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ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where
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Jun 29th 2018 at 6:01:55 AM

i must go to my people

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EchoingSilence The Masked Commissar from Space Station Relationship Status: Robosexual
The Masked Commissar
Jun 29th 2018 at 6:05:50 AM

Ysergin: "Dis Bitch Empty! YEET!"

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Coleman Professional dog whisperer from None of ya business homosapiens
Professional dog whisperer
Jun 29th 2018 at 6:48:23 AM

Ok, bye Jones!

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SpookyMask Insert title from Corner in round room Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Insert title
Jul 2nd 2018 at 12:26:31 AM

I'm sad I didn't put my guess about her being launched into orbit but her still being fine aloud [lol] I did actually guess it

Now if she suddenly ascends into god hood then the joke part of my guess I didn't say aloud would come to true tongue

Time to change the style, for now
Adannor from effin' belarus Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Jul 2nd 2018 at 12:28:18 AM

Jones: "Well that's going to be something new"

Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
Jul 2nd 2018 at 9:15:49 AM

Fairly reasonable method of dealing with her, really.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
danime91 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jul 2nd 2018 at 10:02:03 AM

If she's actually in orbit and not gonna starting falling back toward the planet anytime soon, she could always just remove a piece of her clothing and throw it in the opposite direction. But then there's the question of where she'd end up landing.

Adannor from effin' belarus Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Jul 2nd 2018 at 10:22:06 AM

Honestly she isn't landing right back down where she started no matter what. The throw wasn't wholly vertical in the first place, and high altitude winds are crazy, so she's getting thrown around a whole damn lot.

Elfive not sure this one's actually a skull, but w/e from London
not sure this one's actually a skull, but w/e
Jul 2nd 2018 at 11:06:12 AM

Naked meteor Jones for the finishing blow.

I stopped worrying about strange men on the internet around the time I became one.
Medinoc Chaotic Greedy from France
Chaotic Greedy
Jul 3rd 2018 at 7:32:46 AM

If she throws something, she'll have to throw it really hard to get enough delta-V to deorbit. Good news is she's extremely strong, bad news is it doesn't make her fast (she says "my movement and senses fall well within human boundaries").

Edited by Medinoc on Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:34:12 PM

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GutstheBerserker from Haiti Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Jul 3rd 2018 at 7:46:11 AM

Whenever Jones shows up in the comic and something weird happens, I secretly hope that we are going to witness some sort of Stable Time Loop that sends her back in time to the creation of the Earth.

ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where
???
Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:33:30 AM

it looks like she's still in low earth orbit. there are still occasional air molecules to bump into so she'll slow down enough to re-enter the atmosphere after like a couple months

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danime91 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:57:34 AM

She could take off a piece of clothing and use it as a parachute/air brake to speed up the process, maybe.

Willbyr Anime-ted from North Little Rock, AR Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Anime-ted
Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:00:14 PM

Also, if there are any satellites up around where she's ended up, she could just boost off one of them if they can come together somehow.

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Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Relationship Status: In my bunk
Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:29:06 PM

"I'm sorry, Chancellor, I deorbited comstar unit 09873354 to hasten my return"

Edited by Lanceleoghauni on Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:30:35 PM

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Jul 3rd 2018 at 2:09:41 PM

Her mass is very high. Inertia is working against her here.

Edited by Arha on Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:10:11 AM

Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
Jul 4th 2018 at 6:59:01 PM

oh no

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
DatLonerGirl Weirdlords Supreme from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Weirdlords Supreme
Jul 5th 2018 at 11:18:32 AM

I hope Jones isn't stuck there forever. I know she says she doesn't have emotions, but I think she would be desperately lonely.

Writer, or something.
Jul 5th 2018 at 11:33:49 AM

Loneliness is an emotion and she feels no emotions, that is why she goes out of her way to stay with people for their entire lives.

DatLonerGirl Weirdlords Supreme from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Weirdlords Supreme
Jul 5th 2018 at 12:35:24 PM

Wait, what are you trying to say? That she doesn't have them or she does? I'm a bit confused. Because the first half of that sentence implies the former, and the second the latter. I personally think it's been hinted she has some, however muted.

Writer, or something.
Adannor from effin' belarus Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Jul 5th 2018 at 1:11:08 PM

Yes, that's sarcasm. Though how much she actually feels is debatable. She is clearly inhuman in that, given that some stuff we saw her go through already would have definitely broken a human mind, so she could mentally survive a long orbit. But yeah I doubt she is as unfeeling as she says she is.

Elfive not sure this one's actually a skull, but w/e from London
not sure this one's actually a skull, but w/e
Jul 5th 2018 at 2:36:02 PM

We've definitely seen emotions like "disappointment that humans aren't the same thing as her despite looking very similar".

I stopped worrying about strange men on the internet around the time I became one.
LittleMako I'm a god from the Great Indoors
I'm a god
Jul 5th 2018 at 3:13:13 PM

So long as Ysengrin didn't punt her up at escape velocity, she'll come back down eventually. Also, the court seems to have some sort of space program (or, at least, donny has one), so maybe they can mount a rescue.

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