- Nightmare Fuel: If you email firstname.lastname@example.org, you receive this message:Thank you so very much for your e-mail. This is Mary Hightower. I hope you dont mind, but I have taken over this e-mail address, and am keeping excellent track of all those who send me e-mail. My skinjackers will be visiting you sometime soon. Not to worry, theyre all so very, very friendly, and I promise it wont hurt at all. I look forward to meeting you soon. Respectfully, Miss Mary Hightower. P.S. you may want to wear comfortable clothes, and put things in your pocket you want to take with you. :-)
- The Woobie: Poor, poor Jill who is forced to furjack inside a pig for weeks as punishment for betraying Mary and is only freed by Jix in the last chapter.
- Jerkass Woobie: Milos. His haughtiness is broken after he can no longer skinjack and Mary dumps him, and he even allows himself to be extinguished by Clarence at her request. In spite of how horrible he was in Everwild and Everfound, no one deserves to be stripped of their existence.
- Iron Woobie: Clarence. At first he seems like a Jerkass Woobie because of how much of a creep he is initially towards Mikey and Nick, but given his background, it isn't much of a surprise how he ended up so bitter in the first place.
YMMV / Everfound