun 27th 2018 at 8:32:26 AM

Cindy is very bitey, but she is small. She could 1v1 any of the UPA's ships, but they were a whole fleet working together. Just like the splash a couple pages ago said - synergic support is more than the sum of its parts.

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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#4007: Jun 27th 2018 at 8:53:31 AM

I guess it does make sense solely in terms of raw firepower. That said, the UPA seems like it barely knows which end of the barrel to point towards the enemy.

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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4008: Jun 27th 2018 at 9:10:21 AM

It's also Tagon's one ship vs what used to be an entire battlegroup of theirs. Quanity has its own Quality at times.

I mean, Tagon would have outclassed them as shiphandler and tactician by parsecs...

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Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
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#4009: Jun 27th 2018 at 7:26:59 PM

A bit or expansion on who's who, and choosing sides.

I agree with Cindy, "standing way off to one side" is probably the best position to take on which side, given the situation.

Edited by Nohbody on Jun 27th 2018 at 10:27:42 AM

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32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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#4010: Jun 28th 2018 at 7:35:41 AM

This feels like a Maxim 29 moment - the enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less.

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#4011: Jun 28th 2018 at 8:09:54 AM

Hmm... the Uuplechan commander mangling the name of the ship... I can't tell if that's a deliberate slight or not.

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#4012: Jun 28th 2018 at 8:10:23 AM

EDIT: Completely failed to notice a link had been posted.

Edited by Discar on Jun 28th 2018 at 8:10:32 AM

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#4013: Jun 28th 2018 at 8:34:27 AM

@FuzzyBoots: Almost certainly deliberate. That level of mangling the name is not something you do on an open channel unless you're deliberately being belligerent for the sake of belligerency. Even if the Uuplechian couldn't wrap their brain and/or tongue around "Pethmatoko," they could have simply called the ship "approaching vessel" if they were at all concerned about being polite.

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#4014: Jun 28th 2018 at 9:32:42 PM

Things are about to get a bit more complicated for the Puppehs.

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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4015: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:15:26 AM

Seems Puppeh Relations come with a Vengeance.

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#4016: Jun 29th 2018 at 11:42:26 PM

New one, in which the people at the heart of all the big events come onstage.

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-06-30

Poor Sashiko.

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Brickman Gentleman Adventurer! from wherever adventure takes me Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: My own grandpa
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#4018: Jun 30th 2018 at 7:15:26 PM

Oh, I'm sure Gugro can find a few people within Tagon's Toughs who know how to use guns.

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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4021: Jul 3rd 2018 at 3:06:39 PM

[up] Captaining is 90% wishing your Officers showed some brains and initiative and 10% wishing they'd remember their dear old CO in his old age.

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#4022: Jul 4th 2018 at 6:44:07 AM

Permission to speak freely. I'm with Tagon here. It's one of those phrases like "We need to talk" or "Can you step into my office?" that triggers the primitive lizard brain that expects a fight.

FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#4025: Jul 6th 2018 at 9:53:36 PM

Succeeding too much. Here's hoping there's no spilt milk...


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