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* 9: That's no moon, that's a satellite troll! Hewwo thewe!

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* 9: [[ThatsNoMoon That's no moon, moon]], that's a satellite troll! Hewwo thewe!
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All Trolls are Different

'''Sliding Scale of troll size'''

*-2: Those really tiny fellers that live inside strawberries.

*-1: Dragonfly riders. Gotta admire them for their sheer bravery.

*0: Standard, brightly-colored toy fare.

*1: Toddler-sized imp; this variety is known for being a tad rambunctious.

*2: Adult-sized, hairy recluse. [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer "I'm a grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge"]] indeed.

*3: Warrior variant as big as a rhinoceros, and a penchant for making spitwads.

*4: Giant sentries disguised as maple trees. Surprisingly, their camouflage skills are largely unaffected by their physique.

*5: These ones right here grow to ten stories tall, and as such like to play Peek-a-boo in skyscraper windows. Trust me, it can be unnerving.

*6: Chunky bois are roughly as tall as Mt. Denali. The good news is, this species is painfully lazy and only eats boulders.

*7: Equivalent to the area of the Caspian Sea, and shockingly majestic swimmers at that.

*8: Too big to fit in South America. Plus, they smell like durians, p.u!

*9: That's no moon, that's a satellite troll! Hewwo thewe!

*10: Planet sized troll, just large enough to compete against a titan.

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