Tear Jerker / The Girl Next Door (2004)

• After Matthew takes Danielle to the cheap motel.
  Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room? So this is what you really think of me.
  Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
  Danielle: Because I didn't want to! Because I loved the way you looked at me.

• Even though it falls between some funny moments, there's something heartbreaking about this exchange between Klitz and Eli when they're backstage at the porn convention:
  Klitz: Dude, am I ugly?
  Eli: What? No. No, man, you're fine. Just—just relax.
  Klitz: No, I'm ugly and I know it.

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