"Don’t judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the harmful messages it contains. Welcome to Night Vale."
The president of the School Board confronts critics of the school district's five-year strategic plan. Plus, the hunt for two fugitives, some fun events on the community calendar, and a look at financial news.
Tropes present in WE MUST GIVE PRAISE include:
- Shaped Like Itself: "The police describe the Faceless Old Woman as an elderly female without a face."
- Suspect Is Hatless: When alerting the town that the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home is a wanted fugitive, the secret police describe her only as "an elderly female without a face". They also note that they're not even sure if that much is accurate, since nobody has ever actually seen her.
"Today's proverb: Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight. Don’t bring a knife to a knife fight, either. Stop going to knife fights altogether. What’s your deal with knife fights?"
