Sliding Scale of troll size
- -2: Those really tiny fellers that live inside strawberries.
- -1: Dragonfly riders. Gotta admire them for their sheer bravery.
- 0: Standard, brightly-colored toy fare.
- 1: Toddler-sized imp; this variety is known for being a tad rambunctious.
- 2: Adult-sized, hairy recluse. "I'm a grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge" indeed.
- 3: Warrior variant as big as a rhinoceros, and a penchant for making spitwads.
- 4: Giant sentries disguised as maple trees. Surprisingly, their camouflage skills are largely unaffected by their physique.
- 5: These ones right here grow to ten stories tall, and as such like to play Peek-a-boo in skyscraper windows. Trust me, it can be unnerving.
- 6: Chunky bois are roughly as tall as Mt. Denali. The good news is, this species is painfully lazy and only eats boulders.
- 7: Equivalent to the area of the Caspian Sea, and shockingly majestic swimmers at that.
- 8: Too big to fit in South America. Plus, they smell like durians, p.u!
- 9: That's no moon, that's a satellite troll! Hewwo thewe!
- 10: Planet sized troll, just large enough to compete against a titan.
- Viracochaxevious
