Zephyroph is a freelance journalist with absolutely no credentials or professionality of any sort. And he's a brony!
The Worthless Rue Known as Zephyroph Portrays Examples of the Following Tropes
- Age-Appropriate Angst: "You gonna tell me not to cry about losing my Wondertwins ring? Well, I'm not even old enough to drink yet, so I can do what I want!"
- Anti-Hero: Y'see, he saved an orphanage from burning down, but he was real angsty while doing it. That's how you know he's an anti-hero.
- Atheist: Gloriously. But not the asshole kind. Will be tolerant of most belief systems as long as they don't get too indoctrinating or cruel. That is, if you're willing to say "rolling his eyes in disgust while you're not looking" is an example of tolerance.
- Badass Boast: "I'll kick your cock so hard, you'll be coughing your kin for weeks!"
- Badass in a Nice Suit: What some nice 4chan natives have eloquently described as autistic.
- Book Worm: Will read anything. Fucking anything. You name it, he'll have it read within the week.
- Break the Cutie: Was horrifically abused on flame-ridden forums early in his Internet career. He still bears the weight of its mental trauma.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Take his word for it, because he's not gonna take time from his day to prove it.
- Deadpan Snarker: "Hahaha. It's funny because you're using your tongue for something other than licking your own ass!"
- Fingerless Gloves: There's no other way to achieve such douche points. Zephyroph prides his douche points, yo.
- Four Eyes, Zero Soul: His glasses help him measure the weight of your sins.
- Manchild: "And that, in my opinion, is why My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Season 1 does not hold a candle to McCarthy's work on the later episodes. Faust's substance was more like a lack there of. Well, I think that's all. Guess I should untie you now."
